Mark IV Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Ol' Mark IV has been around a little too long to fall for the old "go down in that French cellar, it's probably full of wine and girls" trick. Next thing you know, it's all sock puppets and elbows down there. At best. I'll just set the Gold Card down by one of the windows and see what comes out. If they can't stand the daylight, there's a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra: I'm going to live to be a hundred and three, and when I die my girlfriend will be so upset she'll have to drop out of college.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She's going to take that long to graduate? What is that, 0.71 semester credits per year or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>She's going to take that long to graduate?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well if she's hanging around with Babra she can't be too bright now can she? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babra Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Well if she's hanging around with Babra she can't be too bright now can she? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> (((Humorous content deleted on account of poopy-pants types.))) Updates: None to speak of. My latest thrill-kill Nijis is actually putting up a fight of sorts. The rest of you bugger off. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Babra ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Whatchoo lookin' at? Move on, foo. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Mark IV ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Can't we all just get along???? ahahahahaahahahaha shhhhhhh. i hear a mouse [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Dogface ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Sod off DogButt! and take your mouse with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Does this mean we can beat Peng with a chain, shoot him a few times, stab him and throw him in a frozen river?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shut up... we don't want to spoil the surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harpooner Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I've said it before, and I'll say it again, life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Today's bland aphorism brought to you by Ferris Bueller. (dedicated to MrSpkr) 'night lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesreidau Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I'm busy and important, you lot aren't.. so no turns for a while, oops! PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Damn you, Peter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: My vote would have to go for Hiram/Phan or mensch. Lorak<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what an election? great! I'm all for it.. uh.. yes.. my opponent Hiram/Phan is not worthy.. because.. well hes a Skizo... I mean its as bad as that Peng/Mr. Happy thing going.. next thing you know thier picture is in the Cess Newspaper over a scandel of sum sort involving 4 lbs of unsalted butter and a South American Water Frog.. no I say vote for me cuz I'll make sure everyone of you get a pot in a chicken and jobs for everyone all be it crappy jobs which pay not more then some sweatshop kids recycling used condoms to bubblegum wrappers. yes me name is Gregory or Greg or Gregoir or Georg or or or.. no I'm not one to step on anyones feet.. ok maybe romp on them with steeltoed boots but never step look on the bright side most humans have two lobes and only think with half of them... Hiram/Philles has only half a lobe and uses half of it because everyone knows half a loaf of bread is better then a fresh muffin in the oven... or something like that. Heck I like Politics although finding those tics can be a chore I tell you that but better then Mites.. those just make your skin crawl and cause nasty rashes that smell, right mace? vote for me because I can't be influenced by lobby groups! my hotel states no loitering in the lobby .. so they can't influence me see!! its great! as my vice president I nomiate OFSDFS because he says real smart stuff with wierd wordes <--see!! and well I am sure he spells potato with an "e" at the end. and would say funny stuff that no one understands they just laugh because they know if you upset the old chap he may say "oooh ye mayke me hoppe lyke ey konstepated Lypericon! ye doo!" beside being constipated is sad cus that means he may explode one day and that would if anything make us all regret we didn't buy those wetsuits at the californial "surfer dudes heaven" shop for $45.95 (and if you buy now you get a free blonde sufer dude wig for free!!) so... what says you all do I get the job? by the way ... what are we voting for anyhow? some how I feel I need the aid of a Lawyer to explain the small print.. is there any competent lawyers in the house? I mean aside from that small claims court hippy "lawyer" here in the cess? peace be with you, cus you'll need it we just ran out of toilet paper in the cess WC. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: mensch ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 Just got back from interstate. Let me say after reading the posts of the last 24 hours I have been actually moved by this genuine display of emotions. ...bowel movements mainly. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, being an Ami and all, I'll vote for the shiniest object that catches my fleeting attention. I'm just trying to ponder this imponderable point; For what conceivable reason could mensch have edited his last post? Perhaps he wanted to add a little more rambling and punch it up with more fevered gibberish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: what an election? great! I'm all for it.. [...etc...] [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can't help but wonder what the edit was. UPDATES Death! Explosions! Whining! I'm attacking in many of my games, and in some of them I'm killing the other guy somewhat. In other of my games, my opponents are playing slower than I return a DekeFentle setup, likely because they are brainless prats (COUGHCrodaCOUGH). I forget what's happening in those games, although I'm probably winning decisively. There may be snow involved. Agua Perdido [Edited to say, "Leeo, you worthless wanker, if you can stop to read the mensches, you can SEND ME A FECKIN' TURN!" I think reading his campaign speech has injured my cognition (such as it was...)] [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Agua Perdido ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted May 9, 2001 Author Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Leeo: I'm just trying to ponder this imponderable point; For what conceivable reason could mensch have edited his last post?