bauhaus Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: Good to see you're still a bloody WINDBAG. Wondered where you'd been. Bauhaus, STAND UP! Play that theme man. Jackass will jump and bray, let him bray, let him bray I say the Jackass will jump and bray, Lordy let him bray, let him bray, everybody! Now I tell you in a positive way Don’t tie me donkey down there Cause me donkey will rump and play Don’t tie me donkey down there Now me donkey gone mad they say Don’t tie me donkey down there “Cause his eye on a bale o’ hay Don’t tie me donkey down there Now the news really travel fast Don’t tie me donkey down there When me donkey in the meadow grass Don’t tie me donkey down there Now me heart is light and gay Don’t tie me donkey down there He haw ‘till judgment day Don’t tie me donkey down there Jack-Ass Song -Harry Belafonte </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: MrSpkr- Rewriting my post? Clearly you have indicated that you will send ME a setup. A setup? Okay-- I admit it. I set you up. By implanting a microphone into a chunk of modeler's clay, I was able to get an exclusive look into the sick, sick world of Star Wars geekdom. Here is a secret audio track of dalem's wild Friday night alone at home with his Star Wars "models": dalem gone wild! Disturbing. Simply . . . disturbing. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Oh, didn't I tell you? Insolent former Squire of mine. I am making a trip to Belgie this fall. I could put in an appearance in Ghent, just to stomp you into dust. The Arcade Fire - Rebellion (lies) Sleeping is giving in, no matter what the time is. Sleeping is giving in, so lift those heavy eyelids. People say that you’ll die faster than without water. But we know it’s just a lie, scare your son, scare your daughter. People say that your dreams are the only things that save ya. Come on baby in our dreams, we can live our misbehavior. Every time you close your eyes Lies, Lies! People try and hide the night underneath the covers. People try and hide the light underneath the covers. Come on hide your lovers underneath the covers, come on hide your lovers underneath the covers. Hidin’ from your brothers underneath the covers, come on hide your lovers underneath the covers. People say that you’ll die faster than without water, but we know it’s just a lie, scare your son, scare your daughter, Scare your son, scare your daughter. Now here’s the sun, it’s alright! (Lies!) Now here’s the moon, it’s alright! (Lies!) Now here’s the sun, it’s alright! (Lies!) Now here’s the moon it’s alright (Lies!) But every time you close your eyes. (Lies!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: MrSpkr- Rewriting my post? Clearly you have indicated that you will send ME a setup. A setup? Okay-- I admit it. I set you up. By implanting a microphone into a chunk of modeler's clay, I was able to get an exclusive look into the sick, sick world of Star Wars geekdom. Here is a secret audio track of dalem's wild Friday night alone at home with his Star Wars "models": dalem gone wild! Disturbing. Simply . . . disturbing. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 I have to go to Houston for three days ... that just sucks. Please take the time to belittle dalem in my absence, it's an important job and shouldn't be ignored ... and it's easy and fun. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have to go to Houston for three days ... that just sucks.First time in my life I ever felt sorry for Houston. Awful city...should be nuked. Preferably while you're there. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have to go to Houston for three days ... that just sucks. Joe While you're down that way, why not stop off and see MrSpkr? He'll be the one a-pickin' and a-grinnin'. Pity he doesn't have a banjo while he's doing it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Be careful Boo, that was nearly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I have to go to Houston for three days ... that just sucks. Joe While you're down that way, why not stop off and see MrSpkr? He'll be the one a-pickin' and a-grinnin'. Pity he doesn't have a banjo while he's doing it... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: So can I wear my Seniour Kniggett secret decoder ring now? Oh, good. Stuka's back! I only read his posts, actually, to remind myself what it was like to be young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Oh god there are more than one of him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: SPECIAL MESSAGE: Turns will be sent soonest STOP Very busy lately STOP stikkypixie you better finish that ROW battle!!! STOP What's the matter, forgot to pay your internet bill and now you have use morse? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: There's always cotton. That might be something he's actually be qualified for. Then again...it might be too complicated. I hear it's a two step operation: (1) Pluck the cotton boll from the bush. (2) Place it in the sack. Much more complex than his previous job, which only required that he think of an outrageous sum to put on his bill.You forgot, Eat the Weevil. Some good eating on a weevil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Crap, the bookkeeper just called me from the front office. I have to take two weeks vacation by June 15. Hmm, what to do, what to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Crap, the bookkeeper just called me from the front office. I have to take two weeks vacation by June 15. Hmm, what to do, what to do... They are looking for stand up comics to entertain the prisoners at Gitmo (tips are lousey, so I hear). The Defense Department is holding open auditions this Saturday. The only restriction is that you can't tell ethnic or religious jokes. (unless you are poking fun at Americans or Christians/Jews of any nationality.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Nah, I hear the toilet paper there is low quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Crap, the bookkeeper just called me from the front office. I have to take two weeks vacation by June 15. Hmm, what to do, what to do... Peace Perfect Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Features a open fire and woodburner? That's just standard equipment hereabouts. What's the water temp anyways? Still got ice cubes floating in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Who cares about the woodberner, it's got an Aga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Who cares about the woodberner, it's got an Aga! Is a American Gas Association rating that important to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Got my tix to see ROTS tonight. I made up my mind a year ago to just enjoy the damned thing, so critiques bedamned. Here Theyr Be Lightsabers!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 This is the best news I've had all year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Mmmm, more W&G is indeed cracking good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Them nerds are'a breed'in thick'n'fast this season ma', reckon it might be 'bout time fer a cull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Them nerds are'a breed'in thick'n'fast this season ma', reckon it might be 'bout time fer a cull. How can they breed when they don't have sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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