Seanachai Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Ha! Your base insults don't faze me any more than your bad science! Alkiviadis hugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Alkiviadis hugger!I will have you know that I have not, nor will I ever, embrace a steaming pile of dog ****e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 I was taught that LSD should be stored in the freezer. Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I was taught that LSD should be stored in the freezer. Idiots. And you kept claiming you were simply looking for ice for your drink every time you came over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Well, its 9;15 PM on Saturday night, and I have two buxom, long legged blondes over for a session in the hot tub. Don't need any turns, I'm going to be too busy, don't you know. Ooops, spilled my vodka..... hold on Roxanne, I'll be right there, OK Diane, I'll get you another drink...just a minute girls. You NAME your blow-up dolls ? ? ? I bet you go clothes shopping for them, as well. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Alkiviadis: Everyone hates lawyers until they need one. Wrong. That sentence needs to end after 3 words </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Well, its 9;15 PM on Saturday night, and I have two buxom, long legged blondes over for a session in the hot tub. Don't need any turns, I'm going to be too busy, don't you know. Ooops, spilled my vodka..... hold on Roxanne, I'll be right there, OK Diane, I'll get you another drink...just a minute girls. Now if only you can get "it" up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Did you people know that 2+1=3?! Boy ya sure learn something new everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Did you people know that 2+1=3?! Boy ya sure learn something new everyday. Someone please hit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: But Second Peng how DARE you compare Ben/J-Lo to Brad/Jen. Ben/J-Lo is nothing more than a staple of grocery store checkout counter rags and "E! Tonight" retrospectives ... Brad/Jen strikes to the very heart of WHAT WE ARE! Okay, look. I'm pretty sure I've never had it off with Jennifer Aniston. And I know I've never done it with Brad Pitt. I think that Ben Affleck should probably be neutered simply for thinking about marrying J-Lo, and I wouldn't touch the bizarre 'Jenny from the block' JelLo creature on a dare. SO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE ALLEGED HUMAN BEINGS! Joe, you need to get out of the hotel lounges, planes, and cheap rooms you've been spending all your time in, and get into the fresh air. I think you need to insist on doing a training session here in Minneapolis, and when you visit — We'll all go ice fishing! Can't say no to that, can you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I don't want to be heastyIs this some strange combination of herpes and a yeast infection? Somebody get a flamethrower on him before it spreads (or posts again). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I don't want to be heastyIs this some strange combination of herpes and a yeast infection? Somebody get a flamethrower on him before it spreads (or posts again). </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 I noticed a certain amount of jealousy in response to my Diane and Roxanne story...ppppft!!!, I thumb my nose at all of you sad, sad piles of human trash. While I lead the life of a high rolling Bon Vivant, you dopes spend your time discussing Brad Pitt of all things, or lamenting about no turns in your in-boxes. Ha.....so what if I twitch a little at the sound of loud noises, or display the thousand yard stare at inappropriate times....Roxanne and Diane still come over for a good time, and they are able to look passed my foibles, knowing they are in for the time of their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 I turned on the television to see Minnesota playing the Eagles. What a perfect example of the Cess Pool, losers fighting losers. *Sigh* So with that in mind, I have created a new Rune Scenario featuring: Crunchies Lots of Artillery More Crunchies San Pietro Even more crunchies A town on a hillside. 6000 Points, let me know if interested. Has to be better then watching this game. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by rune: I turned on the television to see Minnesota playing the Eagles. What a perfect example of the Cess Pool, losers fighting losers. *Sigh* So with that in mind, I have created a new Rune Scenario featuring: Crunchies Lots of Artillery More Crunchies San Pietro Even more crunchies A town on a hillside. 6000 Points, let me know if interested. Has to be better then watching this game. Rune I'd rather have hat pins stuck into my eyes and be forced to watch the Eagles/Vikings game, or even "American Idol", while someone drips hot oil on my genitals and rips out my fingernails with a pair of needle nose pliers. </font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">psst, send it to me </pre> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiviadis Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Only hot babes, provided they aren't Greek, are allowed to hug me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkiviadis Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by rune: I turned on the television to see Minnesota playing the Eagles. What a perfect example of the Cess Pool, losers fighting losers. *Sigh* So with that in mind, I have created a new Rune Scenario featuring: Crunchies Lots of Artillery More Crunchies San Pietro Even more crunchies A town on a hillside. 6000 Points, let me know if interested. Has to be better then watching this game. Rune Losers for sure, send this baby to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 "Fly Eagles, fly! On the road to victory..." [ January 16, 2005, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 It's hard to describe the stark horror that results from placing a bowl of grapes next to Papa Khann. I've seen Army Ant trails on the Discovery Channel that looked less picked over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: It's hard to describe the stark horror that results from placing a bowl of grapes next to Papa Khann. I've seen Army Ant trails on the Discovery Channel that looked less picked over. Next time, serve them to him in fermented liquid form. Not only does that slow him down, when he passes out, you can steal his wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: It's hard to describe the stark horror that results from placing a bowl of grapes next to Papa Khann. I've seen Army Ant trails on the Discovery Channel that looked less picked over. Next time, serve them to him in fermented liquid form. Not only does that slow him down, when he passes out, you can steal his wallet. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Someone has broken Ape Law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: It's hard to describe the stark horror that results from placing a bowl of grapes next to Papa Khann. I've seen Army Ant trails on the Discovery Channel that looked less picked over. What is it with Papa Khann and fruit? I mean, the man must have altars to 'regularity'. He even puts it in his beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: It's hard to describe the stark horror that results from placing a bowl of grapes next to Papa Khann. I've seen Army Ant trails on the Discovery Channel that looked less picked over. What is it with Papa Khann and fruit? I mean, the man must have altars to 'regularity'. He even puts it in his beer. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 If I'm the only Seniour Kanigget awake, clearly that means that I must watch... MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Finish Him!!!! Fatality!!!!! I hate you all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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