M Hofbauer Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 since it seems to be en vogue these days and everybody and his brother changes or edits the CM-bitmaps into other skins here is my entry, the ultimate graphic that BTS in an unforgivable blunder forgot to include: the PINK PANTHER! Introducing the new revolutionary essential PINK PANTHER mod for CMBO, let me show you what this mod will do for your game of CM: pic.1: the pink Panther prepares to enter battle together with the Kampfgruppe Rosaroter Panther elite infantry squads: pic.2: this shot nicely shows the superb camoflage effect of the unbelievably pink coloration of the pink Panther. Alternately, if for some reason you wopuld not be convinced of the camoflage value and really really think it has more of the opposite effect, ok, you could also say, it's SHOCKING effect gives the pink Panther an immediate advantage over the bewidlered allied units - instead of immediately opening fire they have to repeatedly rub their eyes in disbelief: pic 3 is tribute to the unquestionable superiority the pink Panther enjoys thanks to the PINK PANTHER MOD. Undefeatable he reigns over the battlefield, sowing death unto the allied troops and vehicles. Scratch one more dull olive drab adversary! pic 4: the PINK PANTHER exchanges fire with an unfortunate american Sherman. While the allied crew is asking each other if they see the same thing, the leader of the KG Rosaroter Panther already spews death in the form of glowing metal towards it's victim! pic 5: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the amazing PINK PANTHER for the amazing CM ! PINK PANTHER MOD available NOW! Download while supplies last! Every last bit of pink color must go! in other words, now seriously, I think the graphics BTS chose for the vehicles are great already; no big thing to mess with the *bmps, and out of the recent influx of "skins" offered, some are good, and some are not quite as superior or essential as the others IMHO... yours sincerely, M.Hofbauer [This message has been edited by M Hofbauer (edited 08-01-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pillar Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 LOL! Good one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Lucke Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 Agh! My eyes! My eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 LMAO! Thanks, that was my laugh of the day. Lorak ------------------ "someone you trust is one of us"..........the illuminati * http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX for CM <--Proud member of the Combat Mission Webring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MantaRay Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 Hey you are aiming that pink panther at poor dead american soldiers. You will pay for that you scoundrel. Ray ------------------ When asked, "How many moves do you see ahead?", CAPABLANCA replied: "One move - the best one." New CM Site. In process of switching. Brought to you by Hardcore Gamers Daily Hardcore Gamers Daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 Oh, is this to help us get in touch with our feminine side? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muzzlehead Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Oh, is this to help us get in touch with our feminine side? Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shut Up Mace, put your War bonnet back on and fight. We did'nt buy these combat purses for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by muzzlehead: Shut Up Mace, put your War bonnet back on and fight. We did'nt buy these combat purses for nothing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> But I was hoping for something a bit more chartruese! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntg84 Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 I can just see a Sherman crew sitting there like "what the hell is that" and BAM! the thing knocks them out. They wouldn't be shocked by the blast, just the color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 It looks like Oddball hit that Panther with a few "special" rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 Freackin ridiculous, I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 Can I order a Tiger in peach,a Hetzer in lavander and a nice apricot kubelwagon please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pvt. Ryan: It looks like Oddball hit that Panther with a few "special" rounds.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, but those "special" rounds make pretty pictures. But it scares the hell out of them also. ------------------ Be sure and check out my texture mods on CMHQ. Dave "Ol' Blood & Maximus Butticus" Molinarolo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grognerd_Fogman Posted August 2, 2000 Share Posted August 2, 2000 Lol...I have one as wallpaper now...An I jus converted a Mortar team to bright "Aqua"... ------------------ Thanks for Athskin! Grognerd_Fogman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epée Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 Oh my god, I hadnt seen this... or maybe I had, but my mind just ignored it in disbelief. Epee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 Is this a part of the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Battalion? "Nicht Shtuppen! Nicht Shtuppen!" ------------------ "The Secret of the Empire was revealed: an emperor, it seemed, could be made outside of Rome" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey D Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 I had heard those late G Panthers showed a lot of the red primer base because by then the thousand year reich was running low on yellow paint. Maybe someone got the bright idea to mix the red primer with white! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Eyes Posted December 21, 2000 Share Posted December 21, 2000 OMG, I'm going blind! ------------------ It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. -Aesop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Snake Eyes: OMG, I'm going blind! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, but the reason why you're going blind the Pope would definitely NOT approve of. Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lutz Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Actually, this pink camouflage was so successful, that the British SAS adopted it for their Land Rovers in Desert Storm: http://4wd.sofcom.com/Mil/LandRover/PinkPanther.html ------------------ Lutz Senior Junior Member [This message has been edited by Lutz (edited 12-22-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Steiner Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Actually that's the first in the new line of Barbie WW2 action figures and playsets.. ------------------ Ob's stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht, der Tag glühend heiß oder eiskalt die Nacht, bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser sinn, ja unser sinn, es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin -- Panzerlied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIX Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Sgt. Steiner, are you or any other German speakers able to translate the words of Panzerlied? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armornut Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 That is great! Bet it is the first glow in the dark tank! :eek Juatin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooper Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 There are some absolutely horrendous translations out there that I've found. This one is closer than most, though even then I wouldn't call it a direct translation. http://members.home.net/jeneal/Panzerlied.htm NTM ------------------ The difference between infantrymen and cavalrymen is that cavalrymen get to die faster, for we ride into battle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIX Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Many thanks Trooper. I have always wonder that ever since I saw Battle of the Bulge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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