Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: *leaps on the back of Yeknathod, strums the guitar, and keeps singing* [rotates ears wildly... pondering on whether the load is distressing or arousing... or both] Bugger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 So they rolled old steer upon his back, and they held him by the horns, and down his sizzling goozle they poured a quart of corn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Sez one ole boy, "Let's turn him loose, and git him home real quick, he's bound to want a chaser, and he'll go straight to the crick." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 I'm not moving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 OK, who put the circular saw in the dryer? Oh, it's just Kitty and Mace singing. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 That ole oxen simply left the world, as hard as he could go, and if he kept a driftin' he's down in Mexico. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 If she cooks anything like she sings, there are gonig to be some VERY sick people in California once she graduates.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 *leans over, then sings into one of Yeknodathon's ear* But the bald-faced steer he pawed the ground, and he bawled and he bellered too, he walled his eyes and he wrung his tail, then he shook his hocks and flew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: If you're ever up high in the Sierry Petes, THE END Oh, goodness, the Aussie crowd have almost finished their caterwauling counterpoint. How refreshing! Hard put to figure out what supposed song they were singing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 This story has a moral, and you will find it here, if you ever have any moonshine, don't waste it on no steer!! *fires Colt S.A.A.s into the ceiling, leaps on Seanachi's back and spurs him unmercifully.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Yeeeee...hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Get along, little Wombat! err Doggy! errr Yeknodathon Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 You're drunk!! Now get off that koala! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: *leans over, then sings into one of Yeknodathon's ear*[picking up the rhythm and responding to the husky, dark, sultry charms flowing from ear to rarely-visited pleasure regions of the brain something grey and heavy begins the steps to a complex line dancing dressage sequence] [ July 18, 2004, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Oh no I just can't stop singing!!!!!!!!!!!! =D Fighting soldiers from the sky, Fearless men who jump and die. Men who mean just what they say, The brave men of the Green Berets. Silver wings upon their chests, These are men, America's best. One hundred men will test today, But only three win the Green Beret. Trained to live off nature's land. Trained in combat, hand to hand. Men who fight by night and day, Courage take from the Green Beret. Back at home a young wife waits, Her Green Beret has met his fate. He has died for those oppressed, Leaving her this last request. Put silver wings on my son's chest, Make him one of America's best. He'll be a man they test one day, Have him win the Green Beret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Playin' with the queen of hearts Knowin' that it really smarts But that's what I'll have to do To keep me away from you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 *signs petition ro ban singing in the MBT* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: *signs petition ro ban singing in the MBT* What petition ? ? - ro - ? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 And how about a song to get the day started out right? "Good morning starshine the earth says hello You twinkle above us we twinkle below Good morning starshine you lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba Le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla nooby abba naba Early morning singing song Good morning starshine his love in your sight Reflecting your sunlight in my lover eyes Good morning starshine so happy we'd be My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba Le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla nooby abba naba Early morning singing song Can't you hear me Singing a song loving a song Singing a song Loving a song laughing a song Singing a song Sing a song song singing Song song song sing Sing sing sing sing song Song song song sing Sing sing sing sing song Sing sing sing singing song......" All awake now, are we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 AAAAAAHHH!! MY EARS!!!! YOU should be placed in the dryer with a circular saw for that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: AAAAAAHHH!! MY EARS!!!! YOU should be placed in the dryer with a circular saw for that one. Though i hate stating the obvious, doesn't Boo deserve that anyways? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Nonsense. Merely something to get your attention. Although I will admit, I've often wondered if the musical sociopath who wrote the immortal line, "Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy", ever produced anything other than a prodigious amount of bong water after that. Or even before that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Don't you owe me a turn, you hillbilly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Although I will admit, I've often wondered if the musical sociopath who wrote the immortal line, "Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy", ever produced anything other than a prodigious amount of bong water after that.dalem writes song lyrics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: Don't you owe me a turn, you hillbilly? I am very good about returning files, which leads me to believe that: Nibby: No, I don't. Nob: I'm not even playing a game against you. Nooby: You're an idiot with all the mental acuity of plastic fruit. Answer your question, Sparky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 You am very good about returning files, which leads us to believe that: You need a life. ding, ding! Correct! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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