Egbert Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: I like Happy Songs!! "Numb" Bleeding now I'm Crying out I'm Falling down and I'm Feeling nothing like Laughing now I'm Stopping now I'm Reaching out and I'm Feeling nothing Yeah, you have created a rift within me Now there have been several complications That have left me feeling nothing I might say, you were wrong to take it from me Left me feeling nothing Crawling now I'm Beaten down I'm Tortured now and I'm Feeling nothing like Hunting now I'm Stalking now I'm Reaching out and I'm Killing nothing I can feel you ripping and teaching Feeding and growing inside of me I want this, more than you know I need this, give it back to me Disturbed Lady Maraine whatever it is you did, he liked it. But do it longer so we don't hear about it as often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Egbert: Lady Maraine whatever it is you did, he liked it. But do it longer so we don't hear about it as often. awww...well would you like this song better?... You are, enemy You are my hated enemy I am enemy Number one rated enemy I'm labelled enemy I am your mortal enemy My actions enemy Make me your bitter enemy All the world around enemy They're tearing up the ground enemy They're drawn in by the sound Enemy, enemy I must eliminate my Enemy Your people, enemy My people's hated enemy What are you, enemy Though a created enemy Terminate the, enemy Eradicate the hated enemy I am an enemy My very greatest enemy You try to tell me that you love life Then find another way to kill life Disturbed [ March 02, 2003, 01:55 AM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Well, after I last posted, I sat down and decided to have a beer, and wait for someone to post something interesting in response. I've now knocked off something on the order of three or four cases, haven't slept worth a damn, and only cracked a smile once or twice in the whole period. I did like the song-fest that lately resulted, which is the only reason I'm responding at all, and that to post a song for YK2 and Persephone. Superman's Song Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around in no Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I despair the world will never see Another man like him Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job Even though he could have smashed through any bank In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not Folks said his family were all dead Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I despair the world will never see Another man like him Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane." Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back Oh man, join Tarzan in the forest But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through And nothing to do but go on home Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I despair the world will never see Another man like him -Crash Test Dummies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Aussie Jeff's mantra: I could while away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head, I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel ev'ry riddle For any individ'le In trouble or in pain With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln, If I only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore, I could think of things I never thunk before And then I'd sit and think some more. I would not be just a nuffin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. Perhaps I'd deserve you, And be even worthy erv you, If I only had a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: HODOR! Yeah, right. Whatever. Send me a move, you whey faced sock sniffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 This is more like a Eurovision Song Contest thread..............bah........TOSSERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by athkatla: This is more like a Eurovision Song Contest thread..............bah........TOSSERS! Ok you lot, set up the most powerful amp we have, grab a mic each.. and in your loudest singing voice lets hear it for athkatla Best Ever Euro Song...... My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo My my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla: This is more like a Eurovision Song Contest thread..............bah........TOSSERS! Ok you lot, set up the most powerful amp we have, grab a mic each.. and in your loudest singing voice lets hear it for athkatla Best Ever Euro Song...... My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way The history book on the shelf Is always repeating itself Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo My my, I tried to hold you back but you were stronger Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo And how could I ever refuse I feel like I win when I lose Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF PS:Well ,you could do a lot worse... *maudlin sniff* Well, not much ....... Anyone like to post a dirge? Put me right in the mood, that will. Bastards. Sir Cranky AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 PS: Seanachai, I hate you. Hugs as always, Still Cranky AJ [ March 02, 2003, 05:55 AM: Message edited by: AUssieJEFF ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 I HATE AUSSIE CRICKETERS...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 To Bro.... Footsteps In The Sand One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him he looked back, at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My son, My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you, During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you." AJ I had that mounted in a little frame for my mum. It's with her now. so she will always know she is not alone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: To Bro.... *Soft* Footsteps In The Sand .... Thanks Sis... *sniff*. That was bewdiful... Thinking of your dear Mum too, rest her soul. Bro AJ PS: I'm gonna have another glass of fine Aussie wine to toast both of us and our families... SALUTE [ March 02, 2003, 06:47 AM: Message edited by: AUssieJEFF ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 All I can say is thank god I had my speakers turned off. P.S.- Isn't Andy Bichel a legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Sir Flamin'Aussie Crybaby: Assorted whining, a few sour grapes, unmanly behavior........ I would like everyone to note, that this battle was a creation of one Sir Aussie Jeff . Meaning that: he designed the map, he chose the force selection, he had foreknowledge of the placement and arrival time of the reinforcements, he probably played it a few times to glean the best set up for his own men. Even with all these obvious advantages, he was only able to obtain a Draw. This indicates to me (1) I am a superior tactician, or (2) He is as lame as a three legged mule. I will let you decide. [ March 02, 2003, 08:12 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Nissan1: I will let you decide. I decided : (1) I am a superior tactician (2) You are as lame as a two legged mule (3) Kill! Kill!! Kill!!! konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Well isn't this just bloody lovely ... I'll give lenakonrad his due, he posted original stuff ... incomprehensible but original. This latest craze of cutting and pasting song lyrics though ... well it's an indication if ever one was needed that you lot are fresh out of wits and no error. Look, if you MUST post verse or lyrics, at least try to make them relevant and original. I give credit to Dame YK2 for an original takeoff on When Johnnie Comes Marching Home ... mind you " The little Gnome stopped to scratch his bum." didn't really scan properly, but the rest of you lot haven't a clue and should, by all rights, be put to death. I STILL STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL! Justicar, Justicar, down with cut and paste, Justicar, Justicar, songs writ out in haste, Our pool full of Cess, Deserves some finesse, Justicar, Justicar, Justicar. You lot are hopeless. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Originally posted by Sir Flamin'Aussie Crybaby: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Assorted whining, a few sour grapes, unmanly behavior........ I would like everyone to note, that this battle was a creation of one Sir Aussie Jeff . Meaning that: he designed the map, he chose the force selection, he had foreknowledge of the placement and arrival time of the reinforcements, he probably played it a few times to glean the best set up for his own men. Even with all these obvious advantages, he was only able to obtain a Draw. This indicates to me (1) I am a superior tactician, or (2) He is as lame as a three legged mule. I will let you decide. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by AUssieJEFF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: To Bro.... *Soft* Footsteps In The Sand .... Thanks Sis... *sniff*. That was bewdiful... Thinking of your dear Mum too, rest her soul. Bro AJ PS: I'm gonna have another glass of fine Aussie wine to toast both of us and our families... SALUTE </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You should be playing properly designed, fair and balanced scenarios carefully crafted by professionals who have no vested interest in the outcome ... Ker Dessel* of course, comes to mind immediately. Joe By all means, you should play as many of the Ker Dessel* scenarios as you possibly can. If you have never played a Ker Dessel* scenario, you may want to warm up by vigorously rubbing a cheese grater over your hinder and then squatting in a bowl of gin. Although not nearly as painful as a typical Ker Dessel* scenario, it should give you an idea of what's to come. Either that, or you could just kill yourself and be done with it. (* Ker Dessel -- When you want to play CM in the worst way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 I'm a little acorn brown Lyin' on the cold, cold ground. Everybody steps on me That is why I'm cracked, you see. I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut... Just had to get that out of my system... [ March 02, 2003, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Nope...not outta my system yet... Second verse!!! Love myself, think I'm grand Go the the movies just to hold my hand. Wrap my arm around my waist. If I get fresh I slap my face. I'm a nut. I'm a nut. I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut... There's a third verse, but I can't remember it right now. Aren't you just so glad? *thbppt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Masturbation its ok. At least its better then cheating. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Turns out, clodhoppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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