bauhaus

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Anyone else notice that Berli likes to lie back out of sight, then dart forward like a rabid mink, then disappear into hiding again? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Try working with him. One minute you're sitting minding your own business, the next you feel something gnawing at your leg. By the time you look down to see what it is, he's gone. Pesty little pecker.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darwin: Hey Germanboy, you seem to smack Berli around a lot. It's fun huh? Just beating his ass time and time again <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Please, let me live vicariously through you guys.........sincerely, Berli's Whipping Boy

Now, not to start this into a platform flame war. Keep in mind, if not for the almighty and far superior mac, there would be no Combat Mission game that you all love so much. Now.....really slow now, repeat until your eyes gloss over....CM was developed on a Mac and ported to a PC. Don't we feel better now? So instead of eating that Mac for lunch, how about some crow instead? This was meant in jest, send all complaints to Bill Gates, King of the Evil Empire.

?????????????????? You're actually working?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Dump the girlfriend and marry the game! - not only will you have more fun, you'll also save a fortune. Either way you'll lose sleep though! Mace <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just don't try to have sex with the game. You'll look a little funny trying to mount your computer, not to mention you'll probably ruin your monitor.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jpinard: Can you please release the patch and update mods by Friday so we can have them for the weekend? Thank you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We?????You have a mouse in your pocket? Relax.....chant......chill, but please stop whining. It's really not that becoming. It will be released when it's released, until then enjoy the game.

I hate it when I double post my bad [This message has been edited by bauhaus (edited 07-20-2000).]

§????ginally posted by Madmatt: For the record, I have just received confirmation from the Department of Redundancy Department Trademark/Patents/Copyright Division that my request to trademark "" has gone through. Thank you,(pending ) Madmatt p.s. Pending trademark on Bela Lugosi is awaiting confirmation that he is in fact dead.. [/quote/ ® © @ I hereby claim these symbols. So send your $ to me.......ooooo, I'll take the $ thingy too. I'll be rich, a zillionaire.

Madmatt, You might as well throw a little "Can you smell what the Matt is cookin'" in the TM mix while you're at it.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: So you why don't you just BITE ME <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Madmatt, when did you trade mark BITE ME phrase? Does that mean that every time I want to use that phrase, and I use it alot, I have to get your permission? What am I to do? Please help me, cause I don't think I can make it with out using that phrase. BITE ME , Bauhaus

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Fog of War? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Possible, but I've never seen FOW give a false report. It was such an amazing shot though that I locked on the tiger's point of view and watched it. When the hit happened the gun on the tank reacted like it was damaged. It gave me every indication that it was damaged. Plus I had other squads that could see the tank so I doubt it was FOW.

POSSIBLE SPOILER* * * * * * * * * I was playing Elsdorf as the Allies and when the German's reenforcements came in. During that turn or the next turn, can't quite remember, I had a Pershing target a King Tiger and knock it out. I know this for the fact because it was a pretty amazing shot. So after the movie, I had my order phase come up and the Tiger was back and operational, though my opponent says it's not 100%. But why would the Tiger come up as knocked out and then come back to life? Fluke or bug? I do have the file saved from my PBEM if that helps.

ouch Berli, I think that one left a mark. Germanboy, what's the score now with the series between you and Berli. Can we say 0-5, advantage.............Germanboy. Now, I wish I was only that fortunate. I think my over all score with Berli is something like 2-5,000.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Great, yet another avenue for Berli to belittle my knowledge of military strategy. It's not enough I have to hear it everyday in the office, and emails.....now the board. Death to the evil empire.

I'm about 99% sure it is a bug and is being fixed in the next patch, but not positive. So don't quote me on it.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fionn: Gebirgsjaeger units.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hate them, couldn't hate them more. They've killed more of my men than I have.......and that's an accomplishment.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: Nah - he's too busy hiding from the wrath of the Pommy PomPom. Well, what is left of his forces anyway. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What is it you possess over Herr Berl(ives)? I think you're in his head. He's walking around the office cussing the evil ways of Germanboy. You may just take Berli's crown of greatness away from him.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wilhammer: Move It or Lose It Vote #2 I see. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Move it or Lose it It's death from the opening move.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: I guess they'll prance on the way, b/c they are so happy to have escaped alive from under your command... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> or because they're a little light on their feet like their fearless bleeder.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dustkicker: dOES aNYONE kNOW aBOUT sOME cHEATS fOR cOMBAT mISSION? iF sO cOULD yOU pLEASE tELL mE tHANKS<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We don't need no stinkin' cheatin'!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: What a happy fellow you are Dan. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He walks around the office all day prancing and gloating. He's especially good at prancing.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: What a happy fellow you are Dan. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He walks around the office all day prancing and gloating. He's especially good at prancing.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Just recieved this message from Doghouse about the QB we are playing... You know, that's about what I thought they were saying. I must commend BTS on the graphics though. When you zoom in to my squads and look at them up close, you can actually see the panic in their eyes. I think a few have actually been seen giving the sign of the cross before heading off to die.....umm, err, I mean fight. And BTS, I'm especially impressed at the fact that you've include soiled pants in my version of the game. Did you do that just for me?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: May 1945, Colonel Doghouse led (ok, he probably didn't lead given the complete lack of coordination) his gallant Paras in an attack on the Adlershorst. It was a slaughter... with few Paras left to march into captivity. With commanders like Col. Doghouse on the Allied side, we may yet win the war!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's Private Doghouse after my game with you. My defense? I was drinking with Elvis. Plus, I've got 240mm spotters that were using seeing-eye dogs, who needed seeing-eye dogs. Besides, I thought the idea of the game was to have as many casualties inflicted against you as possible.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kingfish: Not my favorites, but my most common. Yes dear....Yes dear...right away dear... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you forgot to add.........just don't hit me dear.