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Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

The Second Round to commense on Suday, December 10th! Whoo hoo!

After some butt-kicking on my part, evey one of my stragglers replied and we are on-track for Sunday.

Hauptmann Kunzlers' troops have triumphed over Captain Juardis and his band of merry men. I am told that Hauptmann Kunzlers' uncanny purchases is what won-out the day; goes to show that you need to have the right troops to do the job. Congrats! You move to the Second Round.

I will be posting the final battle outcomes as I hear of them...Stay tuned!

Also, be prepared to recieve your new map on Sunday.

(Please see bracket for details)

First Round Bracket: Terrible 24

TBlaster

vs.-----------------TBlaster

U8led

1)

Kunzler

vs.-----------------Kunzler

Juardis

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Def Bungis

vs.-----------------Winner

Splinty

2)

Jeff Heidman

vs.-----------------Winner

Stevetherat

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GuzzleBock

vs.----------------SuperSlug

SuperSlug

3)

Stoffel

vs.-----------------Stoffel

Capt. Ayers

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Jack Hughes

vs.-----------------Jack Hughes

rwwald

4)

Kollos

vs.-----------------Joeski

Joeski

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Texastoast

vs.-----------------Texastoast

Clement

5)

Bigmac

vs.-----------------Kain

Kain

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Speedy

vs.-----------------Winner

Snoop

6)

markk

vs.-----------------Chairman7w

Chairman7w

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Keep the updates coming! Remember, Sunday, December the 10th is the deadline. If you cannot make that date, e-mail me ASAP!

NOTE: Anyone else out there that wants to sub please let me know. I need you!

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[This message has been edited by Iron Duke (edited 12-09-2000).]

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**********NEWSFLASH**********

The inaugeral Asskicker Tiebreaker is over.

After 10 turns Snoopy had one ricochet'o'matic pz IV/70 remaining.

I had one killer Hellcat left alive.

Strewn across the battlefield were the twisted remains of 3 Hetzers ( all killed by the surviving Hellcat) and 1 Hellcat ( knocked out by one of the Hetzers).

In the end victory went to myself.

Snoopy has been a great opponent and I have had a lot of fun playing him, we are now about to start a friendly pbem were he can exact his revenge.

As for you chairman prepare to be unseated!!!

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I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.

-Meeks

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Well Def Bungis has beaten my valiant Hamstertruppen,despite the merciless pounding of heavy mortats and direct fire from my tanks,his troops held the VL for almost the whole game. I was never able to get my men close. Congradulations DB on a well fought battle!

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Gentlemen,

Two more of the original Terrible 24 have joined the Second Round. One in a historic and inaugural TieBreaker match...Cap'n Speedy and his 2 Hellcats faced down a numerically superior force of 3 Hetzers and a Pnz IV/70. With skill, determination, and Lady Luck on his side, Cap'n Speedy was able to destroy 3 of the 4 German tanks and win the TieBreaker. Congratulations are in order. Secondly, we have the Honorable DEF BUNGIS who served along side me in Desert Storm. Fighting off mild doses of Cyclosarin, Nerve agent pills, Radiation, and a case of the clap his wife doesn't know about wink.gif, Sergeant Bungis was able to hold the Victory Locations in his battle practically for the entire game. His Elite troops, having to fight at night, proved invaluable to his operation. Congratulations Sergeant, you move on to the Second Round.

Please see updated bracket for details.

First Round Bracket: Terrible 24

TBlaster

vs.-----------------TBlaster

U8led

1)

Kunzler

vs.-----------------Kunzler

Juardis

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Def Bungis

vs.-----------------Def Bungis

Splinty

2)

Jeff Heidman

vs.-----------------Jeff Heidman

Teutonicc

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GuzzleBock

vs.----------------SuperSlug

SuperSlug

3)

Stoffel

vs.-----------------Stoffel

Capt. Ayers

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Jack Hughes

vs.-----------------Jack Hughes

rwwald

4)

Kollos

vs.-----------------Joeski

Joeski

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Texastoast

vs.-----------------Texastoast

Clement

5)

Bigmac

vs.-----------------Kain

Kain

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Speedy

vs.-----------------Speedy

Snoop

6)

markk

vs.-----------------Chairman7w

Chairman7w

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Keep the updates coming! Remember, Sunday, December the 10th is the deadline. If you cannot make that date, e-mail me ASAP!

Now I only need to hear from Jeff Heidman and stevetherat. Lets move out guys!

