Bastables Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: 50?!!! That puts you up there with Mephus... I mean Joe Shaw and Mephusa...I mean Seanachai. Regardless, I shouldn't be talking to you. Mum always said "Mace, me boy! MACE, GET YOU HEAD OUT OF THE PLAYBOY AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! *gives clip around ears* Just be wary of anyone 7 years or older than you...you can't trust 'em!" *gives another clip around ears just for the hallibut* Mace<hr></blockquote> Hah Foolieo, your arch Kiwi enemy has returned to the field of battle. To wit I challange you government employee to the field of conflict. Send your setup if you dare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Bas! You miserable git. Welcome back. Cold and wet enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 When did meeks get back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns: Fellow 'Poolers, behold the tragic horror of my puberty blues. It's the least I can do. Hanns [ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: Hanns ]<hr></blockquote> Alas, poor lad ........ you just have to GROW OUT OF IT! In time that is ... in your case LOTS OF TIME. [thinks]Funny how a BIG % of th' 'poolers snapping at th' bait seem to be th' lower ranked members of the HOAX Award. Is there a message in that??? [/thinks] Oh, and HANNSIEBABY be a good chap and SEND YA' FECKIN' LAST JAB!oh TURN ........ is there SOME REASON (apart from molesting Unca Joe's Mormon Wives that is) why you don't want me to see the results??? Tosser. Yours WithamoderatethoughnotinsignificantamountofdisrepectforyourchurlisherchildishremarksaboutmyUncleJack AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Old twit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 I can't say it out there, because of the lawsuits and the whole, 'Everybody's gotta show some decency ever since some limey Berli-wannabes knocked over the WTC', but Jesus Chongo, Hanns, didn't my post out in the forum state specifically all the information that you replied with? What are you, a delinquent monkey child let loose in some government expiriment to discover the true awareness of Internet users? Please, smurfette, reread my post and notice that everything you said was said, by me, except for your little WWWTFWWFWWJD piece of horse pucky. Idjit. And I'm not back, Elvis, just visiting. Though somehow I still get all of Molinaro's junk-mail. Cripes, what a whacko that guy is, he'll believe anything just as long as someone forges a picture of it. You'd think, being the graphical genius he is, he'd notice they're fakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Further I can but deplore his attitude toward the game of games, i.e. Golf. Bad back or no, Golf is Golf and NOT, thank Gawd, Australian Rules Football. Joe<hr></blockquote> Or GRIDLOCKIRON for that matter, eh? So what is YOUR handicap, oh mighty JUST-A-VOLKSVAGON. If you are a REAL proponent of yon ROYAL and ANCIENT game of FLOG, you, the floggee, wouldst retort "Why, MYSELF of course". Before my crummy BACK gave in, mine best was 8 in the B grade pennant competition I played in Brisbane (DOWN STUKA......DOWN boy......) many moons ago - 1977 as I recall. So fess' up man. Are ye a PRO FLOGGER??? Dammit - if we could play Links2001 by PBEM I would challenge you NOW to a Tourney! Alas, CM is the nearest substitute. And your HANNSIESQUIRELING thingy is making HEAVY WEATHER out of it to boot (1 turn per week is not my idea of GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT. You should NOT have introduced him to MORMON WIFE No. 5 - Sybill wasn't it???). In flogging terms he is constantly hitting his ball OUT OF BOUNDS. So there ...... tee that up and slice it into the Cesspool Hazard. I'm orf to th' Bunker to practice my wedge shots ...... FORE!!!!!!!! AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>I would challenge you NOW to a Tourney! <hr></blockquote> Aaauugh! My eyes! Edit your post, you idjit. Point of order, Hanns. While Aussiejeff may be incompetent, I believe his doctors said incontenent. Or maybe it was incoherent. At least he posts that way. Hmm, on second thought, he posts both ways. Or is it all three? Ah well, screw it. Somebody change the babbling idiot’s diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by AussieJeff: Alas, poor lad ........ you just have to GROW OUT OF IT! In time that is ... in your case LOTS OF TIME. [thinks]Funny how a BIG % of th' 'poolers snapping at th' bait seem to be th' lower ranked members of the HOAX Award. Is there a message in that??? [/thinks] Oh, and HANNSIEBABY be a good chap and SEND YA' FECKIN' LAST JAB!oh TURN ........ is there SOME REASON (apart from molesting Unca Joe's Mormon Wives that is) why you don't want me to see the results??? Tosser. Yours WithamoderatethoughnotinsignificantamountofdisrepectforyourchurlisherchildishremarksaboutmyUncleJack AJ<hr></blockquote> Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Actually, who really cares what he said... it was incoherent anyway<hr></blockquote> MEEKS! The MBT somehow feels whole now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 All we need is Croda and Kitty, and the gangs all here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: Idiot<hr></blockquote> Short, succinct, and to the point. I am afraid that I must compliment you Bau Haus on something other than knowing who Peter Murphy is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Meeks ye wet wedgey sniffin' toothless hump on a ricket riddled weasel-stuffer! Mah wee span'l jus' sicked oop on mah stankin' shoe cos o' ye fetid pile of furry poo coated jabberin's. Af'n mah wee span'l cam aintae mah hoose wi' tha leeks o' yoo ain her soft an' gentle mooth, Ah'd jam ye doon her gullet wi' a dirty stick, roll her oop ain' mah imitation Persian rug, nail tha aind o' at tae tha floor an' twist tha other aind roond an' roond 'tll ye cudnae sae tha bump ain tha middle! Thain