Seanachai Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Speaking of which, have you been tipped to cabron's return? Check the thread in the CMBB forum about Volksgrenadiere... Don't toy with me, Michael! Oh my God! Could it be true? My heart is pounding so hard it feels like it's going to explode right out of my chest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Dammit, Dorosh! What thread about Volksgrenadiere?! And what about Volksgrenaderie? Were they as cool and elite as Waffengrenaderie? Did they have - the Schiznitz?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Dammit, Dorosh! What thread about Volksgrenadiere?! And what about Volksgrenaderie? Were they as cool and elite as Waffengrenaderie? Did they have - the Schiznitz?! Here, and stay there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Did they have - the Schiznitz?! Geez, goes to Chicago once and he's already doing the gangsta bit. Nothing more horrible to see than an old gnome loaded down with bling and his pants hanging down to his *ss... ***Cue Persephone*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: 'I am a bright, shining star and the last best hope for all mankind.'[despairing voice] That's it. We're sunk. [/despairing voice] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 *The Messiah crawls out of his (now stinking) cave* Behold yi Saviour oh craven fools for I’ve had yet another revelation! The glorious Peng himself has spoken to me or at least somebody has spoken to me… I suppose it could be the radio or something but I did tell the disciples (well disciple really) not to turn the bloody thing on; that, the TV & the CM machine (otherwise known by fools as a ‘kompewta’) and seeing as a potted cactus is unlikely to disobey me I think I’ll stay my whipping hand from Harold’s thorny flesh & just assume it was Peng… anyway what was I saying… err yes that was it… something about a revelation… Yes a revelation! I’ve realised that I need to do more to… What’s that? Is that me dear OLD Justicar? *The Messiah staggers towards the blinking fool (and literally blinking, tis the aura of light you see… either that or the lab ethanol)* You’ve fecking returned I see… left US all alone with a danglyless false Justicaress who’s done nought but show YOU & I mean YOU in a good light! I don’t know who’s more contemptible the Heretical witch (who I was thinking of making an angel of Peng), YOU or that fecking gutless Kiwi… … … No it probably is the kiwi who’s the most contemptible… yes definitely the kiwi… anyways err… what am I doing here again? Ahh yes the revelation… Okay roight I’ve realised in my infinite wisdom (or more correctly infinitely forgivable wisdom… actually more correctly than that would be my wisdom that is infinitely forgiven by me) that I need, if I’m to save the One Thread, to produce not more miracles but better miracles! I realise I need miracles within miracles wrapped up in miracles with a hidden miracle near the end… Miracle number 1 … I call on Noba to play me Miracle number 2… in a game of CM which ISN’T 2pounders & tigers Miracle number 3… and to help me produce the greatest AAR ever produced! Miracle number 4... it will be released... ou... outsi... it will be released in another thread My reasoning? I’m thinking it’s downright bloody disgusting that those faux Cesspooler-lites, the wafflers, have a better AAR than us (that damned Parabellum versus Mastergoodale thing) and even more vile than that is the fact that the grogs have those Ron versus Priest things… No it is an insult too far… Peng knows how many lost sheep (confused by the endless statistical accuracy of Italian sniper threads) have been snatched away from us (calm down Mace) by lesser threads having better AAR’s? Dear Peng the numbers are perhaps incalculable but I’d guess they're in the dozen range! That is my revelation… I thank Peng (or the radio) for it. *The Messiah steps back into his dark abyss* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 It would be a miracle if you ever had a coherent thought. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: It would be a miracle if you ever had a coherent thought. Michael And then if you did, the two of you could form a club. And then I could beat you over the head with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: left US all alone with a ...false Justicaress... Right. There is something unquestionably wrong with the title 'Justicaress'. It shall never be used again, upon pain of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: left US all alone with a ...false Justicaress... Right. There is something unquestionably wrong with the title 'Justicaress'. It shall never be used again, upon pain of death. