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haahahahaa <h2>hahahah</h2> hahahaa <h3>hahahaha</h3> hahha <h6>Hahaha</h6> hahaha <h1>Hahahaha</h1> hahahahaa <h5>hahahaha</h5> hahahahaahaha ahaha <h4>hahahahaa </h4> its still not locked up.... hahahahahha...ouch.. I think I broke something... hmm yup.. definatly broke something... oh wet me pants too.. damn.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: For keeerist sake, Berli! You prattle on like some old hen! Shut the feck up and gives us all a break from the persistant wind blowing out that gaping hole in your head. Sheeeesh! Jeff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oooh someone didn't get some last night.. try hand lotion for those lonely nights Jeffer.

Hier ye Hier ye!! all bring out your loose change and pocket lint! Greier needs new Pickles for his Jarhead! only two pennies and a tuff of pocket lint can keep this boy going for a week. look how deprived he appears, notice the drool which dribbles down his sorry mug. before Greier used to make shoes for Noke and only recieve harsh language for payment, but now with our Pickle for Gerier plan he now has the chance to understand that harsh language. please give, and give and give.... we don't want to see sub-life forms like this go to waste. Gerier aka: you dimmwit, does that look like a shoe to you! *wack* try again muffin head! please help this thing. [ 04-17-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]

yes Spuka.. nice that you share your useless emotions with us.. here pitch in Geir needs some pickles for his jar..

Geir you could not insult anyone more better then show your ugly mug on the internet. jarhead.. ya your a jarhead, only problem its like a empty jar of pickles.. just that juice and floatie bits swishing around. buck up little buddy, some where out there is a pickle for your jar...

Marines.. that explains it then Meat heads, just hippies in cammo suits. ya well that prooves nothing, they let in women in anyhow then in the marines and I think people with flat feet then too. At least you were in the branch where they sent them in first up the middle moron tactics to die lots, much like how your going to do in our PBEM. don't get me wrong I like marines they take the bullet first for the rest of the guys who just need to set up base afterward. Hurra!

hi mom!

back from a 5 day holiday.. nice not to read your crap in this cess. Also nice to see Steve woke up and changed the colours to this damn place.. now I don't need those fecking sunglasses... and I have no energy to read the old thread.. did I miss anything? aah who cares. Berli a punk rocker.. hahahahahaha.. damn I wet myself, berli is a beatnik.. he listens to Niel Diamond and that funny hippy music. If I am not mistaken he is a flower child, right gramps? just look at his pic at the cess, imagine a dye washed shirt a few love necklaces and a flower in his hair.. damn hippies.

Well bonjour! Froggy, I'm mensch the local...uh.. dealer I got pbems onnastick if your looking for that but I'd be cutting me own neck if I give it any cheeper. have fun! enjoy the board, where here to help... ingore the trolls mensch ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd: Seen posted on the (gasp!)main board by mensch who is obviously patrolling for nubile young flesh<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well JD.. may I call you buttmunch? well Mr. Munch as unlike you who have a main squeeze here in the Cess (your que Joe - *stands and bows*) I look for new "flesh" as you may call it.. but hark my words all this inbreeding causes nothing but sorrow, just look at Marlow for example he's so ugly, when he was a little boy, they had to put a pot roast in his lap so the dog would play with him. What a shame the mutt got carried away! still, the chewed-up look is in this season. you don't like it... do something about it, I dare you to actually fire half of your one brain synap to think of something, take your time I wouldn't want to be the cause of any accident, I heard its hard enough for you breathing and moving your eyes at the same time. Here's a scoopy snack chill. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally typed by Marlow: I have a keyboard and look everyone!!! I can use my hands other then touching myself all day!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hey Marlow pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn what you write. lad, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly. I like you Marlow. People say I've got no taste, but I like you. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt [ 04-10-2001: Message edited by: mensch ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Original winey blurbs by Joe Shaw: Second, you poor fool, there is no taunt involved in your challenge and this IS the CessPool. Why if some rank newbie had wandered in and offered a challenge in that form we'd have laughed him off the board and rightly so. Finally, SHOULD We honor you by accepted your FUTURE challenge (this one has gone by the board for the above referenced reasons) kindly send a setup that does NOT include the following which, regrettably, were included in your presumptious and premature setup: 1. NIGHT 2. GREEN troops 3. ARMOR type 4. RAIN 5. COMPUTER purchase Now any one, two or even THREE of the Joe [ 04-10-2001: Message edited by: Joe the picky git who can't stand the sight of smelling mistakes Shaw ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well JOE you harried ass sex monkey it appears your decline to my battle shows that you are not only a one handed willy wacker but acctually showed fear in my set up!!! my my, it appears Joe has met his match this time you my sir are the first to decline a battle from me!! even the lowly pong accepted a nasty mix of crap I slurred together, heck Senachoman accepted a challange from me without knowing the mad mench can even bring him to his knees (sit down Mace). Now an official challange you want? I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me. joe your cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot, best you ask around people will obviously point you in the right direction so just to get rid of you. so whats with this member number thing??? That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?

