bauhaus

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Now then, I shall indeed leave you alone, unless you persist in stalking me. Lucky for you this thread is about to end. However, if I can further increase your hatred of me, then I'd like to settle this on the battlefield. Airing your dirty laundry in a public forum on a daily basis is a most pleasant thought to me. In fact, I'm giddy with the thought. So, what's it gonna be?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yawn, you bore me, really. And as far as settling it on the battlefield......no. I'd rather floss my cat.......if I did indeed own the dreadful species.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Well, since we are discussing pet peeves, Bauhaus pretty much gave a text-book example of mine: giant-assed quote of an old message (the WHOLE thing not just the pertinant part) followed by an insipid quip at the end. I barely got through it the first time, Bauhaus, why make us view the thing again, especially if, as you say, it is worthless?? Now then, if that was an interesting delve into irony, and (judging by you small...thingy... it just might be) then I commend you, but I still don't want to read that wanker's post any more times then I must. And who's this Dweebil character? Is that Mrspkr's gerbil getting out of hand again? Wait a minute, which squire is Mrspkr's again? And whose is the others, Joe's? Who knows, they are like two peas in a pod. Not you Peng, or, well, maybe it is you...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Because I feel like it. Now bite me. And there are times, like now, that I'm too frickin lazy to go in and delete the parts that bother you. I shall make sure I consult with you in the future to make sure that I'm meeting your needs in my posts. And Jar O'Piss, my sig sucks? Good one! Seeing that you're not an elder on this board, you really have no concept of my sig's meaning. And truly, I loath you more that life itself and don't have the desire to explain it to you. Leave me be, you bore me. [ 08-31-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Signature lines SUCK! They are for the lazy. They espouse nothing that is socially redeemable, remotely funny, or even heroically dastardly. In a short period of time, the whole thought will have been lost anyway since no one reads the damn things and one can't be bothered to remember what it referred to to begin with. As Peng hates smilies, I hate SIGNATURES. I mean, that sig you have had since last freakin November, is it still applicable? Who knows, who cares. Since it shows up every time someone posts, am I to assume the sig applies at all times? I got it, why doesn't BTS give us instant siggies so we don't even have to take the time to put one together to begin with. Here's an instant siggie - You ALL suck!. True. Some sigs are longer than the posts themselves. What does that tell you of the post? That the freakin' sig is a better read?! Or that the post probably shouldn't have been made to begin with since there is clearly nothing of importance in it (the post that is)? If sigs are worthless, bandwidth consuming, afterthoughts of someones ego, (and they are), then a post shorter than that is even more worthless, bandwidth consuming, afterthoughts of someones ego (and it is). Some would argue that sigs are a persons inalienable right to differentiate one clump of cesspool matter from another. Others would argue that sigs are a personal expression of free will deigned to reveal some inner truth about the boob who has it. Yet still others consider them funny, as if the only worthwhile contribution they have to the pool is their sig. {I really don't have anything to say at moment, but I'll post because my sig is funny and I like reading it...for the billionth time!} Bullocks, balderdash, and poppycock! Sigs Suck! [ 08-30-2001: Message edited by: Juardis ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You have proven yourself once again. You have absolutely nothing of value to add to the Cesspool. Be gone with you.

Lorak- I still think Seanachai owes everyone a loss.......everyone....yes, even surfs.

Lorak- I totally agree, even though it took me a second to figure it out. Butttttttttttt-since Seanachai is dead I think it only fit in the true tradition of the Cesspool: Cesspool- Win (even squires) Seanachai- loss (yep that would be one loss to everyone) I dance on your grave.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: My liege, MrSpkr, may I retort to this fetid futon some of the finer pontifications of the written language? Good... my quote was I suppose this is where I interject - down bauhaus I did not in fact, say sitdown bauhaus, I merely supposed that - IF I were a big and fearsome Night that is (or even a small and loathsome one) - supposed that that is what I would say. I respect the order waaaaaaaay too much to presume that I, a mere pissant of a squire (mere formalities notwithstanding), am in any position to even look at a kite let alone even think about addressing one. Page 23 - wherein Shaw discovers that the bullseye[1] TRP is not a victory location but is, in fact, some kind of arty magnet - which he still doesn't understand cause no one has a line of sight to it... [ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Juardis to add forgotten footnote [1] bullseye referring to fact that Joe suspects this is a good place to stop and rest cause it scores him xtra points ] [ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Juardis ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You shouldn't even think the thought. You haven't earned the right to tell me anything. Until then......sod off ya git!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Well slap my head and call me Polish <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oops- Lars beat me to the punch. [ 08-21-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: EGADS!!!! As for this other thing, this serf thing. I'd like to thank boohouse for giving me the motivation to continue. Without his support (private emails and such), my dream one day becoming a big and fearsome KNIGHT might have ended on the 3rd page of the last thread. My half-cocunut bag is full brave sir Robi...er...boohouse.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm glad I provided some motivation. As for your email responses to mine. You know, the photos of yourself in various positions with sheep. While Mace would approve, I'd like to ask you to stop. It is not the Cesspool way. And you should be ashamed of yourself, a threesome with two ewes. Have you no morals? [ 08-20-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lorak: Juardis has been made a pissboy/serf. Lorak<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This just ain't right. I doth protest. [Edited to eliminate the word Geeez. I'm in no frame of mind to set a single word use record on one page.] [ 08-18-2001: Message edited by: bauhaus ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Damn hackers. Sorry guys, that was not good Berli. Not sure who it was but they're way smarter than...ummm...well, they got around my firewall and everything. So sorry, shant happen again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I really thought we got rid of this clown. He makes Joe look like less of an idiot.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: hehe, well, since your rules are unwritten as to how to act in this thread, I'm making it up as I go. And if you fail to find any humor, then in the spirit by which I am greeted, I reply - SOD OFF Triumvir, I'll see you on the battlefield after the weekend - mum in laws birthday <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: A more accurate question is, what is a pernicious kinnit? And that, my good man, is what I called you denizens of this pool you call cessy whence I first fell into it. You know the pernicious kinnits, they were opening up a can 'o whoop ass all over the oompah loompahs, when the man they call Wonka went and saved them from them. And since this pool currently resides in England, and Big Willy's factory resides in England, I figured the description fit. But then, Berli's definition works too, accepting you not be a noob. [ 08-10-2001: Message edited by: Juardis ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lights are on dim mode and still nobody is home. DOH! I really loath SSNs.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: *ALERT* *ALERT* *ALERT* EVERYONE! Clear out of Schloss Peng as quickly as you can: bauhaus wants to "know" us all! Iskander slams the cover down over the booze and dives out the nearest window... forgetting again of course that he's on the third floor....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ewwwww! Bad Iskander Bad! I was referring to all these SSN's who are waltzing into the MTB like they own the place. I loath and detest these SSN's more that Berli and his temple of doom. Now feck off and die SSN scum.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juardis: Very well Triumvir. I look forward (or backward) to it. Yea, though I walk through the valley of Peng, I shall fear no kinnit...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What's a kinnit?