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: *** more snipperage than at which you can shookened a stick *** (now stinking) cave *** yet even more sniperificationness *** And now, A Bowie Song "Eight Line Pram" I mean "Poem" The tactful cactus by your window Surveys the prairie of your room Mobile spins to its collision Clara puts her head between her paws They've opened shops down on the West side Where all the cacti find a home But the key to the city Is in the sun that pins the branches to the sky Now 'good' Messiah, I want 245 (2+4+5 = 11 a most holy number) pages of single spaced 6 point Times New Roman on the aforementioned lyric and its significance to the post war (if you have to ask which war you are no Messiah of mine) pre-Bush, neo Jeffersonian, Quasimodo John Paul II, anti-heretical, baby booming, Jet Setting dance crazylegs of the hemi-apocalypsodic Quixotic vengance fantasies of Ken Phranton my next door neighbor and his 22 year old adopted Ukranian orphan daughter named "Svetlana." Need it by 9 ay em Eastern Standard or Daylight Wednesday week or you will be subjected to some seriously righteous wrath. Oh, and No Posting in the MBT until it is finished. With footnotes, end notes, verifiable journal references (non of your googled internet trash - this is to be a scholarly work!). And I want a stenographer. Of my own. here. now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Post Easterian Sig Update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Will you be supporting my bid for the Papacy, Peng? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Will you be supporting my bid for the Papacy, Peng? I suppose since it will mean an end to xtianity as we know it sure, I'm a hunnert percent behind you bubba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 The Way Before Me is finally clear! Hunter S. Thompson is dead, and the Papacy is open. NOW IS MY TIME! FINALLY, THE BEGINNING OF THE WORLD'S FIRST GONZO PAPACY! I can't wait to see Ralph Steadman's artwork of my first ride through cheering crowds in the 'popemobile'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 And believe me, as I sit there in the 'popemobile', surrounded by the adoration of tens of thousands of cheering, chanting, pumped-up Catholics, I will be RIPPED RIGHT STRAIGHT TO THE TITS! YOWZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Alright you've got my vote. May I make a Modest Proposal for your initial Papal Bull? Its about that whole transubstantiation thingy... why not cut out the middle man and go for real blood and flesh. There are plenty of homeless we could use. Get them to a safe house, fill them full of antibiotics, detox them properly and then hack them to bits and feed them to the faithful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 OH, YEAH! I'M GONNA HAVE ME A BIG HAT! A REALLY, REALLY BIG SODDING HAT! AND NO COWS! AND ACCESS TO THE FINEST PERUVIAN FLAKE, FAT, RESIN SLICK BUDS OF COLUMBIANO, AND ALL THE 'FDA, WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING FDA' PHARMACEUTICALS THAT THE IMMENSE POWER OF THE VATICAN CAN POUR INTO MY PALSIED, TWISTED, GRASPING LITTLE HANDS! YEAH! IT'S GOOD TO BE THE POPE! You ever been to Vatican City? I mean, you walk through closet after room after building filled with gold, silver, and priceless works of art. IF THAT'S POVERTY, BABY, BRING ON THE CELIBACY! And Peng, why should we abuse the Homeless? After all, the Poor are what keeps the whole edifice going! WE'RE GOING TO EAT THE RICH, CHILDREN! IT'LL BE A BLOODY SACRAMENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Will you wear a funny hat? And keep burning matchheads in your beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Will you wear a funny hat? If elected, I will do for the Papacy what Rasputin did for Monasticism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: There is something unquestionably wrong with the title 'Justicaress'.Nothin' wrong with just a caress... 'cept that it is a bit of a tease. Ok, justa caress is fundementally wrong... Oh wait... were you talking aboot somefink else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Will you be supporting my bid for the Papacy, Peng? Now, there's something I'd suport you on. Seanachai for Pope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Quick! Where is Cardinal Boo?! Come, Radley! It's time for my Presumptive Assumption! Wait, I think I meant: Preemptive Ascension! I'll give 'em 'white smoke'! When I'm Pope, there'll be 'white smoke' for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: After all, the Poor are what keeps the whole edifice going!Damned straight! Without the poor, who's backs would the rich stand upon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: If elected, I will do for the Papacy what Rasputin did for Monasticism. *sniff* I miss Rasputin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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