dalem 2 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I require a serfs to procure for me a......Sausage Egg McMuffin.It's a number 2.I will wait. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baneman 373 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I require a serfs to procure for me a......Sausage Egg McMuffin.It's a number 2.Only after you've eaten it ! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Only after you've eaten it !I'm sure that for someone of dalem's esteemed prestige, a special one could be served. I for one would love to watch him eat it...from a safe distance of course.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Only after you've eaten it !I was gonna say, if all he wants is a number 2 I will gladly send one his way. Hey Emrys, mind heading over to Dalem's place? He's been asking for you. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Hey Emrys, mind heading over to Dalem's place?Yes. He's been asking for you. Which is the best possible reason to stay away.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boo Radley 7 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I require a serfs to procure for me a......Sausage Egg McMuffin.It's a number 2.I will wait.Hold your breath while doing so.I thought you were going to ask for a Sampo. But it's good to see you setting the bar low for yourself. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PanzerMike 51 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 This thread needs cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but I am not going to administer it. Let it die in peace, I say 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLaurier 18 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 This thread needs cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but I am not going to administer it. Let it die in peace, I say The hell?*stabs thread with a rusty screwdriver* 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 is that a new drink? Hey bartender, another rusty screwdriver please. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 is that a new drink? Hey bartender, another rusty screwdriver please.Sounds like the illegitimate offspring of a rusty nail and a...well...screwdriver.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 The hell?*stabs thread with a rusty screwdriver*Reminds me of a comment one of my classmates in highschool once offered regarding someone who had made himself particularly obnoxious: "We should leave him in a burning building with a dull rusty knife and his balls nailed to the floor." Kids in my highschool didn't believe in stopping with only half measures.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 You gave him a knife? Wow you really did attend a wimpy school. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 You gave him a knife? Wow you really did attend a wimpy school. I take it you never read of the "executive monkey syndrome". Not enough pictures in the book, huh?Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I never had cause being neither an executive nor a monkey. I can see however that would be required reading for you. So want to give us the cliff notes? Wait a moment though, Dalem has the hammer and nails so you can demonstrate first hand how it is relevant to whether we need to supply you with a rusty knife. Yes please squat over there on the "X". Dalem, nail him to the floor when ready. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm reporting you for general and uncalled-for nastiness.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baneman 373 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I'm reporting you for general and uncalled-for nastiness.MichaelThere's such a thing ? In this thread ? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 There is nastiness and there is nastiness. Nastiness that is like a rapier thrust, that is born of wit and wisdom—my own for example—is well within the traditions of this noble thread. Nastiness on the other hand that is a mere blind bludgeoning by the witless and confounded, which fails to amuse or even, god help us, instruct, only reveals the mental decrepitude of the offender.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Yes perhaps it was a bit much allowing Dalem to wield the hammer. Aim is important here. Okay how about Boo? Wait, you said noble thread... oh I see you were just kidding. Yes quite funny they would let you in anywhere considered noble. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DLaurier 18 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I never had cause being neither an executive nor a monkey.Having failed the IQ requirements for either position? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Having failed the IQ requirements for either position?Well in all fairness they didn't have a crayon sharpener. I refuse to work with dull crayons! Then again dull crayons is a pretty apt description of most of the folks here. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boo Radley 7 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Reminds me of a comment one of my classmates in highschool once offered ...MichaelBefore the earth had cooled... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Before the earth had cooled...I hear you are sleeping in a coffin these days, Boo. Practicing up for when you are dead? Good idea and none too soon.Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sburke 1,946 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I hear you are sleeping in a coffin these days, Boo. Practicing up for when you are dead? Good idea and none too soon.MichaelFunny enough I met some anarchist types once in W Phila squatting in an abandoned house. This one woman actually slept in a coffin and kept pet rats...I was looking for the door pretty darn quick. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Emrys 504 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 This one woman actually slept in a coffin and kept pet rats...Suppose she was planning on reintroducing the Black Death?Michael 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boo Radley 7 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I hear you are sleeping in a coffin these days, Boo. Practicing up for when you are dead? Good idea and none too soon.MichaelAnd in this week's episode of "Non Sequitur Theater", Michael demonstrates why he really needs to be constantly monitored and medicated.Let's watch, shall we? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.