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Mace

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  1. You know, given Panzer Leader's predicament I think the thread title's quite apt:
  2. Just goes to show that we're good for you. Errr you are potty trained aren't you?
  3. *spoiler alert* Ooh the one with the carpark and stuff? That was tough!!! :eek:
  4. I had a few roos loose in my top paddock once. Actually still do. *shrugs*
  5. My gawd but that's clever thinking there. That your quota done for the year? Yeh give him to us, we'll make a dinky di true blue Man of him (besides we need someone to fetch the beers from the bar for us).
  6. And I'm off to buy the PC version in about 5 minutes (I thought the demo was fun)
  7. You mean like wiping the vomit off his chin? Pass.</font>
  8. Happy Birthday, Seanachai...... MaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaate*!!!! * Aussie term of friendship, not to be confused with the suggestion to procreate. PS Rleete, where's my beer? chop chop!
  9. Welcome back! *waves back* err btw, where's the sexual innuendo?
  10. Two strings went on a pub crawl one evening. However, they had wandered into a part of town that didn't cotton to strings very much, and they had a hard time getting served. They would go into a pub and order beers. The bartender would look at them and say, "We don't serve strings around here! P*ss off!!", and would throw them out. This happened over and over, again. Finally, they decided to separate, so that they might be less recognizable. The first string went in to face the suspicion of the bartender. The bartender asked, "Aren't you a string?". The first string stammered and stuttered, and ended up in the street. The second string also tried his luck, but only after disguising himself by rolling in mud, dirt and mire and generally making himself look scruffy. Again, the bartender looked closely and asked, "Say, aren't you a string?". The answer came, "No, I'm a frayed knot.".
  11. What a great bunch, I'd gladly get drunk with anyone of them. But a special nod is deserved to my absent cobbers Lorak, YK2, Mensch and especially the uber-babe Kitty.
  12. You know, Stoat, haven't you ever been told that when you start a job you finish it off to completion, because this one's still breathing? But I think you're right about his sexuality. He seems fascinated with my 'sweaty balls' for some reason. *shrugs* [ April 28, 2006, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]
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