dalem Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Okay, Jodhpurs and anything from the Dorcus Collection. Oh yeah, baby, I'm walkin' towards you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Okay, Jodhpurs and anything from the Dorcus Collection. Oh yeah, baby, I'm walkin' towards you. Okay, that was funny. You can live another day. But I've got my eye on you, Dalem. Fail to amuse me in the next 48 hours, and Papa Khann has to take over caring for Sten, the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: Hah! Proof I'm genetically uber! Scientists study 'blue-eyed' booze gene Uber-Sozzled? What abysmal research! How do they explain me then, green eyed, black haired? Huh? HUH?!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Hah! Proof I'm genetically uber! Scientists study 'blue-eyed' booze gene Uber-Sozzled? What abysmal research! How do they explain me then, green eyed, black haired? Huh? HUH?!! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Mace When was the last time some one bothered to explain you? Make excuses for you yes, embarassedly try to disclaim any responsibility for you, yes. But explanations seem pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Hah! Proof I'm genetically uber! Scientists study 'blue-eyed' booze gene Uber-Sozzled? What abysmal research! How do they explain me then, green eyed, black haired? Huh? HUH?!! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: (Various inane verbalizations SNIPPED! until we get to the good part) {Big-ass Buick, two tone powder blue & white, two yards of hood, gas gulping V-8, wide whitewall tires, tailfins and enough chrome to plate your house} You plate your house? Oh, right. the double wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: (Various inane verbalizations SNIPPED! until we get to the good part) {Big-ass Buick, two tone powder blue & white, two yards of hood, gas gulping V-8, wide whitewall tires, tailfins and enough chrome to plate your house} You plate your house? Oh, right. the double wide. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 No, no Seanachai Plus Fours are hardly an abomination! That knee jerk reaction of yours is caused by YOUR linkage of GOLF and Plus Fours, and there's been virtually NO evidence of a COLLABORATIVE relationship between golf and plus fours. Oh sure, the odd golfer or two may have worn plus fours at one time but that was a long time ago and can hardly be considered to be an act of fashion heathenism such as, for example, kilts. Those are CLEARLY a case of WMD (Wearing Men's Dresses). No Seanachai I'm afraid that the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread, as keepers of the sacred traditions of the CessPool, must step in and affirm and proclaim that Plus Fours ARE and SHALL BE the OFFICIAL attire of the CessPool. Just imagine you and Berli strolling down the boulevard with THOSE lovely items on eh lad? More than ONE head would be turning, you may count on that. Joe p.s. You'd be the one on the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: And, unlike most of you lot, I have actually stared deeply into the eyes of Lars. And I saw there such a pit of unutterable drunkenness, a sinkhole of such utter depravity, that I turned my own eyes away. They were, though, quite fetchingly blue. Great, now go fetch me a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Lars has eyes? I thought those holes were just smaller beer-insertion cavities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I just ate cafeteria food. It makes me feel so... dirty. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: I just ate cafeteria food. It makes me feel so... dirty. Papa And you find that exciting, don't you? You are SUCH a tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Good God... (oops, sorry Berli) rleete drives a pimp-mobile...I didn't say it was mine, you dolt. I was describing the vehicle I'd like to see mash Boo on it's headlight (like a moth, remember?). It's all about artistic license, and getting people to see what you are writing. Not that we'd be disappointed if it were, say, a well worn '93 Dodge Dakota with 148K miles on it, but I'd rather not have to replace my headlight, thank you. The good news is that all the watermelon mess and the horde of ants have been washed away by the rain (take THAT, you opportunistic little sugar eating bastards). The bad news is I had to come home early to pump all the freaking water out of the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to be arrested more.I was arrested more than half a dozen times before I was 30, you overgrown Girl Scout, including once for assault (bar fight) and another for "public lewdness". Unfortunately for all you perverts, the lewdness charge was dropped after it was discovered it was a case of mistaken identity, but it made a hell of a story the next day in high school. Lawyers being the leeches they are, and me being too broke, I walk the straight and narrow these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 rleete, why are you not under my boot? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Because I'm smarter than Lars? Not that it's much in the way of bragging rights or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Jodhpurs, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You need to be arrested more.I was arrested more than half a dozen times before I was 30, you overgrown Girl Scout, including once for assault (bar fight) and another for "public lewdness". Unfortunately for all you perverts, the lewdness charge was dropped after it was discovered it was a case of mistaken identity, but it made a hell of a story the next day in high school. Lawyers being the leeches they are, and me being too broke, I walk the straight and narrow these days. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I was never a "rebel". Just a foolish drunk, too quick to anger. And too young to know just how silly it all was. And is. I never vandalized, either (except for my models, which suffered brutal home-made bombs and improvised AT weaponry). Now-a-days I'm the quiet type they always talk about on the news. As in, "he was always so nice, really quiet, kept to himself. I never thought he'd do something like that." Question of the day: If Boo and Seanachai both put on jodhpurs and stand side by side, will The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show sue for copyright infringement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 More the quiet type as in, "who is he, and why doesn't he ever shower? Can you believe he cuckold someone into living with him?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: I was never a "rebel". Just a foolish drunk, too quick to anger. And too young to know just how silly it all was. And is. I never vandalized, either (except for my models, which suffered brutal home-made bombs and improvised AT weaponry). Now-a-days I'm the quiet type they always talk about on the news. As in, "he was always so nice, really quiet, kept to himself. I never thought he'd do something like that." Question of the day: If Boo and Seanachai both put on jodhpurs and stand side by side, will The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show sue for copyright infringement? Gimme a break ... there is NO WAY that Boo and Seanachai could EVER be confused with the immortal Moosensquirrel ... Boris and Natasha maybe. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 10, 2004 Author Share Posted September 10, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Question of the day: If Boo and Seanachai both put on jodhpurs and stand side by side, will The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show sue for copyright infringement? Gimme a break ... there is NO WAY that Boo and Seanachai could EVER be confused with the immortal Moosensquirrel ... Boris and Natasha maybe. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 10, 2004 Author Share Posted September 10, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: It's all about artistic license. And yours has expired. Everybody must be on vacation today. Either that or you're all in jail. Jeez...which is the more likely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: I was describing the vehicle I'd like to see mash Boo on it's headlight (like a moth, remember?). It's all about artistic license, and getting people to see what you are writing. Well, in that case, give it a cliche'd egocentric-Texan flair, and put a nice set of horns on front from a Texas Longhorn, and have fun with your very own "Running of the Boo's" as you chase him about... you could probably even sell tickets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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