you got to have a name like Fion or Foo-on.. or somefink.. get real upset at newbies for saying "I took the 8 Jagdtiger cuz I think they are cool" write up a 40 page rant on the board get banned by BTS for doing so for slamming other Grogs on why a 75mm Pak at 834m can't possibley penatrate a 80mm sloped armour at 34º !! and get your math right it was well known in 1944 the germans did use Tungsten durring 4:00AM till 13:00 on August 15th!!! so there.. no chance sorry... if you want you can follow me into the cess and we would gladly use you for a beta abuse tester ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

challanges are out to some gits that visit here often.. one it the famous map edge hugging gamey git BERLI and the Gamey complaing JOE SHAW and to that Meekses GIT what ever his name is. my I hope the refuse my challanges so I can laugh at them very hard here in the cess for being a panty wearing latext dressed sissyboys! hehe... and berli no gamey map edge hugging this time!! you smelly balding old guy.. jeezus 40... I heard Christ has 55!!! the only one older then you is George Burns and he had 2!!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Let me propose a scenario: You play the Allies with a bunch of Shermans... I play the Germans on defense with cover and a few 88's...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> typical Herr Orbst, no lets play a game you get a few 50mm AT guns and I get Pershings... no wonder you have easy wins in the cess.. you set them up, HEY your CHEETING YOU GAMEY GIT! I'm telling.. uh.. telling... I'm just telling! so there!

hard to say.. depends how buff CM2 will be... I remember a game I played called Myth and though I would still play it when Myth II came out.. guess what.. nope didn't.. but CM is a very different then Myth and not even close to CM.. hard to say. most likely both since its not CMBO 2 with new improvements it CMEF a totaly different theatre.

Lorak.. as my fellow buttmonkey buddies said.. Seanachpoo vs Mensch (DRAW) Berlachin vs Mensch (D R A W) muhahahaah.. foo!

dear Tiskemander, never dance on the fat ladys butt till she belched out that chicken bone!.. you count your chicken feathers before they are plucked huh? well I reckon I'll save two rocks by throwing that bird at you.. you see my fair lady... I let you think you have lost! BTW my meds, first are free.. give some to your friends.. tell them I am here if they need some more. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

uh huh... they go "bang" too when they fire.. at least a non-grog can make the moves on a girl when things are going well.. and not think.. "well if I move my hand over her 45º Glacias here I may be able to penatrate that locking system on her Mark IIV bra strap.. then again if its the double DD model I may need to use both hands to release that boulderholderdouble action firing release pin" besides.. Tigers are cool... tee hee..oops hey this is not the cess?... hello? senachoo?... little macie?... its awfuly fresh here.. ewww.. is that a potted flower over there?... i think some of the grime on me is washing off... yikes.. damn I dropped my dried frog pills. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

ex squeeze me? par don moi? Fie Bitte? lost to you?? you been breathing in your wifes armpit aromas? were still playing you parsley stuffing fish maggot! I think you better take some of my mediction... your starting even to scar me with your statements. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

<center>Mud Matt = Coward</center> <center>you git</center> ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

oh.. a meeks family member.. win is given to me! whohoo... you sappy meekess make me laugh.. might as well send the pictures now and save you the trouble of loosing bad... better yet home videos of the lass would be good too.. make sure they are in PAL format.

deal.. you keep the scoopy snacks.. and just send act photos of your girlfriend if you loose to me!! nothing less. no artistic stuff just plain smut photos. your challange has been accepted.. for our moderator I choose that fat bastard OGSF to make the setup map for both of us... why? well he can't speak english which is good, he has at least four teeth in his mouth that are still good but black'n every day... and hes a nut. ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

death to matt the cowardly elk!!!!! yess you my pretty.. look at thy challange in the new peng thread... I laugh at you.. i mock you... i dance a silly little challange dance on your balding head.. beohld....!!! you ninny! ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt

well well.. challange huh? looking at the roster of knigits.. I see the sorry arsed MATT has not even played a game.. I challange his baldness to a battle... but I expect him not to accept. Why well two reasons 1) he's bald.. and bald people are just plain funny to laugh at so I'll be laughing at him anyway. 2) if he could not update a website in 3 days I don't expect him to be able to set up his troops in that time. C) he stinks like a 1000 year old hackiesac stored in the underwear of a over worked sumo wrestler. IV) he's a coward and plays with his little sisters Ken doll, dressing him up in that "summer S&M collection" he has been bragging about for the last four days yup the challange is out to MOOT MATT, the pimple on Steves Butt... come on boy you scared of a little pain.. no wait you like S&M hmmm.. you my "SIR" are nothing but a Pengthread lurker whos has nothing better to do then pick on newbies who say "buttmuncher". Pick up thy trusty CMBO CD and place it in the CD Drive prepare for the worse you Nitt! Feh! he most likely will not see this since he only comes in here when some one says "tittle your titties" or "wank my wanger".. or to lock it up... feh! I say! FEH! ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. "So if it is a coy of flamethowers lighting up everything in sight like a Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal, and your opponent is OK with it, PLAY ON!" -The_Capt