Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I personally give thanks to the Dutch for their contributions to English culture.Just in the area of linguistics we have these memorable phrases that have added so much to our language. “Dutch OVEN” is a term for when one farts in bed and pushes one’s partner’s head under the covers to enjoy the atmosphere DUTCH TREAT: A meal, amusement etc. at which each person pays for himself, that is, a false treat, not a treat at all DUTCH DEFENSE: Retreat or surrender (no defense at all). It is also a legal defense where the defendant seeks clemency by deceitfully betraying others. DUTCH DUMPLINGS: Buttocks. A homosexual expression from the mid to late 20th century. DUTCH EXIT: To fart just before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stink with others DUTCH UNCLE To be spoken to “like a Dutch uncle” is to be scolded, to receive a stern lecture or comments given with unsparing severity and frankness. DUTCH WIFE: A prostitute. So I for one thank you PutzerMike for all the great things your little province of Germany have given to us. You forgot "Dutch Rub" (Also known as the "Noogie"): To rub your knuckles rapidly over another person's head, while holding holding their head under your other arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 This kid has potential I tell you, potential! Potential is one of those words that is dependent on context... as in a young person has potential to do great things in their life. Unfortunately at Watcher's distinguished years potential usually means something like potential to die and leave all his kin folk saddled with his online porn debt, or potential to have an accidental bowel movement in his lazy boy recliner because he'd forgotten where the bathroom is. Add to that he is a squire to House Rune and it is more likely he has the potential to be seen on the new reality series Pigeon Toed Dynasty. He'll be the one whose mother is also his sister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 On the internet sburke you can be anything you want. It's strange that you choose to be stupid. Does your family still hold Crayola responsible for continuing to make crayons nostril-wide? Aside from the fact that you have zero personality, and there isn't anyone here that likes you or even remotely cares what you have to say,( other than Justicar Joe, which says a lot about his choices )you blather away like it has substance. How sad you must be that your days of “king of the gaming club” because you once accidentally touched the breast of a woman you weren’t related to are over. You’re nothing more than a puss excreting rectal wart. May your life one day be as exciting as you pretend it is on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 On the internet sburke you can be anything you want. It's strange that you choose to be stupid. Does your family still hold Crayola responsible for continuing to make crayons nostril-wide? Aside from the fact that you have zero personality, and there isn't anyone here that likes you or even remotely cares what you have to say,( other than Justicar Joe, which says a lot about his choices )you blather away like it has substance. How sad you must be that your days of “king of the gaming club” because you once accidentally touched the breast of a woman you weren’t related to are over. You’re nothing more than a puss excreting rectal wart. May your life one day be as exciting as you pretend it is on Facebook. Stop to breath.... on second thought, no don't stop to breath. After you pass out we will roll you over to the drain with the rest of the effluvient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Your GP may recommend using salicylic acid, cryotherapy or duct tape to treat warts. Salicylic acid and a roll of duct tape would have quite the impact in Rimworld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Your GP may recommend using salicylic acid, cryotherapy or duct tape to treat warts. A real man would use a pair of pliers and a razor blade...but like I said a 'real man' (which holds this particular treatment far from the realm of possibility for sburke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I wouldn't restrict the duct tape to the immediate area of concern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Naturally, all nether regions should be enshrined in a protective layer of duct tape. The use of pliers in such areas is entirely up to the discretion of the duct tapee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Naturally, all nether regions should be enshrined. The use of pliers in such areas is entirely up to the discretion of the duct tapee. You really are a little warped aren't you? Now put the pliers down and go do something productive, like trying to develop a translation dictionary for Donkey's gibberish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 You really are a little warped aren't you? Now put the pliers down and go do something productive, like trying to develop a translation dictionary for Donkey's gibberish. Still bumping your gums? But it is a good thing that you’re posting rather than actually talking, what with that bad lisp that you reportedly have. However that lisp works in your favor when you walk around in public repeating over and over “I won a math debate” as people don’t realize what you are actually saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 You really are a little warped aren't you? Now put the pliers down and go do something productive, like trying to develop a translation dictionary for Donkey's gibberish. How dare you speak to me directly! I am an Olde One of the Cesspool and you will observe the proper formalities. i.e. appropriate fawning, tugging of forelock and general toadyism. Now, go and burn a stick of incense at the altar of the shrine of Stuka. If you don't know the way just follow Emrys, he spends most of his day there, prostrate and mewling at my golden idol. He won't leave you room at the altar as he wants me 'all to himself' (yes, icky I know but you just can't get decent stalkers these days) so you will have to put the boot in a few times. P.S. don't forget the donation box. Upkeep on shrines is hell these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I suppose cryotherapy would mean the application of four or five ice cubes or as much that would fit. Bit chilly, that would be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I should think a small squirt of liquid nitrogen would assist in getting those walnut shaped appendages suitably shrunken to a solid state then a quick application of a croquet mallet to shatter them into shards of wart-ness. Should gonads be lost in the endeavor we can call it 'collateral damage' and no more be said about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 You guys are getting way too icky (italics mine). I blame it on the influence of SSNs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! Ni! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 How about a turn there Fred? Last I saw, your commie hoards had gone very...very...veeery quiet. Could it be something to do with all those nasty SP guns getting 'sploded into tiny bits of pre-frozen donkey gonad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 my golden idol More warts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 How about a turn there Fred? Last I saw, your commie hoards had gone very...very...veeery quiet. Could it be something to do with all those nasty SP guns getting 'sploded into tiny bits of pre-frozen donkey gonad? Yeah ladies and germs Stuka manages to find a scenario where my courageous soldiers of the Motherland are charging headlong across a pooltable into the teeth of MG42s, AT Guns and Panzerfaust teams who are also protected by foxholes and sandbagged bunkers. He then chastises me for not rushing to continue the carnage. How does one deal with such a lack of empeth....empaty....errr feelings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Yeah ladies and germs Stuka manages to find a scenario I would wish to point out at this stage that the scenario in question was, in fact, chosen by Nidan1 himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 How dare you speak to me directly! I am an Olde One of the Cesspool and you will observe the proper formalities. i.e. appropriate fawning, tugging of forelock and general toadyism. This sounds oddly enough like the Great and powerful Wizard of Oz who also turned out to be a fake. Are you a funny looking snake oil salesman with thinning hair as well? I mean beyond the norm of what is expected for an Oddstrayliun. I'm gonna have to ask my Liege Joe Shaw Knight Champion of the M.B.T., Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, Creator of the Peng Challenge Thread Podcast, CessPool Drain Commissioner and Founder of the Shavian House if we can obtain a report of sex offenders living in the area. I have my suspicions about a couple of you folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I am an Olde One of the Cesspool. No you're not. I know the Olde Ones. I've spoken to them on the phone and you Sirrah are no Olde One. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Actually, I did look a bit like that back then, he he he. Bet you were a big hit among all the pervs. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! Ni! Is that the Frisian dialect? Or are you just loonie-tunes? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 How would I know, I don't speak cow. Next they let you out of the old folks home, you should ask one. I hear senior citizens respond to animals really well. Let me know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I'm gonna have to ask my Liege Joe Shaw Knight Champion of the M.B.T., Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, Creator of the Peng Challenge Thread Podcast, CessPool Drain Commissioner and Founder of the Shavian House if we can obtain a report of sex offenders living in the area. I have my suspicions about a couple of you folk. Why, you looking for some extra work after school? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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