Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I blame Joe Shaw!Indeed. There is solid evidence that it was Shaw who introduced the Black Plague into Europe.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Arrrgggghhhhhh Matey!Someone should cut off his other leg. That could be really funny.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Oh how sharper than a serpent's tooth ... We tried to get an actual serpent to bite you, but they all declined. Seems that they had serious concerns about contracting some deadly infection. Can't blame them really.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Californiyay just ain't what it used to be... Last time I was there was in 2001 and even then it was crumbling. Can't imagine how bad it must be now.Last time I was there was in 1986 and it had already turned into a madhouse by then. Pity. Some parts of it used to be very nice. I blame Shaw.Just move to the Netherlands Jeckle, plenty of lushes here. You are most welcome.Yeah, the Cloggies are real swingers. [smirk]Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Gawd it was bad not hearing from you (well not really, but occasionally I like to try taking that politeness thing for a drive), but now we can't shut you the hell up. Is there an off switch? How about a bat? Those nurses must have been good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Those nurses must have been good. I have fond memories...Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Still padding your post count, eh Michael?Do the nurses know you've gotten out of bed again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 (edited) Pill for mister Emrys! Nurse! NURSE! Pill for mister Emrys...NOW!Ow, and nurse, put on his doody hat. Edited December 31, 2015 by PanzerMike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) *sigh*Well, someone has to do it. The first post of 2016 in this sad state of affairs that is the Peng thread. My gawd, even the local nursery home sees more action than this place. Emrys' return was much anticipated to stink up....eeh...lively up the place but was ultimately very disappointing (of course it was, duh). Just good enough for a tiny ripple in the Force...eeeh farce. Nothing more. That's it. Pathetic!I blame Joe Shaw!*sigh* Edited January 5, 2016 by PanzerMike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I blame Joe Shaw!I think the time is long overdue that we marched on Joe Shaw's domicile carrying torches and armed with pitchforks and pruning hooks! He has gotten away with his dastardly...er...dastardliness for far too long! The time has come for an accounting and for Justice to be served. Along with a cold beer or two.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm rather not march anywhere. As a disgruntled vet, i tend to protest marching anywhere. My forte is sitting and glaring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 That's okay as long as you hold a torch, pitchfork, or pruning hook while glaring. The props help to create the proper atmosphere of hate. Alternately, if you have an old muzzle loading firearm, bring that.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Fairport ConventionFairfart Retention?Don't they do little, stumpy, short songs,,, the sort that bounce and a-bob-bob-bob-bobbing along sorta song?I think they should. A lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) Good, God,oh, my its choral Leonard Cohen with fiddles.. turn the bleedin' stuff down Edited January 12, 2016 by Yeknodathon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 What do you expect? He gets his jam on, listening to Steeleye span. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Does that mean it's Closing Time?Are the women tearing their blouses off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 At his age it's probably Denny's with the Early Bird Special crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 At his age it's probably Denny's with the Early Bird Special crowd.says the man who took two weeks to come up with that reply. Hey you left your teeth in the glass at the table. Best go back and get em before one of the other Early Birders mistakes them for their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 You're saying speed supercedes quality? This is why women mock you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Someone should cut off his other leg. That could be really funny.MichaelAye, at the neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 You're saying speed supercedes quality? This is why women mock you.At least they are still awake and present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 At least they are still awake and present.Only as long as it takes to get dressed and call a cab.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 beats the screaming exit from the room that was reported by the Nurses association at the presence of one M Emrys. The one occasion being reported of a nurse not running was when he stopped to vomit on the door step. Yes I said he. Seems the screaming was regardless of gender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 You, unsurprisingly, are a nasty baggage. Your headgear is entirely appropriate.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLaurier Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Only as long as it takes to get dressed and call a cab.MichaelDont be silly. Sheep cant use a phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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