Guest PondScum Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: <font size=-1>Regarding the supposed "gender elasticity", you crotchedy, liver spotted, feeble minded, old coot...I have been knee deep in nookie these past two weeks and have found my nirvana.</font>Now, I realize that the South is a strange and wondrous place, full of old-time gentility and slightly suspicious family trees. But I still can't help feeling that if you're "knee deep in nookie", you're DOING IT WRONG. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by jdmorse: Tsk, tsk. Can shifting calumny of fifth columnists on MrSpkr be far behind? (Damn, how did he manage to bribe the bar association?)It's not what you know. It's not even who you know. It's actually which member(s) of the State Board of Legal Examiners have a predilection towards, shall we say, bestiality, and having pictures to prove it. Steve [ May 12, 2003, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: It's not what you know. It's not even who you know. It's actually which member(s) of the State Board of Legal Examiners have a predilection towards, shall we say, bestiality, and having pictures to prove it. Steve Who'd have thunk a wet behind the ears and damp body parts like you would actually have made it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by jdmorse: You infantile vomit soaked waste of genetic material. Is the "Get mail" function challenging your addled and diminutive intellectual capabiliites again. jdmorse, you flacid ninny! (Hmmm. I like that!) jdmorse, you flacid ninny! (Yep. Works for me.) I was at work and could not access my home E-mail. You remember work don't you? For me, it's an office. For you, probably some street corner in the seedier part of town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: It's actually which member(s) of the State Board of Legal Examiners have a predilection towards, shall we say, bestiality, and having pictures to prove it. Steve But how could you focus the camera while wearing the sheep costume? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: It's actually which member(s) of the State Board of Legal Examiners have a predilection towards, shall we say, bestiality, and having pictures to prove it. Steve But how could you focus the camera while wearing the sheep costume? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by jdmorse: Who'd have thunk...? Thunk? Not a silly lawyer! Jake maybe, being a DC sewer-liver, but you or MrSpkr, never. Ah, the piquant taste of one's own Lord & Master, beaten like one of Scott Ritter's dates in the parking lot of a Burger King... lovely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 First the return of Morse, now Iskander is posting again. Can the frogs and locusts be far behind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: First the return of Morse, now Iskander is posting again. Can the frogs and locusts be far behind? Nidan1 Notice the subtle frog reference in his prediction of calamity. Very Freudian I would say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 One of you slime-swilling, pock-faced, festering windbag kanuggets start a new thread already. I have some news about Boo and I don't want anyone to miss it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Hah! You are all pathetic swine, and I am victorious! In the process of my move to a new firm, I got my old firm to offer me two months of severance pay! Woo hoo! It's my birthday . . . And I got some . . . It's my birthday . . . Ahhhh. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 ...wow like deja view ,man, of course in my frame of reference I think we are in the 15th iteration ..... Here we are, discovering a whole new world. Iskander, who I truly hoped to forget. Meet your brother Coda's lineal descendants branched off the tree by Boobus_Rad (now up to italics)- we have so much time to make up, so much abuse to crystalize) you are what, cousins *snigger* Now I learn from Mr. Radley that Nidan and Lurkur sic (although one is of dubious parentage - something to do with an evil game of chance and ransomed flesh) are his hereditary descendants. We are all Devo I am afraid. Don't scare me that you, the Jonathon Edwards of the Peng Challenge, added to this ...this.... well all I can say is that I have filed suit against the Dr. who did the vasectomy. He promised there'd be 'no mistakes' .......sigh [ May 13, 2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: jdmorse ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Where the hell am I? :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Vader's Jester: Where the hell am I? :confused: Sweet dreams 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 289 posts...someone do the honors. (unless you actually want me to spawn yet another creation) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: These doctored pictures are disturbing, everyone knows you only get frozen water out of a freezer! Looks like a great place to store the tinnies. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by jdmorse: We are all Devo I am afraid.Cool. Do I get one of those black plastic hair pieces or flower pot hats? Perhaps one of those rubber alien masks? *sings* Whip it!! Whip it good!!! Mace [ May 13, 2003, 07:23 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: It's actually which member(s) of the State Board of Legal Examiners have a predilection towards, shall we say, bestiality, and having pictures to prove it.You lie, sir! I have nothing to do with the State Board of Legal Examiners. btw who are this lot - Proctologists who provide their services only to those of the legal profession? Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Posted by JDMorse: Somethings in breeding do show. And that would be your extra fingers and toes ? The odd shaped ears, the bent legs ? The drool mark on the lower side of your jaw ? The constant chewing motions and the clamping together of the legs - very tightly ! Your folks obviously were "close" relatively speaking...not that there's TOO much wrong with that. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: 289 posts...someone do the honors. (unless you actually want me to spawn yet another creation) Don't you dare. Send a turn instead, but first fix that damn bouncing inbox...get a real account ! Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by jdmorse: ... We are all Devo ... Ahh DEVO... "Are we not men?" Of course, I get the old question all the time, "Are you a man or a mouse?" to which I can reply as my whim takes me... You, however, are all spuds... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Take a look at our newest forum member. Some poor idjit actually registered as "Mouse". Hey Lars Your friend Mouse is here to see you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: btw who are this lot - Proctologists who provide their services only to those of the legal profession? Mace Change that to "Proctologists who provide their services only to those who wish to become members of the legal profession" and you have the most accurate, succinct explanation of the BLE I have ever encountered. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: In the process of my move to a new firm, I got my old firm to offer me two months of severance pay! Ahhhh. Steve Good Stategy, threatening to stay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Knowing Peng, Knowing the Challenge Don't make me go to a ABBA themed title! I'll do it!! I swear I will!!! Somebody get on the next one...can't...hold out...much longer... SSN Hint Of The Day: Balance the checkbook every six months or so. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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