Nidan1 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 As expected the Giants have sucked so badly, that they have collapsed the ozone layer around Philadelphia. At least the Cowboys are getting crushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 I would suggest that this would be an excellent day for all Joes to take a quiet hike into the hinterland and forget football. And, (in an act that all of us would be forever grateful) forget your way back. Did I mention that Joe Gibbs may be older than Joe Shaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: I would suggest that this would be an excellent day for all Joes to take a quiet hike into the hinterland and forget football. And, (in an act that all of us would be forever grateful) forget your way back. Did I mention that Joe Gibbs may be older than Joe Shaw? [sMUG] Five Time World Champion Dallas Cowboys ... nothing any of you can say is going to change that. [/sMUG] As to today, a mere speedbump, the Vikes aren't even in our Division. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: [sMUG] Five Time World Champion Dallas Cowboys ... nothing any of you can say is going to change that. [/sMUG] As to today, a mere speedbump, the Vikes aren't even in our Division. Joe Let's see, New England won the Super Bowl last year. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers won it the year before. Did the Cowboys win the one before that? Before that? Before that? Before that? Oh yeah, that's right. Dallas hasn't won anything since color TV was invented. No wonder Joe likes the Cowboys. Much like himself, their glory days are well in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2004 Author Share Posted September 12, 2004 Now, now, now and then. We shouldn't beleager po' ol' Joe. Isn't it sad enough that he's forced to root for a team that isn't even in his own state? There he is, way out in the wilds of Salt Lake City, miles from anyplace inhabited by normal humans in a state that even when they got an NBA team, didn't even have the creativity to change it's name. (I mean, really. The Utah JAZZ ? That makes about as much sense as the Florida Eskimos or the...I don't know...the Texas Fairly Intelligent People.) No, we shouldn't mock Joe for admiring the Cowboys. We should mock him for the innumerable other aspects of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Too much like shooting fish in a barrel. With a very large howitzer. At point blank range. With canister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Now, now, now and then. We shouldn't beleager po' ol' Joe. Isn't it sad enough that he's forced to root for a team that isn't even in his own state? There he is, way out in the wilds of Salt Lake City, miles from anyplace inhabited by normal humans in a state that even when they got an NBA team, didn't even have the creativity to change it's name. (I mean, really. The Utah JAZZ ? That makes about as much sense as the Florida Eskimos or the...I don't know...the Texas Fairly Intelligent People.) No, we shouldn't mock Joe for admiring the Cowboys. We should mock him for the innumerable other aspects of his life. Or the Los Angeles LAKERS ... it's called TRADITION Boo ... like the tradition you have there in Ohio of ... hmmm ... actually there are NO traditions in Ohio are there ... small wonder. Anyway, I've told you time and time again, and again after that, that I'm a TEXAN who happens to live in Utah. Just as Jim Boggs is a ... what the hell ARE you Jimbo? I mean you're NOT a Floridian, there are NO native Floridians. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Stop talking about footy, it might give Mace ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: Stop talking about footy, it might give Mace ideas. Mace ... Ideas? First time for everything I suppose. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: Stop talking about footy, it might give Mace ideas. Oh that's right you're one of those....... *starts to laugh hysterically* ......Essendon supporters!!!!! AaaaaaaaahAHAHAHAHAA AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 PS it's great to be a right bastard! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: Stop talking about footy, it might give Mace ideas. Only demented Aussies and Brits would call the game Footy. Footy sounds like a kinky sex act, not a violent, fast moving, man's sport. No wonder you thought it would give Mace ideas, but what kind of ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 ...fast moving, man's sport. Since when a "game" that stops every 15 seconds, been classed as "fast"...? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy: Stop talking about footy, it might give Mace ideas. Only demented Aussies and Brits would call the game Footy. Footy sounds like a kinky sex act, not a violent, fast moving, man's sport. No wonder you thought it would give Mace ideas, but what kind of ideas? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Joe does wear "Footies" to bed, Boo. I'm guessing they're not on his feet, though. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 (sniff, sniff) What the...? Argghhhh I'm in the cesspool! Lets go Jets! (sound of running feet fading into the distance) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Cesspool Contestant #1: If you were my screen door, would you close with a "bang" or a "thud"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 If I were your screen door, I'd be sure to close fast enough to smack you in the back of the head every time you came in. You would be the thudding noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Thank you Cespool Contestant #1 Cesspool Contestant #2: If you were a Boxer Rebellion Tigerman warrior, when you leap underneath Seanachai's charging horse to slash its underbelly with your long metal claws, would you stay with Seanachai's broken body after his de-horsing or would you move on to Joe Shaw's horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Thank you Cespool Contestant #1 Cesspool Contestant #2: If you were a Boxer Rebellion Tigerman warrior, when you leap underneath Seanachai's charging horse to slash its underbelly with your long metal claws, would you stay with Seanachai's broken body after his de-horsing or would you move on to Joe Shaw's horse? Careful CessPool Constestant #2 (whom I'd have liked to call Terd had he stayed around long enough) it's a trick question. I would have been with the U.S. Marine detachment in the embassy grounds. Charlton Heston thinks HE'S the only one with the chops to make it with the Russian countess ... hummmppphhh. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 Well, he is, after all, much younger than you. Of course, so is most terrestrial life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Well, he is, after all, much younger than you. Of course, so is most terrestrial life... Now is that nice? When have I ever said anything nasty about you ... that wasn't true? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Uh, Mr. MC, can you get the old ladies in the audience to stop bickering, and get on with the damn game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Well, he is, after all, much younger than you. Of course, so is most terrestrial life... Now is that nice? When have I ever said anything nasty about you ... that wasn't true? Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Evidently not. So much for this gameshow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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