Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: And now for a bit of a sing song. Being a chauvinistic bastard and because I just fulfilled a public service, the French National Anthem!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Right, that does it! We can't let the French polute this little Aussie Shangrila with their Nationalistic Anthem. We'll have to counter with out fine Aussie one. Ahem! "Australian............. ......err, does any one know the rest of the words"? Err, by the way Pawbroom (or paw anyone else you can get your grubby little hands on), the reason we let you win the Rugby is because we dont like to see grown men cry, and we knew how much you'd be upset if we did what we usually do to the French!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waffen Stomper: Hmmmm... Looky here, a new boy on the block. Or am I just an alias....hahahahahahahaha<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> More like a pimple on a dingo's backside....now either be downright rude and insensitive, or p*ss off! btw, don't try to mess with our minds, we dont have any (the result of too much beer consumption)! Mace

Matt! The Cheque's in the mail! Was that Aussie or US funds? Mace *rolling out the kegs, setting up the jugs, and readying the pots* [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-28-2000).]

Allroightythen! I was minding me own business, when a golden light shone upon me, and a voice didth speaketh: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>OK you filth, listen up! I suspect that this thread is starting to cause the BBS problems again. And when it has problems, we at BTS have problems. Capice? (er, don't correct my Italian spelling if wrong. You are not worthy ). So, I am left with two options: 1. Close down this thread and ban every single last mother-loving one of you. 2. Suggest that you designate some fellow cesspooler to start up a new one THEN I will lock up this one (yes, I will let the rest of you live a little longer ). So OK, who is it going to be? Seanachai started this one, but his mother dresses him funny. So how about a new martyr? BTW, the reason I am suggesting that you guys agree on a new starter is because the last time the thread melted down there were too many pretenders to the throne, which required me to kick a lot of buttocks to narrow down the filth to one thread. So... talk amungst yourselves. I'm getting all ferklempt (and don't correct my Yiddish spelling neither ) Steve<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now, I could tell the devine one to shove off because I'm working (as I don't do any work while I'm working) , but I though "Nah, too dangerous". So here it is, the new Aussie Peng theme park! We did well with the Olympics, and I reckon we can do just as well with this here attack on sensibility and good taste! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: Go into the chatroom. There are people there much of the time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Foo, I'm surprised! You forgot to mention that the chatroom was your wonderful idea! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Sorry, you marsupial. Take it over to my or Berli's thread. One of them should prove the successor. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> With the application of an allmighty lock, the Gods have spoken! We Aussies will be taking our rightful place at the top of the cesspool evolutionary ladder, and if you disagree, we will have no choice but to let Stuka remove his clothing and cavort in in the nude! And remember....no annoying the wildlife here, they are unique ..."Seanachai....get out of that Kangaroo's pouch".... to this fine country! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eightball: - Will there ever be a patch that allows the battle generator to create larger maps (large right now is rather confining)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> There has already been some discussion about the importance of a larger battlefield for modelling AFV clashes on the Eastern Front (give the Nashorn a real chance to shine)! Given that the PC/Mac will be far more capable at time of CM2's release, I'm sure that Steve and Charles would have enhanced the engine to make use of improved CPU and graphics hardware. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: - IMG -http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/tiger/cammotiger.gif - /IMG -<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pssst, Mensch, you have a broken link mate! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: How sickeningly realistic and upbeat. Can't you grow cynical, or start harbouring delusions about your place in the world or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Umm.....well.....no!? I had the cesspool (and more prticularly, specific part-time occupants) in mind when I framed my signature (like it?). As for me being delusional or otherwise about where I belong in the great scheme of things, best to reserve your decision after reading my response below. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Oh I see. This is what you tell your soldiers before you send them into oblivion. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, I normally reserve that statement for my opponents! It gives them the opportunity to backout and send me a surrender file at turn 1. Mace and for all my fans, here's that signature again: ------------------ sh*t happens but life's short, so why worry about it!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: Once you get in a game you can always add something to your nickname like : "Mace_getting_butt_kicked_in_game"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Correction, Madmatt. Everyone knows my nickname should be "Mace_getting_butt_kicked_in_game_and_in_real_life"! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikester: Hmmm, let's see. A lousy lawyer from the great Communist state of Washington (why are you not in Florida with all the other idiot lawyers?) and a bloody limey. One of which claims to be an adult? Neither of these "replies" seem to deserve any comment. Mike D aka Mikester<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> But comment you did! Couldn't help yourself, could you, mate? Mace ------------------ sh_t happens but life's short, so why worry about it!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: Looks like a piece of white paper with a red X over it to me...this is realism?!?!?!! Kitty<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bloody oath! I think I had one of those strapped to my back in a Rogue Spear session the other day. Makes an excellent aiming point! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: Oh joy... Madmatt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Geez, Mr. "Happy as Larry", I never thought I'd hear those words from you! Going to the chat to seek opponents is an excellent idea in the interim, but given that there may be a very large number of participants, and that some of those participants will be listed but actually not active (as they will be ICP/TPing), it might get a tad confusing! Perhaps Matt can use that large intellect of his to come up with a solution (perhaps a real time registry of players looking for a tcp/ip session)? Mace ------------------ sh_t happens but life's short, so why worry about it!

