Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Drunkard. You're as bad as mike_the_wino. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Ahhh, I am SOOOOOO much better. Style helps. Remember, 'Possum really starts with an "o". Good 'eatin' on 'em thangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Do you have a summer job as a road striper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Y'all suck. You're worst of the worst. There is no swearword that would be strong enough, in any language, to describe your suckyness. :mad: :mad: Especially the ones who post pictures of animals. You know who you are. And moose pr0n... That is despicable. I'd understand Lusty Lesbians, but moose... On the other hand, maybe us non-Canadians have different standards on what is common and acceptable. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 And the header of this thread must be the worst ever seen in Cheery Waffles. Congratulations, Dave. You've reached a new low. You continue to surprise me; whenever I've thought you couldn't go any lower... Hope you go Down in Flames. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I wouldn't joke about moose porn.I'd joke about you if you weren't a <font size=0.5>challenged Penguin</font size=0.5>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You owe me a turn you sunken cruiser you!! When I was a young man I used to like girls; I'd tickle their bodies and play with their curls. But my girlfriend ran off with a sailor named Bruce Now, you'd never be treated that way by a moose! chorus: And it's moose, moose, I like a moose, I've never had anything quite like a moose. I've had many women, my life has been loose But I've never had anything quite like a moose. Whenever I feels I'm in need of a lay I goes to my cupboard and gets me some hay. I leans out my window and spreads it around 'Cos a moose always comes when there's hay on the ground! chorus: I've done it with all sorts of beasties with hair I'd do it with snakes if their fangs wasn't there! I've had me a chicken, a duck and a goose But I've never had anything wuite like a moose. chorus: Purple gorillas on Saturday night, Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight! But it just ain't the same when you slams their caboose As the feeling you get when you're humping a moose. chorus: Now I am old ... and increasing in years I looks on my past, and I sheds me no tears. I just sits in my chair with a glass of Mateus, Playing Hide the Salami with Minnie the Moose! And it's moose, moose, I like a moose, I've never had anything quite like a moose. I've had men and women, my life has been loose But I've never had anything quite like a moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Very... Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mike: You owe me a turn you sunken cruiser you!! You bitch. No turns for now. I hate you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: 'cept Soddball. He's really a Penguin, but hangs out here every now and then. You what? :mad: :mad: I was ruling the Waffle thread whilst you were wondering whether or not curling one out in your pants was a good career move. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: And the header of this thread must be the worst ever seen in Cheery Waffles. Congratulations, Dave. You've reached a new low. You continue to surprise me; whenever I've thought you couldn't go any lower... Hope you go Down in Flames. :mad: :mad: :mad: I agree. Dave is a non-TNT-chucking pizzle gulper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Turns are out. Except for _Axe_. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Whiner... Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: That the best you can do, frikkin' idjit ???Please. That's more than I needed to do, better than you deserve, and even so simple a dismissal of you is a massive waste of talent on my part. Frankly, dismissing you is like a dispensing of alms. I should get credit in the Afterlife for charitable works. Apply your tongue to the bottom of my shoe. I'm pretty sure that I stepped in something Soddball posted that needs to come off before it mars the rubber sole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Moose pr0n? I wish! :mad: :mad: Haven't got a Moose but how about Mouse necrophilia? There's a deceased one I just discovered under my fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: Turns are out. Except for _Axe_. :mad: :mad: Noticing a pattern? :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 That's your lunch sorted out then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I have to admire Prinz Eugen_2's attempts to insult all living Canadians and Seanachai, who isn't a canadian, but a well respected being and a world-famous Gnome, whereas "Samwise Gamgee", aka Sergei, is just a gnome-looking entity and not very well known beyond hist native forest. Do we really have a first Finn ever with an attitude or somefink? It just can't be. Surely he's a Swede or even ...gasp... mostly evil Norwegian? Just my bread and butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 <font size=5 font color=yellow>Good Friday Morning, you slackers!</font> Has there been anyplace overlooked where juan can post the story about the Seattle man and the horse? I have all the sympathy for this moron that I have for a veteran smoker dying of lung cancer or a habitual speeder dying in a car wreck. Do the words, "What did you expect to happen?" ring any bells? Sorry to report there is still no Down in Flames demo to try. Moon lost his best pilot and seems to be going through a grieving process. I'm sure he'll snap out of it soon and get the DIF demo complete so he can go back to tinkering with CMx2. That is, unless he's having too much fun playing DIF. Have I mentioned that I will be eligible for full retirement in 2 years? I can barely imagine getting paid every month to stay home. Dave H abides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: And the header of this thread must be the worst ever seen in Cheery Waffles. Congratulations, Dave. You've reached a new low. You continue to surprise me; whenever I've thought you couldn't go any lower... Hope you go Down in Flames. :mad: :mad: :mad: I agree. Dave is a non-TNT-chucking pizzle gulper.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallybob Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Maf sucks. Just like my non-turn-returning-PBEM opponents. Thems what does send turns is hokay. Not that you really care about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PseudoSimonds Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 ...to flowers? Only if you're driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Terrance and Phillip on a rampage. Ye Gods. Bringin' a knife to a gunfight. Stoopid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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