Seanachai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 gasp, gasp Dalem Reads Ayn Rand! And likes it! Thank the gods I can still type... Getting to the pisser is going to be a challenge, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Btw, which of ou bastiges is responsible for luring me into the political general forum? Its ghastly in there It was the open flame. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I, as an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread, do herein declare that Tim the Enchanter is not Gaylord Focker!Correct. He wants to be Gaylord Focker. Now that, is truly pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: versifications of Atomic Persiflage.You're already going to Hell, no need to work at the entrance requirements any longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Dalem Reads Ayn Rand! And likes it!Odd that... I always saw him as an Emily Dickenson fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Under Martian Law, utterances by Gnomes and other Creatures of Faerie shall serve to trigger versifications of Atomic Persiflage.errr, what? Anyone care to translate please? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Dalem Reads Ayn Rand! And likes it!Odd that... I always saw him as an Emily Dickenson fan </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 My Atomic Persiflage reigns supreme. My versification is strong, with mighty thews of steel and a chewey nougaty center. I am Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I only cry when I read E.E. Doc Smith. Why can't I hurl planets at zwilnicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: PBEM by the CM Light[snipped out of a decent regard for true lyricism everywhere] Thank you, good night!! That was truly awful. Do that again and I will stomp on your pet spider. Michael [ October 30, 2004, 02:34 AM: Message edited by: Michael Emrys ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I am Genius. You are a nitwit. A pathetic, crippled throwback to an earlier stage of evolution. Slime mould would not return your phone calls. You are a sin against nature. The whole universe holds you in contempt. If you were a stock, the slickest broker in Jefferson City could not give you away. You are such a negative quality that your existence creates a hole in the fabric of reality. You are, in short, a real dud. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Dalem is so kewl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Roses be red, Violets blue, dalem, don't rhyme While you're sniffing glue. If you want an example of CLASSIC CM versification, you need look no further than my epic, 'Twas the Night of Delivery. And it was composed BEFORE CMBO came out. Anything else is pale imitation ... much like dalem. I've updated it to refer to him, it listed Iggi previously, but I have nothing against Iggi: Twas the Night of Delivery by Joe Shaw ‘Twas the night of delivery, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, 'cept his trusty mouse. His wife had departed, with a steely cold glare, Said she’d be at her mother's, like he’d really care. The game had arrived, via afternoon mail, He tore up the wrapping, with tooth and with nail. He lunged to computer, popped in the disc, And started installing, with a flick of the wrist. Now ten hours later, ‘twas awfully late, But he hadn’t determined, that damned Stuart’s fate. He had twelve games in email, three ICQ, A scenario brewing, he called “M4 Et Tu.” The manual was read, by monitor’s glare, To miss out on the action, he just couldn’t dare. And as he perused, the wisdom writ there, He mumbled and babbled, gripped by software. “On Panther, on Tiger, on Sturmgeshutz III, On Puma, On Hetzer, and Panzer VI Ausf. B, Panzerfausts, Mausers and MG42, Surely will save me, from this terrible stew.” His ISP chimed, his email he clicked, A turn there from dalem, the guy was a dick. He fired up the program, and ran through the turn, OH NO, yet another, of his Panzers did burn. His eyes welled with tears, his sobs choked his chest, Despite all his faults, dalem’s luck was the best. But wait, ‘twas a chance, and he took it with glee, His airstrikes surely, would make dalem flee. And so through the night, he plotted away, In the hands of BTS, he was nought but clay. Stephen, and Charles, with unbridled ambition, Created this evil, called ... Combat Mission. Now THAT, by Gawd, is versification. You might want to take notes dalem ... gather some more crayons. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I must say that i'm a bit disappointed with 0.3910874345e-1710^-17 lightyear. He's such an ingrate. You give him a fleet of KV's and T34's, all he has to do is bypass one lousy AT gun. And when that one lousy AT gun massacres him he complains that the scenario is not balanced. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Only in Minnesota would "bestiality" include sex with a dead body. Dear MrAmbulanceChaser, Apparently in the southern states, your average degenerate is a bit less discriminating than their northern comp<big>L</big>ement<big>AR</big>ie<big>S</big>. I've no doubt your hillbilly kin are equally happy to excise their infernal demons upon the local fauna regardless of whether the victim is alive and kicking, or deceased. Here in the northland, our degenerates are more discerning. Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely on Turn 5 And we were barely dressed Strip CM? Fine. Thank you so much for that mental image. If you thought I hated you before, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Bastiche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, Shaw. I put 37mm in for Serf. You got any comment on that? Serf, Smurf ... hmmmm, Smurf ... big deal, I still make the determination of when OR IF he'll be raised to Squire. It's a sad day when a member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread would use his office to thumb his nose at his Justicar rather than safeguard the sanctity of the Peng Challenge Thread. I blame it on ... well YOU I suppose. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Why can't I hurl planets at zwilnicks? Lensman Grog! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Why can't I hurl planets at zwilnicks? Lensman Grog! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, Shaw. I put 37mm in for Serf. You got any comment on that? Serf, Smurf ... hmmmm, Smurf ... big deal, I still make the determination of when OR IF he'll be raised to Squire. It's a sad day when a member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread would use his office to thumb his nose at his Justicar rather than safeguard the sanctity of the Peng Challenge Thread. I blame it on ... well YOU I suppose. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Happy Halloween to all you geeks, stiffs, trolls, ghouls etc. who haunt this thread. You know who you are.. I myself was a guest at one of those upscale costume parties like the one in 'Eyes Wide Shut'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, Shaw. I put 37mm in for Serf. You got any comment on that? Serf, Smurf ... hmmmm, Smurf ... big deal, I still make the determination of when OR IF he'll be raised to Squire. It's a sad day when a member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread would use his office to thumb his nose at his Justicar rather than safeguard the sanctity of the Peng Challenge Thread. I blame it on ... well YOU I suppose. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: I come into the Peng challenge, try my best to liven the place up, add posts of incredible quality, send highly entertaining set ups of a devious nature... Excuse me Noel Coward, but here's some advice. Keep your day job. This place just isn’t meritocratic enough. Sue it is. In here, you can achieve all your goals as long as you set your standards low enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: I come into the Peng challenge, try my best to liven the place up, add posts of incredible quality, send highly entertaining set ups of a devious nature... Excuse me Noel Coward, but here's some advice. Keep your day job. This place just isn’t meritocratic enough. Sue it is. In here, you can achieve all your goals as long as you set your standards low enough. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: I come into the Peng challenge, try my best to liven the place up, add posts of incredible quality, send highly entertaining set ups of a devious nature... Excuse me Noel Coward, but here's some advice. Keep your day job. This place just isn’t meritocratic enough. Sue it is. In here, you can achieve all your goals as long as you set your standards low enough. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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