I never got into CC much. Once I got through the first (St.Lo?) campaign as the Americans I lost interest in the game. Further, I tried CC3 and was still unimpressed, given a lack of any evolution in design. I think, given the revolutionary nature of CMBO, that I wouldn't even consider filling up Harddrive disk space with the CC series of games as I just wouldn't play them. Mace ------------------ sh_t happens but life's short, so why worry about it!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: Scrota has accepted my probe. I shall soon begin vigorously probing him from both the flanks and the rear. Soon my enormous spearhead shall penetrate his vulnerable, yielding openness. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Geez, some people get more out of this game than others, don't they? btw, Are these 2 examples of (out-of) closet gamers? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl: Get those feet back in your mouth and continue sucking on your own toes (stay away from everyone elses). And you are sentenced to listening to the Seanachai boxed set. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Listening to the Seanachai boxed set? In that case, I won't be able to suck my toes as they'll be firmly placed in my ears, trying to block out the noise (how's that for contortion)! Mace

Ladies & Gentlemen AHEM Ladies, Gentlemen & cross-dressers! I spend two days in limbo, pulling foot from mouth (and looking at some real nice dresses....but I digress) and look what happens! The Cesspool qaulity suffers, the frequency of posts decline, and undesirables manage to get pass the guard on the front door! Exactly who is responsible for this? This is deplorable! I say the punishment should fit the crime ---> listening to 24 hours of Seanachai's singing! Mace

A few hours ago I made some posts to particular threads that upset one of my better friends (few and far between, believe me). To that person, I'm sorry I acted so inconsiderately towards you. And since this has left a bitter taste in my mouth, I'm going to take a break from participating for a little while! Nuff said Mace

This quick enough? Mace Hmmm, I wonder how long we can keep this up until lock down?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: You Bet your god damn ass there is, But I am a selfish bitch so I'm keeping it to myself. * Highly Classified Information * <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Tease! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: ROFL..... you know Mace, your probably right, but I'm not into violence, thats why I opted for the rather more acceptable "French Kiss" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ahem! *pulls at t-shirt collar, and blushes* Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-23-2000).]

yep how much, you Scottish charmer you? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Keep trying Aitken I'm sure you'll be rewarded for your efforts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He's probably after a "Glasgow Kiss"? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I would rather play with my huge 'Thingey' It is twice as big and twice as interesting as any of your silly games. So "Nerrr" to you all..(with knobs on) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well it's obvious what you do with your spare time! Didn't your father ever tell you to stop it, otherwise you'll end up blind! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-23-2000).]

No sorry, I always kill the threads! Mace