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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Joe... uh, I think you may... owe him a turn. For the first time, I am in complete agreement with you... and I'll check the manual on this... but I think that means someone turned the furnace off (if ya get my drift)<hr></blockquote> You agree with Joe? IDIOT!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Limey, Pommie, Aussie... same bloody thing<hr></blockquote> You forgot, Big Girl's Blouse.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns: I hereby demand that Sally Struthers be airlifted (err.... towed behind a bunch of boats) immediately to Ozztraulia where she can film touching commercials exposing the plight of these unfortunates<hr></blockquote> And how do you suppose that there is a piece of machinery big enough to handle this type of job?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Juardis: I wish to request that Shaw start every MBT. All else is but a cheap imitation. [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Juardis ]<hr></blockquote> Are you nuts? I remember when I had my first beer too. Hopefully your hangover will subside.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Christ on a crutch, (SIT DOWN BERLICHTINGEN!!) [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ]<hr></blockquote> ???????????? Who you telling to sit down?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Hey Bauhaus, What was the name of that hooker that the newsroom just interviewed? Wasn't his name Bubba?<hr></blockquote> Yep, Bubba's theme is, have KY, will travel. I think Bubba is on his way to a Texas mudrasslin' reunion with Joe Shaw-The Justbentover of the MBT. [ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Leeo: . . An idjit with a bent (down bahaus(and where has bauhaus gone off to lately?)) <hr></blockquote> I'm bored, the board bores me, and more importantly Joe Shaw created threads bore me. I've never witnessed anyone who has taken his role in the thread more importantly. Isn't the thread all about insignificance? Size shouldn't matter, right Joe? Not the first time you've heard that.....Don't worry Joe, it happens to everyone, but all the stinkin' time? Me thinks you have a problem Joe. I thinks it's time for a dethroning. I say we strip Mr. Shaw of his self-important title. We need to knock Mr. Shaw down a few notches and eliminate this larger than life dillusion that Joe is suffering from. Either that, or we just need to pool a few bucks together and hire Joe a hooker for the night. Now let us prepare ourselves for more rantings of a madman named Joe Shaw. I think Emma summed this thread up best when she wrote, and I quote: Pfffffffffft!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: [QB Peng is, in fact, rather oddly tall. [/QB]<hr></blockquote> Now, are you sure you're not oddly short?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and Lars actually got some blonde's phone number while we were at the bar that featured a pregnant goat, some bearded freak done up like a pirate advertising the loathsome Capt. Morgan rum and having his picture taken with drunken 35 year old secretaries, a drunken nail hammering contest, a beautiful waitress in pigtails, a table full of drunken German tourists, and karaoke performed by Woody Allen. On the strange side, Lars admitted to having his picture taken with the goat.<hr></blockquote> So you ended up going to that S&M bar with Hannsafter all.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Sadly, this is the sort of thing that occurs when one leaves the house to buy food for ungrateful swine, who then log on to the Thread using your sign on and villify you using your own identity. A tip of the hat to Berli and Peng, who are sitting in my home, drinking my beer, eating my food, and laughing like loons because they've posted in my name. I'm afraid to go out on to the Outer Boards and see what else "I" might have posted...<hr></blockquote> I should have warned you that Berli would pull something like that. But then again, you are a simp.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: (sit down Bauhaus ... and send a turn ... you're worse than Peng).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm flattered....comparing me to the great one. By the way, it's been nuts here, ask Moriarty and Berli. A house done blowed up (guy offed himself by seeing how high his house could fly filled with natural gas and a lighter), a science experiment gone bad and 7 kids caught fire and just general stupid stuff happening all week. News happens.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iron Chef Sakai: yummy fish food <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I do believe that's the first time the word "yummy" has been used in the Pool. Sod off ya twit!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Morgan: Peng... PENG?????!! In the words of His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales - "What does a PENG do exactly? :confused: Richard<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Geeez, we've never saw that question before. If you need to ask......SOD THE FECK OFF!!!!

Where are Hanns and Mistress Jean when you need them?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: So, you want to be a complete idiot, and your thinking, "what's the worst that they can do to me... other than the whole Hell thing?". To answer that... Bauhaus, stand up and show the lad<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stand up??? What happened to sitting down?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Havin' a bit of a chat with Peng about our very own Mensch. It occured to me that he should be given the official title of Mutha Beautiful Village Idiot, but Peng responded... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I say yep, sounds good to me......plus it stops me from receiving that title.

Gentlemen- I am back, to those who care. To my esteemed opponents, turns tomorrow, unless we start bombing some country into the ground. I apologize for the tardiness in getting turns back.....but.....I managed to get sick after the wonderfully long week we (Berli and Moriartyincluded) had almost two weeks ago. I'm just a big wimp. Had to say that before The Evil One, and I've just been lazy and unmotivated in playing the game. So shoot me. So I thank you for your patience. Now all ya' all, go screw yourselves!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: I hate to be critical but I'd like to point out an anomoly here, I believe some of the above were Knighted the same time as yours truly. So why are they senior again, it would be from the time they were knighted, wouldn't it? Of course, if someone was to slip me a few dollars I might shutup. Mace [ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You missed out 'cause you were too busy out shagging sheep. And go ahead and give Joehis little title if it makes him feel better. But I much prefer Berli's petname for Sir Joe of the Village Idiot. [ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Hey am I the only knight here with a fan page??? www.sirspeedy.com<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok, help me out here, when did you become a knight? Man, the pool will let anybody in. Who's next? Mr. T?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Mensch anyone who would blame it ON THE DOG is beneath contempt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd have to agree with Mensch, IT WAS THE DOG!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: Do you have time to sit down? I ask only because you've been encouraged to do so repeatedly throughout the years whenever an inuendo is thrown into someone's prose. I won't give in and ask you to do that because I know my place in the MBT.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have to sit to drive......DOH!!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Speaking of which where is Bauhaus? I build a house once, not like todays houses you see. The hardest part was getting the gum between the bricks not to melt in the sun. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm here, but trolling quietly. Plus with both kids playing travel soccer my time is limited. I barely have time to fart.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: You never understand anything I say? I see. Well, let's see then...er, Bauhaus? Would you like some cheese? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I like cheese. It's good food. Especially the orange kind, but I like the white kind too.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: So, Berli, what say you to a Deputization? An Inquisitor General pro tempore, as it were? While Meeks is playing whist with Walt Disney and Elvis Presley, Shaw shall maintain the power, prestige, and activities of the office, until Meeks returns to take up his duties? [ 09-05-2001: Message edited by: Seanachai ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only is we can refer to Shaw as Deputy Dogg.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: The rest of you, chime in as your own lack of shame moves you. As though we could prevent it short of direct Heavenly intervention.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why is it I never understand a stinkin' thing you say? (note: sig is still longer than post, so SOD OFF)