Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: What, The Peace Corps? You can have it HippeeHehehe. The Corps, the Corps, and the Corps. Kitty [ November 05, 2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Originally posted by Buzzsaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> ......I’m heating up to jab into your eyeballs. (Ahh, how I love the smell of vitreous humor in the morning!) Eeeeew!, ****adjusts eyepatch, and strains to see with damaged left eye***** please refrain from making eyeball and vitreous references, use something from the digestive system or brain housing group, will you please. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Buzzsaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Originally posted by Buzzsaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> ......I’m heating up to jab into your eyeballs. (Ahh, how I love the smell of vitreous humor in the morning!) Eeeeew!, ****adjusts eyepatch, and strains to see with damaged left eye***** please refrain from making eyeball and vitreous references, use something from the digestive system or brain housing group, will you please. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 *Looking for a fight or at least some human contact, if that can be found here* Hello? Anyone home? Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *Looking for a fight or at least some human contact, if that can be found here* Hello? Anyone home? Kitty Good God, I don't think I've ever seen Kitty have to ask for attention before, and, having asked, have to wait. Someone's going to catch it for this. Sorry, Kitty, no one about but me right now, apparently. Doubtless real human beings will be along shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: *Looking for a fight or at least some human contact, if that can be found here* Hello? Anyone home? Kitty Good God, I don't think I've ever seen Kitty have to ask for attention before, and, having asked, have to wait. Someone's going to catch it for this. Sorry, Kitty, no one about but me right now, apparently. Doubtless real human beings will be along shortly. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: *Looking for a fight or at least some human contact, if that can be found here* Hello? Anyone home? Kitty Good God, I don't think I've ever seen Kitty have to ask for attention before, and, having asked, have to wait. Someone's going to catch it for this. Sorry, Kitty, no one about but me right now, apparently. Doubtless real human beings will be along shortly. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 A hungry, drunk kitty...scary... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by rune: A hungry, drunk kitty...scary... Rune AAAAAAA! Rune! Finally a name I recognize! Kitty (going to eat roast beast a pommy flavored...wait does that exist?...restaraunt in about 10 minutes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Hey, Boo Radley, apparently the newest member of the Board is 'Boo', an exterminator from Pennsylvania. I suggest you get out there and kick his arse and bring a piece of him in here to show us. Now we'll have to use your 'full' title just to avoid confusing you with some roach killer from Pennsyltucky. Like it's not difficult enough already. Mistress Kitty, I was amused by the Oz & Pom pony show. Berli sent me that direction. I shall check it out forthwith. [ November 05, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Roast beef ala Pommie? What next, fries ala Aussie? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Mistress Kitty, I was amused by the Oz & Porn pony show.Yes yes, we know all about that. No need to bring it up in public. /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Nidan , its on the way. QB with random everything. You do have the Germans. I did not at all expect what came out of that. Berli , make sure you bring your hip waders, lotso' grenades, and shaped charges. You're going to need them. Have it to you tomorrow. Here's a question for this esteemed crew to ponder: If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet; If you butter anything, drop it, it always lands butter-side down. What happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it? As evidenced by the question above, I'm exhausted. g'night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *Looking for a fight or at least some human contact, if that can be found here* Hello? Anyone home? Kitty Every time Kitty shows back up I start to feel all funny inside, and Seanachai never explains why, even though he thinks it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: What happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it? It scratches the hell out of you and then runs off. Now to get some bandaids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Here's a question for this esteemed crew to ponder: If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet; If you butter anything, drop it, it always lands butter-side down. What happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it? Why it hovers indefinatly. Or is that to obvious for the marine? Battles will be forthcoming..... as soon as the computer woes end, first a new logic board, and now it goes in agian for a new hard drive. Its been a great week, and getting worse by the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Nidan , its on the way. QB with random everything. You do have the Germans. I did not at all expect what came out of that. Berli , make sure you bring your hip waders, lotso' grenades, and shaped charges. You're going to need them. Have it to you tomorrow. Here's a question for this esteemed crew to ponder: If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet; If you butter anything, drop it, it always lands butter-side down. What happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it? Go ahead and try it if you want to find out. >=/ Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Roast beef ala Pommie? What next, fries ala Aussie? Rune Back from the Pommie roast beast place and I'm glad to announce it's no longer Pommie but SCOTTISH!!!!!! Woo hoo! They've eliminated all the Pom items from the menu, adorned the place with tartan, and even had a guy in a big bear skin hat, kilt, and cute white boots marching around playing bagpipes about every half hour. He only knew one song though and I found out that bagpipes can be hideously loud when they're being played about 5 feet from your ear. =/ Anyway, death to Poms! Long live Scotland! =) Kitty [ November 06, 2003, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 The best thing about my cat is that it knows when it is time to bed, goes there on voice command, and curls up next to me to keep me warm at night. You perverts can keep your comments to yourselves. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Roast beef ala Pommie? Ja... first you boil it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: The best thing about my cat is that it knows when it is time to bed, goes there on voice command, and curls up next to me to keep me warm at night. You perverts can keep your comments to yourselves. Steve And you are who? Not a pervert, Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Mace; wear the f#&*in' Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Some of us don't have to get our women drunk to have fun with them -- they come to our beds willingly.followed by... Originally posted by MrSpkr: The best thing about my cat is that it knows when it is time to bed, goes there on voice command, and curls up next to me to keep me warm at night.No comment is really needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 *spits out shards of broken teeth* But, Kitty, I was trying to procure this Dukedom so I can make you a gift of the best cat litter in the world for you to play with...the outback! Mace [ November 06, 2003, 03:30 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: Here's a question... If you drop a cat, it always lands on its feet; If you butter anything, drop it, it always lands butter-side down. What happens when you butter a cat's back and drop it? [... and as the wane November day peeks from behind listless, laden clouds, something grey and heavy is spotted atop the paddock shed, shimmering and resplendent as the sun reflects congealed butter; tail to snout. And with consummate ease, the distant beast dives gracefully over the edge hurtling towards a carefully situated, over-inflated rubber gnome lavishly applied with butter and rhubarb sticks] *hhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooonk* Yeknod [ November 06, 2003, 07:11 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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