Ah'd feed tha whole stankin' lot aintae tha insinkerator WHILE AT WERE RUNNIN' - boot noo afore Ah'd dug mae a wee access hole tae tha main sewer fraim mah hoose tae tha local Cess an' plugged tha dank an' misty pipes wi' forrrty two an' a half poonds o' drain cleaner an' set tha hose tae trickle on at. An whan tha last o' ye span'l / Persian rug wrapped carcass ha' disappearrred doon tha electrac greender, Ah'd tak a wee dump doon at after ye, an' case ye tried tae make a run fer at. Bastarrrd. Bastables ye bladder on a stick. Welcome back an' are ye oop tae hav'n ye spotty arrrse kicked all aboot some poxy map, JIMMAH?? An' af'n tha rest o' ye are waitin' fer a stankin' turrrn fraim mae - Ah just finished mah finals (wi' tha expaicted brilliant result)an' Ah'm enjoyin' mah feckin' sailf fer a change. Ah'll sae yoo Thurrsday, mon! Bastaaarrrrds. SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCDJimmy Edited tae ge' tha span'l sick off mah shoes! [ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: OGSF ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by OGSF: Blimey, I do believe that I've managed to find the Queen's own panties! What an insufferable git I've been, and here my rampant babbling will force me to miss the critical Manchester United - Liverpool Juco match. Well, ta ta, I need to get off to the George Harrison memorial. You know, Ringo was truly an underrated drummer. [ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: OGSF ]<hr></blockquote> That was, without question, the lowest, most foul attack against my undeniably pure person. My heart is slick with guilt and baseness, while mine own id demands that I sever ties with breathing creatures. Point to you, you vile Scottish Rhugovi. Berli, I see you're wearing a hat nowadays. It makes sense, with evil no longer being fashionable and all, it's a wise move to hide the horns. I must say, though, you could wear something other than a beanie with the corpus christi spinning on it or the 'I love rabid witch hunts resulting in the slaughter of innocent sikhs and other minority religions' baseball cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by AussieJeff: WithamoderatethoughnotinsignificantamountofdisrepectforyourchurlisherchildishremarksaboutmyUncleJack AJ<hr></blockquote> Ahem.. . .AHem . . .AHEM AHEM . . . Sigh. <large>HEY JackAussie!</large> PULL YOUR OVERINFLATED CRANIUM OUT OF YOUR SMELLY RECTAL OPENING AND EDIT YOUR WORTHLESS, SENSELESS, POINTLESS, "LOOK AT ME I SAY I AM FIFTY BUT I ACT LIKE I AM TEN "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" CLOSING SENTENCE DESCRIBING AMOROUS THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR PEDOPHEALIC UNCLE JACK, WHO APPARENTLY TOOK YOU 'UNDER HIS WING' ONE TOO MANY TIMES, the dirty old bugger! That's right, thank you , no sir, THANK YOU! Idiots to the left, yes move along now sir-- Oh my, I almost forgot -- if you are ever in the neighborhood again, feel like dropping by and chatting or taunting another pooler, or just plain hanging out and relaxing, please, by all means feel free to <large> SOD OFF!!</large> Thank you sir, now move along. [ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: 'I love rabid witch hunts resulting in the slaughter of innocent sikhs and other minority religions' baseball cap.<hr></blockquote> Hey! That's my favorite hat! Btw, that sickening scenario you foisted on me actually worked out well 'Tourney of Tribulations' or some such. How about you toss that up over at the scenario depot for others to 'enjoy'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Is it just me, or is everyone else waiting for the Justicar and the Grand and completely insane Inquisitor to meet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Short, succinct, and to the point.<hr></blockquote> If that's what you like, then you should enjoy this Thread Title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Are we still in the Flossie 'I don't know how to post' Jeff Page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Well, nothing left to be done but post pointless poetry until we get to page six. This one is for Jimmy: <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>To a Haggis Fair fa‚ your honest, sonsie face,  Great Chieftain o' the Puddin-race! Aboon them a‚ ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm  Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang‚s my arm. The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill In time o‚ need, While thro‚ your pores the dews distil Like amber bead.<hr></blockquote> [edited to draw this out] [ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>His knife see Rustic-labour dight, An‚ cut you up wi‚ ready slight, Trenching your gushing entrails bright Like onie ditch;  And then, O what a glorious sight, Warm-reekin, rich!<hr></blockquote> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Then, horn for horn they stretch an‚ strive, Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive, Till a‚ their weel-swall‚d kytes belyve Are bent like drums; Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, Bethankit hums.<hr></blockquote> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Is there that owre his French ragout Or olio that wad staw a sow, Or fricasse wad make her spew Wi‚ perfect sconner, Looks down wi‚ sneering, scornfu‚ view On sic a dinner?<hr></blockquote> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Poor devil! see him owre his trash, As feckless as a wither‚d rash, His spindle-shank a guid whip-lash, His nieve a nit; Thro‚ bluidy flood or field to dash, O how unfit!<hr></blockquote> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed, The trembling earth resounds his tread. Clap in his walie nieve a blade, He'll mak it whissle; An‚ legs, an‚ arms, an‚ hands will sned, Like taps o‚ trissle.<hr></blockquote> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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