Nidan1 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Where in the hell is the land of Hiyawtha? Is it near Noo Yawk?Being the boob that you are and also from Ohio, which may excuse from time to time your dimmer posts. I will overlook your lack of recognition of subtle irony displayed by the mis-spelling of the word Hiyawatha. Anyhoo, the land of Hiyawatha is not far from the Shining Big Sea Waters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Oh, shut up and send a turn, Gitche Gumee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 What's a busket list? Is that something that people from the land of Hiyawtha make before going shopping?See the movie Suicide Kings and it will become clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Hey Speedbumpkin! How's that whole big artillery barrage in the middle of your open-topped Sextons working out for you? Am I raining on your parade of hopelessness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Sneaky Bastich!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Yeah, you tell 'm Nidan Pyle, that sneaky bastich from Owcrap, Auhighyo or sumfink. What kinda name for a hell hole is that anyway... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Hey Speedbumpkin! How's that whole big artillery barrage in the middle of your open-topped Sextons working out for you? Am I raining on your parade of hopelessness?Well, Boo-Boo. I know you are cavorting over there, over the moon on finally shooting those big, bad guns towards the enemy instead of towards your own tents. However, I must point out that to be successful, you must actually hit something. Instead, you are doing a wonderful job aerating that field for the farmers. But to be fair, you did hit a jeep that had a broken oil line. Congrats!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Was in Addis Ababa last week. Drove past a herd of goats. Reminded me of this place except those were young. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Jeckle in da House!Beeehehehe.Was that a goat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Jeckle in da House!Beeehehehe.Was that a goat?sounds more like the plaintive mating cry of an STD laden Boo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Nah, the plaintive mating cry of an STD laden Boo sounds quite different. It resembles the sound of a seal: Arrrr Arrrr. He also walks funny...Beeehehehehe.There is that sound again. Sounds like a really old goat. Emrys, that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Your hate is weak.Boo, seanachai and I are coming to sleep on your porch in a few weeks.Deal with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Your hate is weak.Boo, seanachai and I are coming to sleep on your porch in a few weeks.Deal with it.{Full body shiver and mild nausea...} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Your hate is weak.Boo, seanachai and I are coming to sleep on your porch in a few weeks.Deal with it.Staying on some idiot's porch, in Autumn, with you and Seanachai? That's one of Dante's deeper, less user-friendly levels of hell, I believe.Color me elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Poor dalem, not even Bore Radley wants to hang out with him. Fresh out of friends. If he ever had any friends to begin with. Pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 He can stay on my porch. I need some Halloween decorations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Now you are just being mean Jeckle. To the kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I blame Seanachai for this almost timeless thread....... OK. I'm drunk Love.Alice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Timeless? Don't you mean useless?I blame Joe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 15 pages in 6 months....it must be timeless... and useless at page 1.I blame Seanachai.Love,Alice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I blame you all for not providing more UPDATES!!After Noba gamily killed one of my lead tanks on the only bridge in the scenario (bottling up my entire assault force), I nobly allowed him the satisfaction of an ignoble win (after all, he gamily killed one of my tanks on the only bridge in the scenario). Now Noba is preparing to ignobly lose in a new scenario where there appears to be two bridges!!Boo Radley gamily offered a game in which my goal is to move a regiments worth of artillery, trucks, half tracks, jeeps and universal carriers in a retreat using a single zig zag road. He is ignobly sitting back and laughing as I have to set multi point pathways for a hundred vehicles every turn (because the damn things either don't move because of all of the confusion or they wander in random paths around perceived obstacles). I think he has killed a couple of trucks in 30 turns and I have scared a couple of his troopers. His maniacal laughter is getting on my nerves....Nidan1 finally laid his weapons down and admitted defeat to the noble hordes from the East. After slogging through mud and forests, I was successful in overcoming the gamey use of mobile anti-aircraft guns in the anti-personnel role. After leaving half of my force immobilized in the mud, we finally overcame the resistance by throwing our mess kits at his scattered troops. Now I prepare to defend a military town against a similarly gamey force.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) I blame you all for not providing more UPDATES!!After Noba gamily killed one of my lead tanks on the only bridge in the scenario (bottling up my entire assault force), I nobly allowed him the satisfaction of an ignoble win (after all, he gamily killed one of my tanks on the only bridge in the scenario). You did forget to mention that up until you tried to force an obviously* well defended bridge with mortars dropping on the choke point (your neck) and you had completely:- failed to take advantage of an open flank, bravely sending tanks one after the other to be destroyed by my Galant Infantry at another easily bypass able choke point....(My tanks didn't have to put down their coffee at any stage and help out).- failed to take advantage of the ford on the other side of the map that "wasn't" mined at all.... *cough*.... honest.Nope - hey diddle diddle, straight up the middle was your only answer. So after much mirth and general jolly-ness on my part, I accepted your SURRENDER. Noba. *Obvious to everyone else, of course. Edited October 31, 2015 by Noba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump2 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 You did forget to mention that up until you tried to force an oblivious opponent ....blah, blah...blah. Noba. *Oblivious to everyone else, of course.See....gamey... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 See....gamey...I've told you too many times, you have to stop overcooking the meat, or go and buy the more expensive cuts. Cheapskate. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Boo Radley gamily offered a game in which my goal is to move a regiments worth of artillery, trucks, half tracks, jeeps and universal carriers in a retreat using a single zig zag road. You could always turn and fight it out, you big girl's blouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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