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As Mensch Agent I'd have to ask you the following. In all weirdness, hadn't you even considered that my Client could have easily typed in [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: mensch ] just as I did now in order to show the full magnitude of its, err, medically challenged aptness to be our Confessor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I cast my Vote for menschy-pooh. he is much more loopy than i am, posts a lot more than i do, obviously cares a lot more than i do and has substantial quantities (huh huh, i wrote 'tities') of mind altering drugs while i have only limited quantities (huh huh) of cheap bourbon and expensive beer. also going against my nomination is the fact that i am a pod and not human. a confessor should have some human quality(ies). i am an atheist - a devout atheist and a strict adherent to the joys of natural selection on individual, cultural and species levels, i have no faith in anything except that some things are and some things are not. you need a religious nut, not a secular nut. piss off the lot of you. Tell 176Fred I love him. MrPeng (176Fred's Mrs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 ParProom you are giving top secret campaign secrets away... dammnit wheres my OFSFG?? he should be yelling at you now saying funny things like "wee Beasties" and "Eyy Spill mee Hagus!" VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMICE TO MAKE MACE GET A REAL HAIRCUT. [ 05-09-2004: Message copied and pasted by: mensch ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I vote for mensch. He's not necessarily the brightest thing to catch the wavering interest possessed by this member of the electorate, but he makes oh-so-much sense as a tragic religous figure. Martyrdom, anyone? [ 05-07-2001: Message taken out to a long, leisurely lunch and then left behind in a dine-and-dash by: Leeo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally confessed by MrPeng: I cast my Vote for menschy-pooh. [snipit] i have no faith in anything MrPeng (176Fred's Mrs)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> first off.. I like to thank Pengsy for his vote of trust to ME... and I am sure he has no hanging chit to argue over either. As the faith thing I would like to bring the lad to the light... BEER.. no not LIGHT BEER, that's for wankers and Teenage kids thinking they be walking on the wild side by drinking anything with a "%" symbol next to it.. yes I am sure Peng has faith in BEER... I mean just look at him! someone like that must have been born with the stuff running through his blood!....that or some rare tropical disease. But at any rate I am sure he has some confessions to tell since he is well, 46 on the top 50 wanted in the US of A. tell menschy your darkest secrets and devily deeds... then I can advise you what to do! I work both ends for the religious types I can tell them where to go.. and if your not religious I can still tell you where to go.. either way its to hell.. so hanker down and pull up those diapers, Papa is home back from his Postal job he just lost and gave a 7.62mm farewell to his coworkers and boss.. and wants to make sure the family understands why daddy did what he did. VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASYER THEN EATING FRENCH TOAST ON A BACK OF RHINO THAT HAS A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boy_Recon Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 ....this would all be very funny if it weren't so tragic........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 I'd normally be willing to vote for Mensch, but I am troubled that perhaps his campaign promises too much and will actually deliver too little. I believe that a person should not actually WANT the job so much as have it thrust upon him (Bauhaus!) and I find all this campaigning unseemly. Promising this and that for mere votes demeans the office and the office holder. For that reason I find that I would not support the candidacy of Mensch ... now if a certain Stug or two should HAPPEN to stumble into a clever ambush that resulted in a victory for ME my mood MIGHT undergo a change and in the flush of victory I MIGHT be tempted to overlook the flaws of certain candidates and vote for them. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted May 9, 2001 Author Share Posted May 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Reckon'm'Boy : This would all be very funny if it weren't so tragic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Elvis, no need to take aliases to tell us we're wankers. Go play in that sandbox will you now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 A bit of sage wisdom: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Never vote for anyone who wants the job.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thank you for your attention This has been a Public Service announcement. Had this been anything that matters, instructions to self destruct would have been provided. That is all. [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: jd ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boy_Recon Posted May 9, 2001 Share Posted May 9, 2001 PoorBrown: I can call you a merchant banker without taking an alias. I am not Elvis, although I have have claimed to be as matter of expediency. If the Yankee moderators knew what impact the "W" word actually has, so you think they'd let you carry on using it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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