Papa Khann Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: I would say the shotgun (use #1 shot) and a corporate suit. Maybe a nice three piece. Spend some money and look sharp. After all, you want to send a message. And that message is to all corporate VP's that anybody in the office could flip out and kill them all. Not just the low level flunkies that can be stopped by security. Make every evil moneygrubber in the country start eyeballing the guy in the next office and wondering, "If I do the backstabbing takeover of his part of the organization, will he...?". Lars, you evil bastiche, you made me drop my ceremonial back-stabber. ...Or was that dalem's Klingon cheese knife? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Dear Rabble, Thank you all very much. Today is my brithday and bringing her home today is the best birthday present I could ever have. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Elvis dear, Both a hearty congratulations and a happiest of birthdays are in order. Well...they are on back-order really, but I digress. Truly - wonderful news and all the best to you and yours. *hug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Dear All, Me lovely wife has made this web page. http://www.astrologysurvey.org/birth%20announcement.html Love, Elvis P.S. Give Mike a hug for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 That's a beautiful little girl you have there, dear. As to your P.S. - consider it done. We both appreciate the condolences expressed here and I am just sorry that such sad news had to come on the heels of such happy news from Elvis. But that is how life is. And it has affirmed for me that, though one is taken from us, another has arrived. Love her well, Elvis. And never take a loved one for granted (that's for everyone). You never know how long you will have with them, so make the most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I just like to take these nimrods for granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Berli: Have acquired map of Heaven and plans of defenses. Operation 'Kick God in the Fork' is a go. Repeat, operation is a 'go'. See you in the drop zone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Sweeet! Th' bastard deserves it! Can I give'im one for your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Sweeet! Th' bastard deserves it! Can I give'im one for your sister? Affirmative. We're going in, for sisters everywhere. I mean, what's with this? I bet Ashcroft is just sitting there right now drinking scotch and looking at pornography. The Almighty could at least spread some of this crap around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: ...Or was that dalem's Klingon cheese knife? Papa It's the Klingon Birthing Dagger, you halfwit. And you can't have it, Berli and I are taking it on our mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Ah. It seems I overlooked someone. So here it is: By the authority of God Almighty, the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, and of the undefiled Virgin Mary, mother and patroness of our Saviour, and of all the celestial virtues, angels, archangels, thrones, dominions, powers, cherubins and seraphins, and of all the holy patriarchs, prophets, and of all the apostles and evangelists, and of the holy innocents, who in the sight of the Holy Lamb, are found worthy to sing the new song of the holy martyrs and holy confessors, and of the holy virgins, and of all the saints together, with the holy and elect of God,--May the Justicar be blessed --'We bless, and praise him, and from the thresholds of the holy church of God Almighty we sequester him, that he may be improved, bettered, and delivered over with Berli and Peng, and with those who say unto the Lord God, Depart from us, we desire none of thy ways. May the Father who created man, bless him.--May the Son who suffered for us bless him.--May the Holy Ghost, who was given to us in baptism, bless him' --'May the holy cross which Christ, for our salvation triumphing over his enemies, ascended, bless him. May the holy and eternal Virgin Mary, mother of God, bless him.--May St. Michael, the advocate of holy souls, bless him.--May all the angels and archangels, principalities and powers, and all the heavenly armies, bless him. May St. John, the Praecursor, and St. John the Baptist, and St. Peter and St. Paul, and St. Andrew, and all other Christ's apostles, together bless him. And may the rest of his disciples and four evangelists, who by their preaching converted the universal world, and may the holy and wonderful company of martyrs and confessors who by their holy works are found pleasing to God Almighty, bless him, the Justicar. May the holy choir of the holy virgins, who for the honour of Christ have despised the things of the world, bless him--May all the saints, who from the beginning of the world to everlasting ages are found to be beloved of God, bless him-- May the heavens and earth, and all the holy things remaining therein, bless him. May he, the Justicar, be blessed wherever he be--whether in the house or the stables, the garden or the field, or the highway, or in the path, or in the wood, or in the water, or in the church. May he be blessed in living, in dying. May he be blessed in eating and drinking, in being hungry, in being thirsty, in fasting, in sleeping, in slumbering, in walking, in standing, in sitting, in lying, in working, in resting, in pissing, in *******, and in blood-letting! May he, the Justicar be blessed in all the faculties of his body! May he be blessed inwardly and outwardly!