bauhaus

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by M. Bates: Originally posted by Sénnékai: Hahaha! Hook, line and sinker!! I'm not done with this thread yet, so I'll post again in a week or so. In the meantime I will leave you gentlemen to continue on your journey of self-obsession. Au revoir!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OOOOOOOOO, I'll be counting the time with M.Bated breath.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coralsaw: Safe sex day today. I wouldn't visit anyone on this thread with a 10in thick condom... Peace off! [This message has been edited by coralsaw (edited 12-01-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And here I was hoping to see you bag ole Berlickedabigone. But what bothers me most about the above comment, You act as if we'd ALLOW you to come that close to us. Now, go take your condom and resume your molestation of all the sheep in London.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty: So much blather, squireless. Send a setup so that you will know the pain, humiliation and degradation of complete topplement to both Knigget and Squire. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't worry you nugget, you'll get yours, hopefully tonight. I'm thinking something in the 2500-3000 point range. No infantry, no armor, just 21cm's.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: 99-1? Yes my lord, no worries. A piece of Pelican piss to be precise. Not only shall I turn Blousey's little bits into littler bits, I will atomise them and scatter them to the winds so that each and every one of will inhale these atoms. These atoms will permeate from the bronchial tubes of all of you, to the outer epidermal layer where they will divide and form,divide and form, until all of you are covered in full size bauhaus bits. Every morning as you peer bleery eyed into the bathroom mirror you will be horrified to see another fresh crop of bauhaus bits has formed on your noses during the night. Of course you will squeeze bauhaus' bits onto the mirror in true teenager fashion (I mean, who wants to go to work with a set of dangle berries hanging from their chin?) Larger ones will form on your backs where you can't quiiiiiite reach them while an especially irritating specimen will pop out between your arse-cheeks at an important meeting so you have to sit still and put up with it. Every moment of your collective infestations will serve to remind you of the utter devastation brought upon the artist formally known as Bauhaus by the Squire "Flash as a rat with a gold tooth" Stuka. And my Knigget will be proud as punch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stuka you trained chimp. Monkey wanna banana? Do you do everything your Nugget asks of you. I suppose in your spare time you pick lice from his tiny little melon in order to keep him happy. And as far as the ice age excuse.....hmmmmm, didn't someone say take all the time I can. Well, I did......stinking work. Hopefully, I'll have a setup waiting and I can actually return the turn by the time you're done wiping your sponsor's sphincter. Now, be prepared to wipe my bits from your nugget's nose.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HolgerDK: Typical Bauhaus, any excuse to bare his bum. Next he'll be donning his sheep outfit and wandering the outback in search of lonely shepherds.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> lol......in the words of your great uncle, "Baaaaaaa, get that thingy away from me."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jdmorse: Attention K Mart Shoppers, incl M. Bates, Rob/1 and the various Limeys/Pommies/Aussies/NZer's, anyone else etc. At the risk of ruining my reputation (such as it is) I am going to point out one thing seriously with the hope that it will make some sense. PeterNZ and Croda have touched on it, remember this is more than a chit chat club of the thread. If you want to try and find a game with the regular denizens of this area of the forum. Fine. There is an accepted and well used procedure. Be obnoxiously vile and insulting and CHALLANGE some one to a game. Ultimately this thread has always been about filling up our pbem calendar with games on a regular and ongoing basis with people we enjoy (not that we'd let our daughter marry one mind you.) I don't find your presence irritating, rather I wonder why you'd even bother to come in, kind of like watching a train wreck I suppose.....We really do not have much interest with you unless you want to play a game of CM. But to do so requires certain hoops etc. to be gone through. People drop by and think all we do is talk smarmy or insulting, for us regulars though there are plenty of games going on in the background. If you want a place to just be yourselves, start a tread of your own and see who you attract. Well enough of this "reasonableness' I can hope although I hold little faith it'll matter. As for the rest of you, and you know who you are I despise and loathe you, I look forward to presenting my wife with a necklace made of your ears and thingies. Anyone else, Move along...nothing to see here. (PS) Our sweet Hiram[/b} seems to either be off his meds, off his ex, has serious hormonal imbalances or has finally got in touch with his inner Croda <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We loathe you too. And leave my thingy alone, you mother of a goat sucker. Don't you love it when members of the Pool bond like this? Now, Die Alot™

