Gaylord Focker Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I think i'm going to do download one of Mr Spkr's scenarios and not review it, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I'm ready for some wine! I challenge all of you Pillocks to get me a glass of wine.........now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get get on your nerves.... I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get get on your nerves....I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get get on your nerves.... I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get get on your nerves.... I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get, get get on your nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 This is "The Song That Doesn't End" Yes it goes on, and on my friend Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is "The Song That Doesn't End" Yes it goes on, and on my friend Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is "The Song That Doesn't End" Yes it goes on, and on my friend Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is "The Song That Doesn't End" Yes it goes on, and on my friend Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is "The Song That Doesn't End" Yes it goes on, and on my friend Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because... This is "The Song That Doesn't End" Yes it goes on, and on my friend Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was Now they'll continue singing it forever just because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 I like Happy Songs!! "Numb" Bleeding now I'm Crying out I'm Falling down and I'm Feeling nothing like Laughing now I'm Stopping now I'm Reaching out and I'm Feeling nothing Yeah, you have created a rift within me Now there have been several complications That have left me feeling nothing I might say, you were wrong to take it from me Left me feeling nothing Crawling now I'm Beaten down I'm Tortured now and I'm Feeling nothing like Hunting now I'm Stalking now I'm Reaching out and I'm Killing nothing I can feel you ripping and teaching Feeding and growing inside of me I want this, more than you know I need this, give it back to me Disturbed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 No posts from lenakonrad , no turns in almost 12 hours. What is going on? Did his local coffee shop ban the little tweak? Is he off his monthe long cough syrup binge? AJ if you see, or smell, your lackey tell him that I am due a turn. And what of the intectually challenged mcgivney? Has he given up on ever figuring out the internet? Or did Vadr do what is right and proper. Kill him and bury him in an unmarked grave in the woods? [ March 01, 2003, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 La cucaracha la cucaracha Ya no quiere caminar Porque no tiene porque le falta Marijuana por fumar.. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Hiram, I don't know if that song is happy enough....try something that is even more happiest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 This is a jolly singsong: Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh, I'd slippy and I'd slidy Over everybody's hidey Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap Oh, I wish I were a little mos-ki-to Oh, I wish I were a little mos-ki-to Oh, I'd itchy and I'd bitey Under everybody's nighty Oh, I wish I were a little mos-ki-to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 The Poolers came marching one by one, Hurrah, Hurrah, The Poolers came marching one by one, Hurrah, Hurrah, The Poolers came marching one by one, The little Gnome stopped to scratch his bum.. And they all went marching down Into the Cess . The Poolers came marching two by two, Hurrah, Hurrah... The Poolers came marching two by two, Hurrah, Hurrah... The little Gnome stopped to tie his shoe...then Mace popped up and shouted BOO and they all went marching down into the Cess . The Poolers came marching three by three, Hurrah, Hurrah... The Poolers came marching three by three, Hurrah, Hurrah... The little Gnome stopped to climb a tree... got to the top then did a pee.... and they all went marching down into the Cess The Poolers came marching four by four... Hurrah Hurrah, The Poolers came marching four by four... Hurrah Hurrah The little Gnome stopped to shut the door... shouted to Joe "you're such a bore" then they all went marching down into the Cess The Poolers came marching five by five... Hurrah Hurrah...The Poolers came marching five by five... Hurrah Hurrah... The little Gnome stopped to take a dive... then turned to Berli said "gimme Five".... then they all went marching down into the Cess ... The Poolers came marching six by six... Hurrah Hurrah....The Poolers came marching six by six... Hurrah Hurrah.... The little Gnome stopped to pick up sticks... then said to Meeks "where is the Brick?... and they all went marching down into the Cess ... The Poolers came marching seven by seven Hurrah Hurrah....The Poolers came marching seven by seven Hurrah Hurrah.... The little Gnome stopped to go to heaven... Persephone said, "you must be kidding" and they all went marching down into the Cess ,,, The Poolers came marching eight by eight... Hurrah Hurrah...The Poolers came marching eight by eight... Hurrah Hurrah... The little Gnome stopped to shut the gate... and wondered why dalem was always late.... and they all went marching down into the Cess... The Poolers came marching nine by nine... Hurrah Hurrah..The Poolers came marching nine by nine... Hurrah Hurrah.. The little Gnome stopped to scratch his nose... Turned to YK2.... and gave her a rose..... then they all went marching down into the Cess ... The Poolers came marching ten by ten... Hurrah hurrah....The Poolers came marching ten by ten... Hurrah hurrah.... The little Gnome stopped to say where's Peng "is he playing with Elvis in his den"? then they all went marching down into the Cess......