Pvt. Ryan Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Ferris, not only did putting a brick on the accellerator with the tank in reverse not take the miles off, but now the pride and joy of my dad's life is nothing more than a heap of steel plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mies Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "Really a bee flew in through the open hatch..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenAsJade Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 (Great Photo, keep'em coming) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Lucke Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "OK, OK --- so now that we've got this camou helmet cover over the muzzle, we stick a few branches in it, and voilà ; the jabos will never spot us!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by GreenAsJade: (Great Photo, keep'em coming) WELL you asked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 In the background "Well done, well DONE, I must shake your hand, that was the first time I ever saw the jammed breech block of a 240mm howitzer cleared by using a private's head" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mies Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "... and then the bee flew into my mouth and stung me in my lower jaw...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLeftFlank Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "After consulting with multiple specialists, Michael Jackson decides the Diana Ross look is getting a bit stale..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Why did my dentist have to be the fifth dentist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasNoogie Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 The new "Uber" Panther has an verticle obstacle clearence height of 6 meters and a gradient passage rate of 80 degrees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 First picture: "You know something Hans..." "What?" "Maybe we shoulda used the gun to destroy the bridge." "Doh!" Second picture: "Good job Helmut. We won't have to listen to that dolt and his inane prattle for a while." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Bolt Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 As Allied Jabos became increasingly adept at taking out AA batteries, the always-resourceful Germans developed a new concept in AA weaponry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 "Ja, Stiener. I hold this on, and you release the hydrogen into the breech." [ August 26, 2004, 07:26 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Industrializer Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 don't want to sound to geek, but how about a little bit of file compression next time ? 1,4MB for a picture? Not all of us have broadband Here is the same picture, only 27-times smaller in size: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodlebug Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Second picture. Honestly! I stand still for two minutes and some German comes along and puts a beach towel on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 2nd Picture: So Helmut, have you tried my new hangover treatment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 Herr Hauptmann, you said we should have the front armor face whereever is shooting at us from. [ August 26, 2004, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Redwolf ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 2nd picture: "This new tactic for sneaking past sentries is a big hit!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hans Posted August 27, 2004 Author Share Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by Industrializer: don't want to sound to geek, but how about a little bit of file compression next time ? 1,4MB for a picture? Not all of us have broadband Here is the same picture, only 27-times smaller in size: Noted with apologies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Furious Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Pic 1 Well we could try to recover it but the russians will be here by then so i say we leave it and let it confuse the hell out of them, it'll probably buy us some more time sir. Pic 2 In the horror of the Eastern Front, Franz always made sure he kept his toilet paper in an easily accessible location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mies Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Pic 1 "We have to make sure the Russians can't use this Panther anymore. Let's put a rope around the gun and bend it...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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