Egbert Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: p.s. The shuttle will be here in an hour ... doubtful that I'll be back here until Friday, but one never knows ... especially if that one is Boo Radley. At last, a use for your carcass. They're gunna drape you over the leading edge for re-entry ? Noba. ps. I would ask for a place on the nose. Better view and that honker of yours would really add to the ablative properties of the shield. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Egbert: Sorry, Boo, I should have figured that a reference to Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer would be beyond your cultural underpinnings. I keep trying not to embarass you... Said the man who can't spell reindeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Dear Elvis, You assume correctly..Typical of you really...Yes, but now I know he's a toad... along with Peng </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! No, YOU'RE number two... or more correctly, as they'd say in Vietnam, you're number 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Tiredboots: OK so.1 Buffet:boiled sheepheads with califonia jug red allright? 2 virgins for the Old Ones:no swet,plenty of virgins(or a reasonable substitute thereof)1 gross,2gross?3 bribing Justicar:one gallon of aformentioned dago red or the empty jug on the side of the head to return him to His rightfull slumber?4 grovelling:this worsless serf beg the privilege to kiss the feet of the MBT Presence(you guys should really change your chain mail more often.)4 subjugating the Strines:sorry mate,c'ant be done,tryed the best of pilsner beer on them ,bounced right off.P.S.: Will make sure I toss at least a dozen nubile(OARST)virgines into the pool before I wade in ...with a gaff.As allway an humble servent of the MBT Where to begin, where to begin... SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP! Okay, I feel a bit better. Now, I take it from your current crop of remarks that you're a foreigner. Nothing wrong with that, of course, as all Americans began as foreigners. Except the ones that already lived here, but we did for those poor buggers. Here in the Great North we've given them spear fishing rights and casinos, which means that their future is being abused by rednecks and learning all about Organized Crime. Elsewhere they've been introduced to the joys of strip-mining and nuclear waste. But, as regards this creature posting as 'Tiredboots', we demand to know where you started life, not where you're going to end it when some excited American Minuteman puts a couple of 9mm slugs into you for showing up confused at the wrong address for a Halloween party. You see, it's simply 'wrong' of us to mock you for your use of English if it's not your first language. However, once we know what your first language is, we can analyze your current English usage against the typical structure and usages of your native tongue, and mock you properly for how poorly or well you're using English given your starting point. It's a form of 'handicapping'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Each word in the thread title was selected for a specific reason. At times like this, I have to ask myself: Would it truly be wrong to kill Elvis with a used ice-axe purchased at a Saturday afternoon garage sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Each word in the thread title was selected for a specific reason. At times like this, I have to ask myself: Would it truly be wrong to kill Elvis with a used ice-axe purchased at a Saturday afternoon garage sale? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Dear Elvis, You assume correctly..Typical of you really...Yes, but now I know he's a toad... along with Peng </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Now just hold on thar. I am not a toad. I am a Pod. Not at all amphibious, and only slightly warty and green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiredboots Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 My dear Seanachai.I started life speaking on of the most(probably THE most)sophisticated & elegant tongue in the world:French.And therefor find myself at a great disadvantage using this random arrengment of grunts & whistles trying to pass itself off as a language:English.Regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: ... all Americans began as foreigners. Except the ones that already lived here, but we did for those poor buggers. Here in the Great North we've given them spear fishing rights and casinos, which means that their future is being abused by rednecks. And I really wish you'd just stop doing that! So you read James Dickey one damn time in Senior English and now, every time you get anywhere near the woods, it's like some damn Outward Bound weekend gone horribly wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Hey Lars - what is it with Lake Minnetonka this year? Is the the water just MADE of alcohol or soemthing nowadays? What do you mean? The dumb*ss hit that 31 foot cruiser spot on. That takes some kind of skill, especially at night. Me, I drink too much and miss the buggers every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! No, YOU'RE number two... or more correctly, as they'd say in Vietnam, you're number 10 </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Tiredboots: FrenchThat'll confuse the Merkins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tiredboots: FrenchThat'll confuse the Merkins... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 No, no, no. It's Le Ribet! Like Chevrolet. Uncultured lout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Au contraire, its Le Ribet! Like Ford Mustang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 First toads & now frogs… the One Thread has gone all amphibian I’m unsure if this is yet another sign of the coming apocalypso… Oh I haven’t done an AAR for a while so here’s a quick one AAR of ‘88 ways to die near Radziechow’: A Messianic production Sir 37mm the Peng blessed, disowned, tested, tolerated, mocked, belittled, forsaken, absentee and criminally negligent Messiah of the Peng Challenge Thread Versus The Belgian also known as Stickypixie I lost Here's wot done it I hereby declare this Belgian as a thoroughly despicable creature, an opponent so utterly without a sense of honour that he’s in danger of resembling… well he’s beginning to resemble a Frenchman. I can only hope that when he eventually gets round to sending me a second scenario it won’t feature a pak front looking down onto my deployment zone. [ July 12, 2005, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Je suis la Plaie et le Coteau....... Et la Victime et le Bourraeu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Tiredboots: ...I started life speaking on of the most(probably THE most)sophisticated & elegant tongue... What the hell was that? Good lord, lad, he asked you what language you speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 Dear Seanachai, An ice pick is too good for me. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I can only hope that when he eventually gets round to sending me a second scenario it won’t feature a pak front looking down onto my deployment zone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It is to laugh. Bet your guys were scurrying around like deer caught in the headlights with their pants down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagwyn Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Hey!! Sennachai!! Maybe Tired Boots is GF?! Hey what about that? Tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by Tiredboots: My dear Seanachai.I started life speaking on of the most(probably THE most)sophisticated & elegant tongue in the world:French.And therefor find myself at a great disadvantage using this random arrengment of grunts & whistles trying to pass itself off as a language:English.Regards. Look, you silly little Frog, no one has more regard for the hissing sibilants and bursts of splashing followed by sudden stops and raised eyebrows that is French than I do, but everyone who types a Western Language knows how to use the freaking space bar! Simply put some God benighted spaces in your huge blocks of gibberish! You're giving me the red arse! After a period — you put a fecking space! After a comma — you put a bloody space! Every time I read one of your sodding posts, I feel like I'm exploring some new investigation of a cuneiform based script. THIS ISN'T BLOODY ROCKET SCIENCE, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Not to mention that you seem to have gained a suntan over the last week or so... Have you been sneaking off or somefink? I remain my normal, typical, Minnesota fishy-belly white colour. I think Peng's frog yacked up on me. That would explain the besmirched and degraded look that my Gnomish stand-in is sporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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