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Hortlund
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Not that there is anything wrong with THAT... Ok, now GO AWAY. I'm serious. Get away from here you creep. Maybe you're thinking "I'll just stop by and say hello" ...well dont. Consider yourself not wanted. Have you ever walked in the desert? Have you ever walked for miles and miles under the unforgiving sun? Without water, without shelter or shadow? Have you? As you can imagine, it's not really that fun. Have you tried it wearing black clothes? Thats even less fun. Now imagine walking in the sun for miles and miles, for hours and hours, wearing black clothes, without water. Your sweating, your thirsty, so very thirsty. Your mouth feels like sandpaper, your tounge feels like a dead gerbil. And its warm. And your really sick and tired of the heat and the sun and the sand. And it feels like you have a dead rat in your mouth. Now imagine seeing someone in the distance. You gaze towards the figure wondering, hoping, praying that it is someone who has some water for you to drink. The person walks up to you and says Hey man, are you thirsty? You sure look thirsty...do you want some water? yes... please you whisper with a weak voice...trembling at the thought of some cold fresh water. Well, I dont have any water, but you can have as much salt as you want says the man and holds out his hand filled with shining white salt. You are about as wanted here in this MBT as that fistful of salt. So take a hint and SOD OFF. If you decide to stick around, despite our best efforts to make you leave, you might consider challenging someone. Challenge someone like yourself, some lowlife, scum sucking newbie (SSN) who wants to get a thrill by actually posting on the MBT. Do NOT challenge ME or any of the Knights of the CessPool, we will laugh at you ... actually we'll laugh at you anyway but you won't get a game so don't try. We MIGHT sic a Squire on you for our amusement and if so you should ... well, amuse us! Sound off as if you have a pair, none of this mamby pamby, mother may I, golly fellows what a swell lot of chaps you have here may I join then CRAP. In doing so, however, do not sound off ABOUT your pair. Leave your personal hang ups, political, sexual, racial and so forth for the General Discussion forum because we don't care. Just good old fashioned personal attacks... Be EXTEMEMLY NICE to the the Ladies of the CessPool or you'll incur our wrath and get sent to Coventry and never be mentioned again. Show some respect for those who have MADE it here since you have NOT and likely enough never will.
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Bah, it is plain to see that it was my brilliant and dashingly witty "oversexed"-comment that threw him off balance. After that mental sledgehammer blow he was desperately stumbling around like someone who first barefooted stepped on a piece of LEGO in the middle of the night, and then kicked his toe into the side of the door. Of cource he was an easy target after that...even for your horrible "Deliverance"-style You've got a nice mouth, boy attempt at wit. I claim 12.5% of the credit. [ May 07, 2003, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]
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Maybe I should explain my somewhat sporadic turn frequency this past week. Its just my way to say I hate you all. (I'm quitting my work on May 12th, and I have *alot* to do before I can leave. The details would bore you all to tears, lets just say it involves alot of writing horribly dull documents)
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One more time....russians misvaloured??
Hortlund replied to gorgias's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
*sigh* [ April 25, 2003, 02:27 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] -
Malakovski Meet me in a village, on the central front in May. Make 1944 the year for this sweet, one summer day. Leave all your tanks at home this time, much to your dismay But bring 2000 points or so, in an unrestricted way. Fit and healty, both we are, with no men gone astray. Our ammo will be full of cource, this noon in early May. I'll bring my veteran Germans, infantry men and all. You can bring just any kind you want, to this gentle ball. Yes, there I will be standing firm, amidst the rolling hills. In 45+ turns from now will end, this battle of the wills. The trees are nice, but not too much, make moderate their cover. We'll se how many there'll be left, when once this fight is over Make large the map, make warm the air, make gentle breeze the wind. Meeting engagement is what to call, a battle of this kind. Vehicles are fine to bring, yes take your pick, that's right. But not one tank may show its tracks, in this our little fight. Make sure to bring a pen and paper, for an AAR we'll write. To show the sorry sods around, how real men does the fight. So now you know just what to click to make this battle cruel. And send the setup to my mail, so we can start this duel.