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  1. I doth not think anyone is worthy of serving as my lowly squire. Be gone with you putz. ------------------ St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy canonized 2001 A.D.
  2. Rumor is that someone is talking of starting a Peng Testicle Festival™ around Thanksgiving time. But why would anyone want to participate in such an event. Who knows where those things have been?
  3. It's the nipple with the ring???? That motha's mine. Burn, fire, fire. And as for this game lizard boy, it feels like we started playing this scenario since before the beta days. And Mr. Shaw, I like to think of the pool as, Goat Suckers.
  4. Windmills, don't forget the windmills, though they're probably former stoned prostitutes too. Cigars too, don't forget the nastiest machine made cigars known to man....Dutchmasters. ------------------ St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy canonized 2001 A.D. [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 03-19-2001).]
  5. Fleao, you're like a gnat that just won't stop buzzing about. Time to get the pool a giant flea collar.
  6. Fleao- You hath not earned the right to tell me to sit down. Sod off now you sniffer of farts! ------------------ St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy canonized 2001 A.D.
  7. Son, you're trying way too hard. Now, give me 6 Hail Mary's and sod off. ------------------ St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy canonized 2001 A.D.
  8. Amen Brother Stuka! ------------------ St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy canonized 2001 A.D.
  9. You can send holdyerDK a set up all ya want, he's still too much of a namby pamby to take you up on the challenge. I've been waiting since the early 50's for a set up from the felcher.
  10. Send me the terms of battle and prepare to have your men run awayyyyyyy, like the sheep sodders they are. Now die you simple minded twit.
  11. I think they all taste like chicken. Is chicken gamey?
  12. Sounds like you've finally come to your senses. Now, sod off St. Crackethheadeth.
  13. Could somebody please translate because I have no idea what language is being "spoken" here. Yet further proof that crack kills.
  14. Mr. Shaw- I do believe it's time for you to send me a set up. anything that is evenly balanced will do. I mean, after all, you seem to be obsessed with me sitting, so I might as well give you the honor of playing, St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingy. Now sod off and get me a file man.
  15. ?!?!?!?!?!? Even I have to draw the line here!!!!!! _________________(line)
  16. First off Shandork, I'm 6'5", so I do not stare at crotch level as you. Secondly, I chose to cuddle with my wife, leaving the barn yard animals to fight over you. So Mr. Sheep Shagger, woot....errrrr whoop on this boy. You know, you've been been calling me out lately....I think it's high time that we settle this on the battlefield. Send me a set up you whanker!
  17. Oops, too late. Just call me St. Bauhaus from now on. I am the Saint of the Immaculate Thingy.
  18. Is that why the goat sucker hasn't sent a turn recently. Why doesn't he have a PC, I thought the inmate just got a new puter. Now it's not working? And you said "thingy."
  19. No you pig! It's exercise of the sitting, standing and kneeling variety. Aerobic religion as I like to call it. Now Mr. handpork, if you choose to continue, a challenge my result.
  20. I'm Catholic, I get my morning exercise everyday at mass.
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