flammenwerfer Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I didn't realize there are actual flesh and blood people behind the forum names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I think I can safely say that their blood has been largely replaced by CH3-CH2-OH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Originally posted by rune: berli and the Gnome, which sounds like a television program, were last seen heading to their car, with Berli wondering which way to take 72 home. I didn't have the heart to tell him that going east would get him extremely wet, but I also haven't seen either one of them post yet. Hmmmmmmmmmmm Rune A further update of the Berli and the Gnome show....I was in a parking lot on Rt. 62 after band practice and decided to call and see what they were up to. Well it happens that Berli and the Gnome were a little bit east of my location on the same road and heading west....so they did manage to find their direction....I think it was pure luck. So they pulled into the parking lot so I could follow them and instead of pulling out into the road...Berli and the Gnome pull into the parking lot of a bank.....At first I thought they were stopping at the bank but then the car went into reverse....so they were not going to the bank. We finally arrived at Berli's place and the Gnome carefully unloaded all of his very small bags out of his tiny Gnomemobile. He dropped his tiny red pointy hat and I carefully placed it back on his tiny head. They also pulled a bottle of whisky out of Berli's car and there was very little left in the bottle. The Gnome seemed to be a little bit intoxicated. So I sat on a round chair....the Gnome chose a chair that had two drink holders in each arm rest, and he placed a pint of Guinness in one and a glass of Scotch in the other. Then Berli and the Gnome both decide that they want to smoke.....Ugh!!!!.....so I am in the middle of pipe smoke and cigar smoke!!!! Blech! But I did get to listen to some of the Gnome's numerous stories, so that made sitting in a cloud of smoke a little bit tolerable. And I found out the Gnome does swear a lot.....though it is kind of funny to listen to in his tiny high pitched voice. Then I had to go home and get some sleep. I'm not sure what happened after that.....but they were suppose to meet up with Bauhaus and Moriarty today. Hopefully we will get an update on today's episode of Berli and the Gnome show :eek: (Sorry emoticon was needed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 So, I stagger into the bathroom this morning... WTF?! There's blue fuzz in the shower... Freakin' gnome must be shedding... prick's really a smurf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Rune's dog, Elvis.Now, the real question... What'd ma and pa Elvis name thier lil' boy after Rune's dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Email 'em to me sir, and I'll have 'em up tonight.I'd call you a whore, but you are far to cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Email 'em to me sir, and I'll have 'em up tonight.I'd call you a whore, but you are far to cheap </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: I bet you bend over to pick up the soap in the showers as well.Well our dear Stukes wasn't too wise to the ways of the world, which is rather unfortunate in a prison environment. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Email 'em to me sir, and I'll have 'em up tonight.I'd call you a whore, but you are far to cheap </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Email 'em to me sir, and I'll have 'em up tonight.I'd call you a whore, but you are far to cheap </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Man, I never thought a real motorcyclist would go for that. That depends if (a) Triumph Daytona 955i ( Honda CRF450R © Honda CR250m is 'man' enough for ya. Well is it? punk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Watch it, sailor - I'm cheap, but I'm not easy. Funny you should mention that.......Upon returning from dinner with Berli, Seanachi and Moriarity I must say that I am quite disturbed. Yes, I was so disturbed, I do believe my thingy and I blushed on several occassions. First Dalem, from what I understand, you ARE easy. Seanachi made mention of a time that you two were together smoking cigars. Seanachi smoking a cigar and according to him, you smoking HIS cigar. Then he explained that you came down with the worst case of hiccups he's ever witnessed in an adult. Let's just say there was some concern over the damage you might do to his cigar if you bit down on it while hiccuping. That sir, IS the act of an easy man. I would know. Then Seanachi mentioned that his favorite job he's ever had was when he was the "Head receiver" at a book store. Seanachi a catcher and not a pitcher, who would have thunk? Think about it for a second.......o.k, long enough. And finally, Seanachi making mention of how he likes nothing more than a good A-hole. Pardon my french. Being a Saint, I really shouldn't speak in such vulgarities. I tell you, the little gnome really surprised me at how in touch he is with his feminine side. Made me feel somewhat tame. But alas, as the evening of fine Irish dining (I believe Berli actually ate a stew with Sheep in it, sorry Mace) and beer as thick as Berli's beard, we wished each other well. Seanachi made an attempt to touch me inappropriately, but I stopped him. You see Dalem, I'm not easy. Well, not that easy. Seanachi wished us all well, saying goodbye to me and to Moriarity as we headed in the dark to our vehicles. I'm still not sure if Seanachi made it home since he rode to the restaurant with Moriarity. It was a fun evening had by all and we came to the conclusion that you are all twits and we hate each and every one of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 (fast) bauhaus bauhaus bauhaus he's up and then he's down bauhaus bauhaus bauhaus he never wears a frown! bauhaus bauhaus bauhaus he's worse than you and me bauhaus bauhaus bauhaus one plus two is three! {slowly, swaying} may all your bauhaus moments be filled with pomp and cheer... {fast} bauhaus bauhaus bauhaus don't walk off a short pier - hey! And yeah, from what I vaguely remember, those hiccups were life-threatening. Unless Seanachai is making the whole thing up of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!! Whoopee! [tooooooooooot] (hic) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Let me be the first to wish everyone a Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!! Whoopee! [tooooooooooot] (hic) Michael Beggorah! Since oi be havin' a bi' of tha' fine Cassidy blood in me, Oi'll be downing a fine Oirish brew or 10 in celebration of this fine day Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 ...and oi'll be adding a few fine double pos' as well, I will! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 ...or even a triple. Aye, that I will! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by rune: In my case, it truely is a nasty cold. Gnome report: They are on the way here. Say good-bye to: Glenfiddich Special Reserve Single Malt Scotch Whiskey Aged 12 years When I throw a bash, it is expected to have good alcohol... but on Berli and Seanachai? It almost makes me weep. Rune Just you keep them wandering Cesspoolers up north, for they'll never get near my Macallan Cask Strength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 ... not to mention your Annie Greensprings and your Red, White & Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 *ahem* Since my browser has the complete common sense to avoid Dalem's website, can someone kindly email the photos above (that I can't see) so I 'know my enemies'.... or is that 'know my enemas? Muchos grassy-arse Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: *ahem* Since my browser has the complete common sense to avoid Dalem's website, can someone kindly email the photos above (that I can't see) so I 'know my enemies'.... or is that 'know my enemas? Muchos grassy-arse Mace Really, you can't link to it? -dale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Flammenwerfer: I didn't realize there are actual flesh and blood people behind the forum names... Of course there aren't...these are just random pics we find on the 'net and post as our own. *sheesh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: *ahem* Since my browser has the complete common sense to avoid Dalem's website, can someone kindly email the photos above (that I can't see) so I 'know my enemies'.... or is that 'know my enemas? Muchos grassy-arse Mace Quick everyone send him an email with the photos attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Or, better yet, send him E-mails with random photos attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Hey Mace, I'll be in Melb for the week 11th-15th April. Howza bout we catch up for the inbibing of nasty liquors? (and don't drive this time, you ain't no good to the world sober) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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