Boo Radley Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 If he created a new house, he would be a knight. But that's just me, using logic and so forth. Scots Logic, ie non-existent. He wouldn't be starting a new House without approval of 2 out of three Olde Ones and good luck with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Ah, here he is, JDMorgue: Official Lawyer (Emeritus) of the Peng Challenge Threads & Founder of House Lex ~ Arch foe of the Rule of the Justicate. Hasn't been seen in the MBT for 5 years. Pfff. Edit: House Lex?? How many bloody houses are there? Whose keeping track? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baneman Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Scots Logic, ie non-existent. He wouldn't be starting a new House without approval of 2 out of three Olde Ones and good luck with that. Because they're Extincte Ones ? Certainly finding as many as 2 around here seems unlikely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Not even close, Clog Boy. My liege is Croda of the Nefarious Legions and HIS liege is JDMorse and so I am of House JDMorse, as is Nidan1 who was my Squire. So you are essentially saying you have been abandoned twice over? Sorry Nidan1, with the track history over there it sounds like you are soon to be an orphan. Perhaps though considering your lineage, that may be a good thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Ah, here he is, JDMorgue: Official Lawyer (Emeritus) of the Peng Challenge Threads & Founder of House Lex ~ Arch foe of the Rule of the Justicate. Hasn't been seen in the MBT for 5 years. Pfff. Edit: House Lex?? How many bloody houses are there? Whose keeping track? And you have been seen here, for what? a quick cup of coffee? Go make sure the tulip bulbs aren't too deep, and let history and tradition be handled by the adults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 And mind the Germans, they keep popping over the fence and kicking your ass but I suppose by now you're used to that and maybe even like it a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 O ye of many wrinkles, Nidan1, most trustworthy of playtesters, I salute you. I have been here for eons, I came to the BFC (or was it still BTS) forum in 1999 and never left. Lurking mostly that is. But occasionally peeking into that weirdest of places, the Cesspool. But this band of weird, hairy old men somehow wasn't very alluring all this time. But lately I find myself strangely drawn to this place. Don't really know why. Maybe I have started to (gulp) like some of these benign strange creatures here? Even Emrys... Or maybe I am just going slightly mad. That helps too. And now for some coffee. Yes, please. Ow, and Baneman, when you find any of those Olde Ones, lemme know. I bet you will find a live Dodo in your local pub sooner though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 And mind the Oddstrayliuns, they keep tripping over their shoelaces and hitting the pavement but I suppose by now you're used to that and maybe even like it a little. There, fixed that fer ya! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Humbug!! you're just an under done potatoe PanzerMike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 What sayest thou...? Shouldn't you be jumping off a bridge somewhere? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Emrys, old chum you, good to hear from you again. What House are you with? And I do not mean the Old Folks Home. And weren't you dancing the Calypso riding on a Donkey or sumfink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Emrys, old chum you, good to hear from you again. What House are you with? And I do not mean the Old Folks Home. And weren't you dancing the Calypso riding on a Donkey or sumfink? I take full responsibility for this big red inflamed oozing pimple that has attached itself to our nether regions. I was the last attendant of the CessPool, but quite frankly we all stumbled when it came to the sanitary non-standards here. Spitting little chunks of Gluteus Maximus on the floor after you just hammered an obnoxious poster, is not only unsanitary , but it draws flies. (ex. PanzerMike) It’s not the red meat that’ll harm ya but rather the green and blue chunks that’ll do ya in. And it’s the green ones that flies enjoy so much, ain’t that right PanzerMike? Anyway now that it’s loose in here I game for suggestions on extermination procedures. My thought was to fool him into thinking we actually liked him. Then we say we are fixing a treat for him and would he like to lick the bowl before we wash it. Then we flush him down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Emrys, old chum... Shouldn't you be pointing a pistol at a heavily armed cop who drinks too much coffee? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I take full responsibility for the sanitary non-standards here. My thought was to wash it. Then flush. Could have just left it to that and yeah we agree, wash it then flush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I came to the BFC (or was it still BTS) forum in 1999 and never left. Your join date is 2006 there Sparky, that makes you an SSN in every sense of the word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Your join date is 2006 there Sparky, that makes you an SSN in every sense of the word. Hmmm, this will take a little digging. Let's see. Ah, here it is: http://www.battlefront.com/community/showpost.php?p=691060&postcount=1 Eons ago really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Ah, here he is, JDMorgue: Official Lawyer (Emeritus) of the Peng Challenge Threads & Founder of House Lex ~ Arch foe of the Rule of the Justicate. Hasn't been seen in the MBT for 5 years. Pfff. Edit: House Lex?? How many bloody houses are there? Whose keeping track? Hold the horses! Just which House do you belong Boo? Do you even know? Okay yeah that was a rhetorical question, we all know you are clueless. About everything, not just your house. So Boo reach over there for that comic book you refer to as a "tome" on your house history. Did JD Morse found House Lex or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oh, dear... do I feel the need to explain history to either of these wet willies? Actually... no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oh, dear... do I feel the need to explain history to either of these wet willies? Actually... no. Good thing for you as it is apparent you can't. Sorry I probably should have realized you were incapable of reading even a comic book. Go home, if you can figure out which house is yours. Maybe you can move in with Emrys, maybe add an expansion. Here you can use the box from the big screen TV we just had delivered at the Shavian House. My Liege Joe Shaw Knight of the M.B.T., Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, Creator of the Peng Challenge Thread Podcast, CessPool Drain Commissioner and Founder of the Shavian House, are there any rules about forcing a denizen of the CessPool into retirement when they get so addled they don't even know their own House? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Aaaw, don't be so hard on poor old Boo, sburke. Be a little more considerate. He tries. Really. He fails miserably. Still, he tries. That must account for something. Or not. Besides, the poor sod lives in Akron, Ohio. Give him a break. Or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 (Inconsequential vomitous dribble) Oh, Joooooooooooeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy! Your new little ankle-biter has gotten off his leash again and is annoying those who are his betters. Which means everybody alive, Oddstralians notwithstanding. You should probably hit him in the muzzle with a rolled up newspaper. One that has a lead bar in it, hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Joooooooooooeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy! In other news, I am off to Sydney to climb the Harbour Bridge, for the third time! Then fleeing to Tasmania to see how the Convicts live.... Gone for two weeks; so The Just-Icky and his Junior Just-Icky need to be kept on their toes like the Preening Ballerina's they think they are. Be a good chap, Stukes, and hold the fort whilst I am away. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 In other news, I am off to Sydney to climb the Harbour Bridge, for the third time! Then fleeing to Tasmania to see how the Convicts live.... Gone for two weeks; so The Just-Icky and his Junior Just-Icky need to be kept on their toes like the Preening Ballerina's they think they are. Be a good chap, Stukes, and hold the fort whilst I am away. Noba. PUUULEASE spare me the ghastly details of your happiness.[sERIOUS] have fun[/sERIOUS] (hope I done good on the serious Joe, unlike that worthless twit of yours sburke) Did you Know that is impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Oddstraylian? I know I know the phrase makes no sense, which is exactly why it sounds Oddstraylian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Goober Gobble Gobble Goober Couldn't let this one slide, Lord knows I tried. So am I to use the culinary expertize of the British as a guide to reach taste bud Nirvana? In what can only be compared in texture and taste to Klingon food we have these little nuggets of supreme cuisine. Bubble and squeak, spotted dick, bangers and mash, toad-in-the-hole and two words: Jellied eels. I'll put that on my to do list, right below Skewered shishka -dog from Southeast Asia which used to be on the bottom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Couldn't let this one slide, Lord knows I tried. So am I to use the culinary expertize of the British as a guide to reach taste bud Nirvana? In what can only be compared in texture and taste to Klingon food we have these little nuggets of supreme cuisine. Bubble and squeak, spotted dick, bangers and mash, toad-in-the-hole and two words: Jellied eels. I'll put that on my to do list, right below Skewered shishka -dog from Southeast Asia which used to be on the bottom. Yeah, American food is sooo much better. Their contribution to world cuisine is impressive. McDonalds and KFC of course spring to mind. Cardboard burgers and greasy, fried chicken. Jolly good show... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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