Snarker Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 AARRRRGHARH!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 Almost forgot. Wino!!!!!! Listen, Mister Maggotty Man!!!! I've been waiting for a turn from you since Christ was a corporal - and at this rate, he ain't makin' sergeant any time soon!!!! Get with the program!!!! I knew you and Master Goodale were related the minute I saw your moss covered, fint-chipperesque, sloping forehead. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Yeeha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Is it just me or are there only like two 'cheery wafflers' and both of them are Australian… heck half of the posts in the waffle thread are by so called ‘Penguins’. I don’t know why they (or we) bother. Ya know some of these 'cherries' would make okay SSN’s … I say a ‘merger’ (i.e. a Peng takeover) could be to everyone’s (i.e. Pengs) benefit.To be perfectly honest, it's just you. If half the posts here are from <font size=1>penguins</font>, it just shows there are some people looking for something a little more cerebral than the usual "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Is not!" "Is to!" self-proclaimed wit of the MBT. Ask your Daddy Boo or your Granddaddy Peng what that means. Snarker, don't you think December 28 is just a bit late to deck the halls? Good grief, why not a title about Thanksgiving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 We're "Wafflers", Dave. A day late, and a dollar short. Actually, I'm prepping for next Christmas. May as well, my local stores had Christmas stuff out just before Hollowe'en this year. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: To be perfectly honest, it's just you. If half the posts here are from <font size=1>penguins</font>, it just shows there are some people looking for something a little more cerebral than the usual "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Is not!" "Is to!" self-proclaimed wit of the MBT. Ask your Daddy Boo or your Granddaddy Peng what that means. We like to think of it as slumming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Hmmm, slumming up again, Boo? Remember where cess pools really are, to wit, below the layers of the mold-encrusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Snarkie-pookums too bad, so sad about that no-turn sending. Here I was frothing at that sackless, no-ice-melting, furin-car driving, no-four-wheeling, limp-wristed jackanapes, Dave H. Have you suffered, my sweets? Hopefully you converted, you lil heathen you. Turn forthcoming. Sandpaper & Stick are you back from your journeys to lands afar? Wallybob, I demand to see more killing of your troops, send me a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Ya know some of these 'cherries' would make okay SSN’s …Says the freak with a 14,000+ member number. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 ANGRY OUT LOUD :mad: I came home to over a foot of snow. I spent the last 45 min digging myself out. The only good things were that the snowblower started on the second pull and that I had very little to shovel. Thank god for Honda. Expect some VERY DISTURBED turns shortly maggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: I spent the last 45 min digging myself out. snowblower Wimp. This is digging..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 There's good news tonight. It turns out that the friend of a friend owns a Bobcat. 10 minutes with that little beauty and our driveway is completely cleared. I think he ended up clearing driveways for four or five neighbors, too. He made good money, and we regained the use of our cars and garages. Once again unrestrained capitalism prevails in a win-win for everybody. I may have to become a Republican. NAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 W&C, did that snowblower come with a skirt or did you have to buy it seperately? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: W&C, did that snowblower come with a skirt or did you have to buy it seperately? :mad: :mad: Errr Homo sapiens are ill-adapted to snow- unlike Homo canuckis which breathes snow instead of oxygen. It is obvious that you are a member of the latter hominoid species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: I may have to become a Republican. That is by far the smartest thing you have ever said...too bad that thick, sloping forehead of yours repels good ideas like my Tiger shrugged off that lame single shot from your Priest before it re-sighted and blew the horrid little bit into shrapnel. And you were all gleeful about your prospects. tee-hee. Send more, I need the points. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 What? No jokes about "gay Apparel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 No. We chuck TNT. You want the other thread. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: If half the posts here are from <font size=1>penguins</font>, it just shows there are some people looking for something a little more cerebral than the usual "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Is not!" "Is to!" self-proclaimed wit of the MBT. Cerebral? It is? Then what the feck am I doing here? Oh yeh, there's no social structure here, no pecking order, no rules to follow, just good ol' maggotted tnt chucking! :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Cerebral? It is? Then what the feck am I doing here?Good question. I think you followed YK2 and Kitty when they ducked out of the MBT for a vacation from the lawyers. Then you actually had the audacity to participate in the BDLRM2, and didn't that work out well. :eek: Oh yeh, there's no social structure here, no pecking order, no rules to follow, just good ol' maggotted tnt chucking! :mad: :mad: MaceThank you. It was tough to keep MasterGoodale (the maggot) from trying to impose some bizarre rules he dreamed up one dark and stormy night. In the long run, sanity prevailed and the TNT chucking has continued. :cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 On the first day of Christmas Goodale gave to me a cannister of TNT! On the second day of Christmas Goodale gave to me T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the third day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the fourth day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the fifth day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Fire for Effect!! Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the sixth day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Six mouldy basements, Fire for Effect!! Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the seventh day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Seven lame excuses, Six mouldy basements, Fire for Effect!! Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the eighth day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Eight slathered corpses, Seven lame excuses, Six mouldy basements, Fire for Effect!! Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the ninth day of Christmas Goodale gave to me Angryolized chucking, Eight slathered corpses, Seven lame excuses, Six mouldy basements, Fire for Effect!! Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! On the tenth day of Christmas Goodale gave to me The Cheery Waffle Thread, Angryolized chucking, Eight slathered corpses, Seven lame excuses, Six mouldy basements, Fire for Effect!! Four bitter salvos, Three toasted Russkies, T-34s and a cannister of TNT! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Soddball, it's good to see you! I see your verbal skilz are just as imaginary as ever. Is your PBEM plate full right now, or do you feel the need for some very angry molten TNT slathered all over your crispy self? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Good one! It drips anger! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 But where's the 11th and 12th? Did he come in over budget or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 No...he can't count any higher unless he takes off his shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 Don't ask him to count to twenty-one. He'll do it. :mad: :mad: [ December 29, 2004, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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