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The Peng Challenge Thread: Some one get me a drink, and tell me what's going on, eh?


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The hell?*stabs thread with a rusty screwdriver*

Reminds me of a comment one of my classmates in highschool once offered regarding someone who had made himself particularly obnoxious: "We should leave him in a burning building with a dull rusty knife and his balls nailed to the floor." Kids in my highschool didn't believe in stopping with only half measures.

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I never had cause being neither an executive nor a monkey. I can see however that would be required reading for you. So want to give us the cliff notes?  Wait a moment though, Dalem has the hammer and nails so you can demonstrate first hand how it is relevant to whether we need to supply you with a rusty knife. Yes please squat over there on the "X".  Dalem, nail him to the floor when ready.  

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There is nastiness and there is nastiness. Nastiness that is like a rapier thrust, that is born of wit and wisdom—my own for example—is well within the traditions of this noble thread. Nastiness on the other hand that is a mere blind bludgeoning by the witless and confounded, which fails to amuse or even, god help us, instruct, only reveals the mental decrepitude of the offender.

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I hear you are sleeping in a coffin these days, Boo. Practicing up for when you are dead? Good idea and none too soon.

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Funny enough I met some anarchist types once in W Phila squatting in an abandoned house.  This one woman actually slept in a coffin and kept pet rats...I was looking for the door pretty darn quick.

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I hear you are sleeping in a coffin these days, Boo. Practicing up for when you are dead? Good idea and none too soon.

Michael

And in this week's episode of "Non Sequitur Theater", Michael demonstrates why he really needs to be constantly monitored and medicated.

Let's watch, shall we?

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