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Scrotum Scrotum, S-c-r-o-t-u-m Scrotum, Scrotum, Without 'em you'd be a fem They're fuzzy, They're furry, They're full of hair, Wwwwhhhhhaaaaattt would you do if they wasn't there? Oooohhhhh, Scrotum, Scrotum, S-c-r-o-t-u-m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Here's a little ditty for ya... Say your prayers little one don't forget, my son to include everyone tuck you in, warm within keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight exit light enter night take my hand off to never never land something's wrong, shut the light heavy thoughts tonight and they aren't of snow white dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight exit light enter night take my hand off to never never land now I lay me down to sleep pray the lord my soul to keep if I die before I wake pray the lord my soul to take hush little baby, don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard it's just the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head exit light enter night grain of sand exit light enter night take my hand we're off to never never land Metallica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Delete...double post. [ March 01, 2003, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: Scrotum Scrotum, S-c-r-o-t-u-m Scrotum, Scrotum, Without 'em you'd be a fem They're fuzzy, They're furry, They're full of hair, Wwwwhhhhhaaaaattt would you do if they wasn't there? Oooohhhhh, Scrotum, Scrotum, S-c-r-o-t-u-m. Not that there is anything wrong with that... sits back in chair...scratches scrotum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 This one is more befitting the game we play... Make his fight on the hill in the early day Constant chill deep inside Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey On the fight, for they are right, yes, by who's to say? For a hill men would kill, why? They do not know Suffered wounds test there their pride Men of five, still alive through the raging glow Gone insane from the pain that they surely know For whom the bell tolls Time marches on For whom the bell tolls Take a look to the sky just before you die It is the last time you will Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery He hears the silence so loud Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be Now the will see what will be, blinded eyes to see For whom the bell tolls Time marches on For whom the bell tolls Metallica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: ...sits back in chair...scratches scrotum. I did NOT need to see THAT... *shakes head to try and shake of the mental imagery* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right - it's O.K. - And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're stayin alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive. Well now, I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right, it's O.K. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're stayin alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help, me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah. Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 This disco moment was brought to you by 1977. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Bump. Love Alice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 "When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day. When you're a Jet, If the spit hits the fan, You got brothers around, You're a family man! You're never alone, You're never disconnected! You're home with your own: When company's expected, You're well protected! Then you are set With a capital J, Which you'll never forget Till they cart you away. When you're a Jet, You stay a Jet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ....When you're a Jet, You stay a Jet!" ...And did we tell you the name of the game. boy, we call it Riding the Gravy Train.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness And when the war was over there were four and twenty less singing balls to your partner and....*scrabble* *thump* *scamper* GI OOT O' AT YE FESTERIN' SPAN'L! AH TOL' YE ABOOT POSTIN' AIN THA FECKIN' PLACE!! Move along noo, nuthin' tae see here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end of every thing that stands, the end Lost in a ruined, wilderness of pain and all the children are insane The Doors [ March 01, 2003, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Well, EXCUSE ME for interrupting yer tittering and merriment, but there is IMPORTANT NEWS!!! After a looong sojourn in the wilderness, I, sIr ausSIEjeFF tHE bRaVE return to tell all and sundry {that's you, Boo - yoo hoo are "sundry"} of a MIGHTY VICTORY over the PILLOCK knewn variously as NitWit1, Dimwit2 or "Feckless Freddy". In my overwhelming GENEROSITY, I offered a-foresaid PILLOCK a battle in my beautifully constructed WW1 Trench Warfare scenario<SUP>tm</SUP>, which he foolishly accepted. After much 'sploding of each others pixel pansies, I dids't gain the upper hand through overwhelming exploitation of my superiour tactical genius. Thus, sated with the obviousness of impending glory, I click GO for the last time and LO, the screen doth show the finale score of: ME 55 points HIM 45 points ME 203 CAS {48 DEADUNS} HIM 243 CAS {76 DEADUNS} HA! I say to mineself, AN OBVIOUS AND CLEARLY DECISIVE VICTORY!!! But what is this VILE WORD lurking at the top of the score sheet? It says "DRAW". WHAT THE FLYING FREDDY IS THAT!!!??? A FECKING DRAW!!!! THA POXY AI HAS GONE TOTALLY GA-GA!!! I check the map. LO!!! I have surrounded most of the centre trench line flags with battalions of brave lads - HIS are all cowering far away in his home trenches, not game to venture forth into NO COWARDLY MAN'S LAND! But THE POXY AI SHEWS THE FLAGS ARE STILL CONTESTED!!??? I demand a REFUND BFC!! Shall a baseball game be declared a draw IF ONE SIDE SCORES 10 HOME RUNS TO THE OTHERS 8? Shall a basketball game be declared a draw IF ONE SIDE SCORES 55 POINTS TO THE OTHER'S 45 POYNTS?? Shall an ice hockey game be declared a draw IF ONE SIDE SCORES 15 GOALS TO THE OTHER'S 12? Shall a $1Million poker hand be declared a draw IF ONE PLAYER SHOWS A ROYAL FLUSH TO THE OTHER'S FULL HOUSE? Nay, nay nay and a THOUSAND TIMES NEIGH I SAY! This is WRONG! I stand indefensible - MORAL WINNER BY A COUNTRY MILE. Pfffft! Sir Flamin' Hopping MAAADDD AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Now for another happy song - I can't think straight Voices scream insane Calling out to let me go Just let me go I have thought for far to long Is it right , or is it wrong Now I think that's my mind It's just loosing time But it takes so much time before you realise Why some things never change They always stay just the same The first taste of death is sweet Feel it burning , an internal heat Driving me into white light, killing time Well , it takes so much time before you realise Why some things never change They always stay, just the same There's no comeback When your playing with a stacked deck If you loose, you only cheat yourself Come with me, take my hand Help me to make a stand I can't give in, cause my mind and my heart Mind and heart bleed Well, it's no surprise my friend Another hero dies What goes down comes back around, and it never No, never lies It takes so much time Oh why do some things never change They always stay, just the same. -screaming jets, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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