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Mace

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  1. Pfft, song doesn't even mention a snowshovel. And you're gonna need it today. [/QB]</font>
  2. Yeh I almost forgot too, but you had to go remind me you bastage!!! *mad*
  3. Beer's a great concoction. After a few everyone looks attractive and you only hear those sounds you want to hear.
  4. What about a bit of Rush 'jacob's ladder'? \m/ *sings* 'The clouds prepare for battle In the dark and brooding silence. Bruised and sullen stormclouds Have the light of day obscured. Looming low and ominous In twilight premature Thunderheads are rumbling In a distant overture...' Hmmm must get Kitty to teach me how to play this.
  5. You're on. There's nothing quite like going bush with the mates for a drinking binge. Wtf, it's about time I planned a trip over there so I can drink your booze and talk with you about life and people and admire those stars hanging over your head with you. That'll be followed by passing out.
  6. Umm Motorhead turned up really loud? How about this one: Knew I had to bite you baby when I first laid eyes on you, That moment turned me on, I can't believe it's true, And I like to watch your body sway, I got no choice, I'm gonna twist your tail. Love Me Like A Reptile, Love Me Like A Reptile, Love Me Like A Reptile That fits the natural surrounds you find yourself in?
  7. But still you came. Bugger, we're not doing out job well enough! :mad:
  8. AMEN to that! You have buckley's of getting any form of gratification from the wife, except maybe the steak.
  9. I thought Boo was older than that. Anyhooo, he may have started off cute as a button, but as he grew older, that started to change... [ March 10, 2006, 02:17 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  10. We Aussies don't have to assume anything. We KNOW you're a simpleton nincompoop.
  11. Nah. Seems like Seanachai possession to me, by the substantial amount of content.
  12. Stukes, You could take advantage of digital photography for prosperity sake. This way if Alzheimer’s kicks in but you still can remember where you put the pictures, you can drag them out and drool over them, and every time you do that it'll be a new experience for you because of your memory loss. That's of course if your sex drive doesn't lessen with your diminishing mental capacity, in which case the above paragraph is probably moot? [ March 08, 2006, 02:18 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  13. I've never 'had' you nor have any intention of 'having' you. Unless by 'having' you, you mean being placed as an ornament in the front garden. I'll buy you a drink but.
  14. Hey NVCavscout, I think Stuka's talking to you?
  15. Thanks Bruce! Australia Australia Australia We love you Amen Crack another tube. Bruce
  16. That explains a lot. No, that explains EVERYTHING. From the shortage of humor to the complete lack of wit. From the abundance of stupidity to the vast horizons of feckheadedness.</font>
  17. I love a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. I love her far horizons, I love her jewel-sea, Her beauty and her terror The wide brown land for me! But I didn’t mean it’s for Berli I wasn’t really clear For I was pointing to someplace deeper A place called Hell, my dear Australia’s such a lovely place Yet Berli’s place is not And given my indiscretions His attention is what I’ve got.
  18. Ummm I'm down in Melbourne, and Speedy's over in South Australia, but don't let us stop you if you really want to go.
  19. Never best to irritate Berli, unless you want extended (ie eternal) free bed and board down where he manages. *points down to the ground* He does offer mate's rates however, and the torment and suffering is second to none.
  20. It was cold? :mad: :mad: :mad: GHGAHGAHGHAGHAGHGHAGHAGH GHAGHGAHGAHGAHGAHGA GHAHGHGAHGAH *rescued from page 2*
  21. You're welcome. I work for guv'mint. Being a ruthless, blood sucking parasite living off the back of the taxpayer is a skill I've honed over the many years of employment. *smiles sweetly* Seriously, if you want to hang out here you really need thicker skin. My wife says that, in amongst the expletives. Good lord! You're my wife?!!! *eep*
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