--May he be blessed in the hair of his head!--May he be blessed in his brains, and in his vertex, in his temples, in his forehead, in his ears, in his eye-brows, in his cheeks, in his jaw-bones, in his nostrils, in his fore-teeth and grinders, in his lips, in his throat, in his shoulders, in his wrists, in his arms, in his hands, in his fingers! May he be blessed in his mouth, in his breast, in his heart and purtenance, down to the very stomach! May he be blessed in his veins, and in his groin, and in his hips, and in his knees, his legs, and feet, and toe-nails! May he be blessed in all the joints and articulations of the members, from the top of his head to the sole of his foot! May there be only soundness in him! May the son of the living God, with all the glory of his Majesty itself, bless him! And may heaven, with all the powers which move therein, rise up for him, bless and uphold him, the Justicar, unless he repent and make satisfaction! Amen. So be it, so be it. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I'd just like to chime in and offer a little blessing for the bits that Seanachai missed: Bless his islets of Langerhans, his adrenals and his Ascending Reticular Activating System. Bless his thyroid, his thymus and his adenoids. Bless his hyoid bones, and his spleen. Bless his uvula, his bronchial tubes and his mitral valves. Bless that little channel of skin between the nose and upper lip - the vertical parrallel lines sort of thing... bless the flap of skin at the base of his neck that hides the on-off switch, and bless the on-off switch... especially when its in the 'off' position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 xmas 68 I got a remote control tank with real spring loaded shooting action!!! It went forwards, backwards, left, right and the turret rotated through about 45 degrees. You could jam a hard plastic "shell" down the barrel and actually SHOOT IT with a button on the remote. That is until the spring sproinged after about three weeks and then in another couple of months the cat had chewed through the cable going from the remote to the tank (Uh yeah this is waaaay before wireless remotes guys...) I suspect that it was payback for all the target practice when kitty was sleeping peacfully in a sunny patch and ZORTCH! pointy hard plastic missle to the underbelly!!! Lucky I dint put an eye out with that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 You happy now, Joe? You got an extra-special blessing, didn't you! You be a good boy and take your nap now and later on, I'll make sure you get extra whipped cream on top of your Jello. K', Sunshine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You happy now, Joe? You got an extra-special blessing, didn't you! He didn't bold his name. *Sighs* Another turnless week from the Justicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Seanacahi posted, in part: May the Justicar be blessed ...It's too late now. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 OK Seanachai, are you happy now? You've made him pout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Seanacahi posted, in part: May the Justicar be blessed ...It's too late now. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Is it too late for Lars to have to repaint his entire slum?I ain't doing it. Green it is and green it shall stay. {Spruce Shade, it comes off a friggin tree, what the hell did she expect? I mean, really...grumble, grumble...} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: ...what the hell did she expect? I mean, really...grumble, grumble...Here's my best guess: The man of her dreams. Or, lacking a suitable candidate to share a storybook ending with, at the very least a man with a clue. Clearly, Lars, you've failed her on both fronts. And now, to add insult to injury, you expect the poor woman to not only live in a puke-green building, but to shoulder the burden without complaint? Seanachai, I know you and Berli are busy planning your assault upon Heaven, but do you think you could at least lend me dalem's Klingon Implement long enough to significantly alter Lar's alimentary canal? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Congratulations, Elvis! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by MrPeng: I suspect that it was payback for all the target practice when Kitty was sleeping peacfully in a sunny patch and ZORTCH! pointy hard plastic missle to the underbelly!!!No wonder she is in such a fiesty mood sometimes... and now you made her go all culinary on us... I'd rather she be doing more mods for CM than mucking about in the kitchen and making some bouillabase that the Frenchies invented... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: My little sister, Beth died this morning at 7:40 AM EST. She was fighting brain cancer since Aug of 2001. It was quite a fight. Crap. Sorry to hear that, Hiram. My condolences, and my prayers to you and your family. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Seanachai, I know you and Berli are busy planning your assault upon Heaven, but do you think you could at least lend me dalem's Klingon Implement long enough to significantly alter Lar's alimentary canal? Papa You dungpile. It is a Klingon Birthing Dagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Well, it doesn't have the word "Klingon" written on it anywhere that I can see. Plus, I used it to slice cheese. So there. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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