Out.

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[This message has been edited by Iron Duke (edited 12-10-2000).]

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ATTENTION:

The Second Round Maps have gone out!

NOTE: BEFORE sending me your purchases, please make sure you know EXACTLY who is on what side!!!!! Lets not have the cluster *uck of last time! If you cannot decide on who is who and need a Rock, Paper, Scissors PBEM match, just let me know! I will post the updated bracket when I have everyone's purchases.

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UPDATE:

2 PBEM's have made it out the door! Good luck all.

Second Round Bracket: Tyrannic 12

TBlaster

vs.-----------------Winner

Kunzler

1)

Def Bungis

vs.-----------------Winner

Jeff Heidman

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SuperSlug

vs.-----------------Winner

Stoffel

2)

Jack Hughes

vs.-----------------Winner

Joeski

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Texastoast

vs.-----------------Winner

Kain

3)

Speedy

vs.-----------------Winner

Chairman7w

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Please keep sending in your purchases.

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[This message has been edited by Iron Duke (edited 12-10-2000).]

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iron Duke:

One more thing:

Just to remind everyone:

The points for the Second Round are 3000.

Time: 20 turns for maps 1600 x 1600 and under

25 turns for over 1600

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Both sides 3000? Americans do not get 3500? Sorry about the confusion on my part smile.gif

Tom

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It is my pleasure to announce that the Second Round is fully underway. All PBEM have now gone out the door. Good luck all.

BTW: Now that you have all seen the maps, where they nasty enough for you all? Or should I make them nastier?

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Yeah that map is something else. Looks like I'm fighting in downtown Detroit. Minus the bums and rats of course. smile.gif

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"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." - Jack Handey

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Guys,

don't forget to include me in on how your battles are going, I really enjoy hearing about them. Hell, its one of the rewards I get for putting time into this thing. Keep me informed! smile.gif

Another cool thing I get out of this is during the purchases phase...sometimes I am amazed at some of your guys' purchases...whether I think they be good or bad, I learn. Once I have the purchases bought on all the maps, I like to look over them in the map editor and try and guess, based solely on the units, who will win. Sometimes it is obvious, most times it is too close to call.

Anyhoo,

have fun killing each other off!

Out.

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Well Iron me and jack haven't moved yet just setup. I'll send when I get home from work. So by looking at our purchases who do you think will win? smile.gif Yeah like your really gonna tell me. rolleyes.gif

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"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." - Jack Handey

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Heidman,

you like those setup zones do you? Good, I knew they would add to the merriment and good health of your and DEF BUNION's men! mmmmmuuuhahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by Iron Duke (edited 12-12-2000).]

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DEF vrs Jeff UPDATE. Turn 6.

From turn 1 this game has been full blast!

Artillery is freakn' flyin everywhere.

Squads are hauling ass all over the place.

**** is blowing up all over the map.

Troops are already panicking.

Jeff uncovered a hornets nest of my FO's and chased them around the map with artillery and infantry.

What a dumb ass move on my part for placing them all in one spot together.

The Crack sqaud that was protecting them did their job, their dying right now, surrounded and at least doubley out numbered by Jeffs Allied infantry.

Artillery barrages cover at least half of the map right now, there no place to run or hide.

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DEF BUNGIS:

DEF vrs Jeff UPDATE. Turn 6.

From turn 1 this game has been full blast!

Artillery is freakn' flyin everywhere.

Squads are hauling ass all over the place.

**** is blowing up all over the map.

Troops are already panicking.

Jeff uncovered a hornets nest of my FO's and chased them around the map with artillery and infantry.

What a dumb ass move on my part for placing them all in one spot together.

The Crack sqaud that was protecting them did their job, their dying right now, surrounded and at least doubley out numbered by Jeffs Allied infantry.

Artillery barrages cover at least half of the map right now, there no place to run or hide.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Def did a great job of mitigating what would have been (should have been!) quite the disaseter.

I set up a strong force outside the door to the house he had set a bunch of his FOs in. Turn 1 they come flying out of that house (at least 4 or 5 of them). Needless to say, I am trying to cut them down, but here comes this platoon of Sturm guys charging into the house, so my infantry had to deal with them and I only got to kill two of the FOs.

Cost him a platoon of SturmTroopers, but he saved most of his artillery.

Going to be a very interesting fight. Lots of cover, but the Pit means that it is not as helpful as you would expect.

Jeff

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