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by M. Bates: Isn't that part of your body covered by a hat with corks hanging off it, I mean you Aussies are forever talking out of your backsides.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ahhhh, but I'm not an Aussie.......yet. Good Day Mutt!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by M. Bates: Obsessed with being an Australian by any chance??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Absolutely!!!! I want to be able to suntan my bum year round.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: New thread and it's turning into a pile of crap. Folks, if you're not going to post paragraphs of vitriol about GAMES you're PLAYING then, seriously, sodd off! Growing 120 posts in 24 hours is just a waste of everyone's time. 9/10ths of the post are just festive bouts of mutual masturbation, "oo you suck" "oo no you do!". This is a pool not a cookie to be made soggy with your penile excretions! Please, stop posting your drivel! I feel like i'm wadding through millions of babies given extra-drool formulation and it's getting my boots messy. This is a GAME CHALLENGE THREAD! Either play games or sodd the hell off! If the thread keeps going like this many people will just stop reading it and we'll have lost the most interesting bit of net space yet discovered by man. I don't care what country you come from I don't care about sheep or not sheep I don't care about the us elections I don't care about you job, your religion, what colour dildo you shoved up your butt this morning, I CARE ABOUT KICKING FOLKS AT CM! Now Get back in LINE AS for games. I'm loosing none. Which is a good thing. And Andreas, technically speaking I'm NOT loosing Kammersheidt, look at the score, nyaa. PeterNZ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ummm, I missed the part where it said you dictated the terms of this board.You aren't a pommie by chance? Either was.....SOD OFF.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Bauhaus, ya nong! Learn the lingo, mate! Pommie ---> English ---> very bad, especially the whinging ones. Aussie ---> Australian ---> real men & women, a benchmark that the rest of the world should be compared with! Now P*ss off! Mace <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm so sorry ya POMMIE. Didn't mean to call you something (pommie) insulting (pommie). But what should I (pommie) expect from the (pommie) Son of a Knicker wearer (pommie).

This is a natural progression in the life of the Peng thread. New name, same attitude. And now for more of the natural progression. Madmatt, please lock this mutha up.

Speaking of Aussies that are just a weee bit slower than the average folk. I mean that is what this thread is about. Any way, Stuka (pommie) and I finally got our game underway, at least I did my part. Purchased troops and the initial set up. Stuka had purchased his troops in a battle that was to feature no armor. So what did he do? Purchased armor. No wonder he can't get out of his squire status. Moriarty, could you please help this young lad out. Teach him the difference between armor and infantry. DOH!

since this thread has moved down under should we now call it the Pommie Pool. Pommie Pool, Cess Pool, same vile thing, same vile place.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rob/1: AH I said that because I had no idea what it was about sorry. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And you still don't.

Oops, I get it now......it was a joke. Big Doh! Stinking typos, can you believe I had to edit this? Mi llamo es Bauhaus. Bazeball has bene bery bery goot to mee. [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 11-28-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: My incompetence knows no bounds. [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now why on earth would you have to edit this message 5, count them FIVE times? I see those English as a Second Language Classes are paying off.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Hmm, learned here in the 'Pool, no doubt. Bauhaus, dear lad, you might want to apply a more mainstream form of 'people skills' to your employment. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would the reply EAT ME suffice? Just checking. Aren't you ready to surrender to Mr. 98-2 loser to Moriarty? Imagine the shame, it would rank up there with losing to Peng.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: How's this for people skills?.................BITE ME!

To my opponents and future opponents, you know who you are. I've been a weeeeeeee bit busy with work (shut up Berli and Moriarty) and hope to get you turns and set ups today at some point. Until then, please set up a fancy POW camp for my men, I'm sure they'll be visiting soon.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Geier I are a man of restrain. Speaking of fellow Cesspoolers and failing to introduce the most dangerous of All. The Mighty Mouse, the King of Topplements, the Self Mesmerized Paraphernalian: BlowHorse... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now that wasn't very nice Pushbroom. It's very true, but not nice. For that you will die.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier: You got yourself a dealio. I'm sure I can kill one or two of your simpletons that you'll be ordering around. So die and make sure it's alot. Berli, you should know by now, I'm not even close to possessing the strategic ability of the AI.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier: While you speaketh the truth, you sir must die. So put your tallywhacker away and name the terms of your impending death. You see, my biggest flaw in the game was not realizing the truth powers of Berli's evilness. Yes, this was a map designed by him and if I would have known of two key objects being where they were on set up, my strategy (and I use that term loosely) would have drastically changed. Believe me, Moriarty ain't that good.....though I may be that bad. I shake my thingy in your general direction.

I have officially gone from bad to can't lick the lint off of Chuppy's toes. I am now the proud owner of the worst defeat in CM history. *sniff-sniff* The sad part of this entire mess is who I lost to. Moriarty, who at one point sucked more than I.......not any more. I suck 98-2 worth. Yep, you read that right, 98-2. Only thing I could have done worse than that, would be, LOSE TO PENG! Speaking of which, Penileitch, get me my turn.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goanna: Talk about your "slow news days". This has got to be the best example of the pathetic triumphing over the incipid that I have seen wasting column-inches in recent years. Why not just keep us posted on which court is currently in control of your executive branch (yawn), or how much you had to eat on turkeyday (double yawn). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Need I remind you ole hip-swayer, you've lost to me the last three games. And you're currently getting spanked, kind of, in the battle of the nipples. Talk about your shame. Now, go wax your ever changing private area.....carpet muncher.