Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, By drunken prophecies, libels, and taunts, To set my brother Sean and Peng In deadly hate the one against the other: And if Peng be subtle, false, and treacherous As I am, well, subtle, false, and treacherous, This day should Seanachai closely be mew'd up,-- About a prophecy which says that S Of Peng's heirs the murderer shall be. Dive, thoughts, down to my soul:--here Seanachai comes. [Enter SEANACHAI, guarded, and LARS.] Brother, vile day: what means this armed guard (and well armed at that) That waits upon your grace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Where are Hanns and Mistress Jean when you need them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peeeng, Peeeng, Peeeng, Peeeeeeng!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> SHUT UP! Bloody Vikings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Agua: Ah, so you're claiming the Heretical KLM's are what an aussie acquaitance of one once referred to as, "skirt lifter," eh? And why exactly would this mean that you don't drink 'em? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Try to follow along now Agua, I’ll type slowly. Key Lime = Sweet. + Gin = Lonely Girls Friend. A combination made to order. The more you can get into her, the better. I, of course, am just there to help. And if I have to drink them too, well, it’s the least a Knight Errant can do (and never let it be said I didn’t do the least that I could do). <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> As did you (assuming Lars is your real name), you amphibian-pimping amplexophile. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, it is my real name. As for the rest of it, what? I may have gigged frogs, I may have even sold frogs, but what the heck is an amplexophile? Or are you just making words up? Awaiting a definition (and your setup) with sweetly baited breath. Sir Lars Ya, dat do feel gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 O, that this too too solid cess would melt Thaw and resolve itself into a duel! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His (76mm) canons 'gainst ssn-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this board! Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unheeded challenge, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. Ahem. Or in short words that your little rat-mind can grasp: Slapdragon, send me a setup. I am in need of some Entertainment, and I suspect that the movement of your troops, compared often and humorously to the thrashings of a sack-full of stoats would provide me with tea-time giggles for a month. Have at thee. Nyah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Terence: O, that this too too solid cess would melt Thaw and resolve itself into a duel! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His (76mm) canons 'gainst ssn-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this board! Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unheeded challenge, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. Ahem. Or in short words that your little rat-mind can grasp: Slapdragon, send me a setup. I am in need of some Entertainment, and I suspect that the movement of your troops, compared often and humorously to the thrashings of a sack-full of stoats would provide me with tea-time giggles for a month. Have at thee. Nyah.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ahh yes, challenge 65 for me. And my computer is acting up. Still, tonight, I will be facing all and sundry. Tonight you get a setup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Ahh yes, challenge 65 for me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, you're far more challenged than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Ahem. O MrSpkr has no vowel and he packs a tiny dowel that he likely wants to trowel (with a guilty-pleasured howl) up the unsuspecting bowel of the hoofed beast he's behind! O MrSpkr's missing letters that are favored by his betters but he considers them mere fetters and prob'ly smells like wet wool sweaters rubbed with rancid lemon rind! O MrSpkr has no shame shown by his choice of name and I called upon his game but no setup ever came no honor did I find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Might I just register my disbelief that any of you lackwits has read the Bard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: Might I just register my disbelief that any of you lackwits has read the Bard?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: Might I just register my disbelief that any of you lackwits has read the Bard?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fish not, with this melancholy bait, For this fool gudgeon, this opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Fish not, with this melancholy bait, For this fool gudgeon, this opinion.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I once thought of love as a prison a place I wouldn't want to be blah blah I made a decision to be footloose and fancy free - Alabama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lars: Awaiting a definition (and your setup) with sweetly baited breath. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you want some definition, do more situps or do a search (or, as we used to say before the Internet (back in Slappy's youth in the 1890's, when a "dry" Martini contained half a shot of corn syrup and a whole peach) look it up). And gargling with chum doesn't exactly make your breath "sweet," laddy me lad. No wonder you need such poofy booze to get any action. As for the setup, you'll get it when I bloody well get to it, Mr. Kaaaanniggitt-for-a-day. That'll be Real Soon, just after I return to Planet 10. Agua Perdido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Morgan Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 They that have power to Peng and will do none, That do not do the thing they most do show. Who moving others are themselves as stone, Unmoved, cold, and to temptation slow. They rightly do inherit heaven's graces, And husband natures riches from expense. They are the lords and owners of their faces, Mad Matt but steward of their excellence. The summer Peng is to the summer sweet, Though to itself it only live and die. But if that Peng with base temptation meet, The basest Slapdragon outbraves his dignity. For sweetest things grow sourest by their deeds. Pengers that fester smell far worse than weeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Morgan: blahblahblah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you don't have anything to contribute, then piss off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: If you don't have anything to contribute, then piss off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Then tell me, why are you still here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Chupacabra has returned to his rightful place ... unfortunately while he was fumbling with the latch a couple of SSNs wandered in too. Frankly lads I blame all the high-brow spouting that's been going on ... it masks the smell of the place and the outerboarders think it's some kind of poetry slamming coffee house. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Morgan Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Last scene of all that ends jshandorf's strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Morgan Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Ooops, I meant Agua - King Tigers at 20 paces if he takes offence :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Lovely Peeeng! Wonderful Peeeng! Lovely Peeeng! Wonderful Peeeng. .... ahh, bugger, you know how it goes <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Patron: "Can we have something with less Peng in it?" Mace {edited for the annoyance factor} Richard Morgan? I didn't know insects had names *STOMP* {further edited to draw attention to nasty infestations} [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: look it up<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I did. No matches. More effort than I usually put into anything. And I'm not removing the dictionary from under the table leg. My drink will spill. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> after I return to Planet 10.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A capital idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 What is this?? The PBS affiliated version of the Peng Challenge thread? Why don't all you Dead Poet Society geeks dry up and go to the library to scrap off free gum under the table. This is the most boring and asinine MBT ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>This is the most boring and asinine MBT ever.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I {gack} ag {gaaacckkk} agre {GGGACCCCKKK} agree with Lawyer GGAAACCCCKKKK ... whew, well I didn't care for lunch much anyway. I'm especially ashamed to see former squires of mine involved in this travesty. People (and Slapdragon), we have SSNs that need tending to, we have old friends that need to be chastised for being absent, we have Stuka to scorn for his gamey, non-double blind playing methods. In short ... we have better things to do. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: This is the most boring and asinine MBT ever.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well it is now that YOU'RE here. Why don't you sod on off to the Outer Boards and have a go at explaining to Fieldmarshall (oh He of 'My WinZip has fallen and I can't get it up!' fame) why he is the LAST person in the world to be explaining things to newbies. Or better still, just SOD OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fieldmarshall Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 for a gathering of beer soaked, loud, wierd, gits, you sure can make up good insults... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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