Who are you people? I don't even know you anymore!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: Looks like I already have pissed of the dickhead, but I'm curious to know why you're racist. Please, do go on.......like you need any encouragement! [ 08-07-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Boyz, Play nice or you shall be sentenced to a MTBtimeout. Now both of you, go to a corner and count to 10.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Now Seanachai is correct in ONE thing, there are classes of Knights and I hereby acknowledge my mistake (see what sort of man I am, that acknowledges his mistakes ... I am constantly amazed at my humanity) in equating Old Ones, a.k.a. Elders with Seniour Knights of which I am one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What exactly makes a SR. Knight? Is it the color of the grey in his hair? Or is it an age thing? I think None of us are old enough to be considered Seniors, though there are days where my walk resembles that of a senior.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier: I have every hope to rectify (that one´s for you St bauhaus, you'd be pleased to know that I listened to Bela Lugosi is dead yesterday) all the awful difficulties involved with running W2K on a AMD system with a GeForce card on an AGP slot with a VIA bus... blablabla. Simply not on. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> At least someone with some musical taste.And what a beautiful ballad it is.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: Mexicans make better food than PA, too. And they go great yardwork.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Spoken like a true Washington bureaucrat.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Geier: The timing was too good to be a fluke. I nominate Bill Paxton as our new patron saint. Every home should have one.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You simp, I'm the only patron saint here. Now sod off!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: In our game he was within mere turns of being ousted from his positions, handcuffed ankle to wrist over the 44 gallon drum and then sent 'round to Bauhaus' place. Its no wonder he vanished really.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We actually made him into a bird feeder. Quite popular with the blackbirds.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMplayer: i am running with comets. i'll tell you all the results, promise.. --re [ 07-26-2001: Message edited by: CMplayer ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is this the Swedish version of running with the bulls? I've actually heard of many a swedes being gored by a comet. Sounds painful.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: You moron! A date is a vegetable too!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It seems that you're the moron.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Why do you keep your vegetables in a bath? Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's no vegetable, that's his date.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Lorak, I am pleased as punch (not that I've ever seen punch particularly looking pleased ... I mean it just kind of Sits there doesn't it ... all green or red or orange or whatever color) to report yet another in my campaign to PROVE that skill at CM is immaterial to the good work of the CessPool. That's right, I've lost another game, and not just ANY old loss, but one to Bauhaus no less. Now mind you it was nip and tuck for a while there. I was winning handily, shelling the snot out of his infantry thanks to a cleverly placed FO and blowing his armor to kingdom come. I thought I'd have to deal with another win for while. Then, luckily (and I DO mean LUCKILY) his reinforcements of a Panther, three Mk IVs and assorted HTs showed up just as MY reinforcements of Sherman Vs and Fireflies showed up. All in all it was about equal. And then, in The Luckiest Turn in CM History, virtually ALL of his vehicles survived and only ONE of mine did. Well, I heaved a large sigh of relief let me tell you. But I forgot that I was dealing with Bauhaus don't you see. The silly lad sends his tanks in to mix it up with my infantry! He had some excuse about occupying VLs or some such. At the end of the game he had the Panther and a couple or three HTs left ... oh and a Minor Victory too. Talk about your close run things. Bauhaus: WIN Joe Shaw: LOSS Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yep......I couldn't agree with you more. Especially the part about you losing.