Mace

geez, walk past a leaky hole in the pool and schloom, we're all sucked out and flapping like fish stranded on dry land! I wonder if Steve will kindly pick us up, and throw us back in? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Seanachai urinated-------------- Like I haven't already scattered enough urine over the heads of both you baptized babes to make you envy the ones who only got a smear of oil and a bit of water on the forelock. Take your snivelling half witty remarks back to the Peng Thread, children, so that I may re-dedicate your otherwise worthless lives to CM. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, what can I say, we have a good master! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-19-2000).]

Ahem, my turn, you owe me a turn, you pink-dress wearing ex-marine rogue you! Mace btw, have you discovered Nice?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: Well, it seems Kitty the sandbagger has retreated into whatever hole she climbed out of. True, I was offered to play a different game after I had spent a half hour trying to figure out what how I was going to make the best out of a fist full of green Polish troops. I decided to play anyway. As soon as the tide turned and these weakass troops started to pound her she went from 2-3 files a day to zero. I must assume from the silence that she has done the worst kind of surrender......that's right...the kind where the other person doesn't have the decency to even send a surrender file or even tell you that they have quit...Well as any smoker will tell you...nobody likes a quiter <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As Kitty's self-sworn squire errant, I can tell you that Kitty is in her laboratory, turning out hamstertruppen by the score, and hatching her devious and diabolical scheme for world domination, and that all current games are on hold until she finishes this fine bit of work. But I will tell her that you're annoyed, and she will be here as soon as she can to deal with you! If I can make a suggestion, wave goodbye to your gonads lad, because by the time Kitty is finished with you they may not be attached to your body! And if she doesn't, I might remove 'em myself! Oh, btw, enjoy life! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-19-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: I'm sorry you are a physicist. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> There's nothing wrong with physicists, or people who majored in physics! Salt of the earth they are, salt of the earth! Mace

And SPI, maker of some fine board wargames, used a system back in the 70s where both players plotted movement through hexes, and actions, on a pad before they were executed. some of their titles that come to mind include Panzer'44, Sniper and Patrol! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-18-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: I laughed, I cried, I think I wet myself. I will definitely download this once it's available. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How's that incontinance problem going anyhow, Seanachai? btw, Kitty, has any one told you you're Brilliant!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: A backpacked figure ...very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very large snip....Peng: Why not, I believe I'll win this time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I laughed, I cried, I threw up! I went through the gamut of human emotions reading this....then I got bored and switched over to channel 2! Mace

hear ye, hear ye The royal squires Stuka and I are about to do battle with Infantry only. Preliminary Intelligence has revealed that Stuka plans to remove all articles of his clothing by turn 3 in an attempt to put me off! To counter Stuka's feeble attempt at psychological warfare, I will preempt this move by wearing Warrick Cappa's football shorts (so extremely tight that circulation to certain parts of my extremities have already ceased*). Ask yourself, Stuka! Do ya feel lucky, punk! Well do ya? Mace * they look good on me though, don't ya think? [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 11-18-2000).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Actually, being Scottish myself I LMFAO every time I read his posts, Guess they make me feel at home, I can see it would be pretty difficult for anyone not used to the Scottish slang to get through his posts with ease, but to me, well, its like shelling peas really, easy peasy. Croda my little sweetie, don't be so hasty in your views, if we are to adopt you then you will have to get used to much more vertigo inducing accents than OGSF'S. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Crikey, this is amazing! You're Scottish, yet I understood everyword you said! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: my medication is wearing off:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No need the quote the bleeding obvious! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 2001 is the biblical new millenium, right? Isn't that when all that crazy antichrist stuff and armageddon and all that is supposed to happen? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It has! You just haven't seen the current outcome of Mace/Kitty PBEM, where Mace is currently finding out what armageddon is all about (and all this done by a female as well.....sheesh)! In fact, I'm doing so poorly against kitty-cat that if anyone in the future tells me I play like a girly, I'll take it as a compliment! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Here's a whacky scenario for ya: Nothing is going to happen. So a few hardcore Christians or Christian organizations are going to make damn sure that something *does* happen. Like some big nasty blowin' up kind of ****.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Or stealing our CM CDs? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The other scenario is that the Christian Apocalypse and all that walking-dead, rivers of blood stuff is going to happen. Which might be scarier. Or really cool for like five minutes. Then eternal damnation.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmmm walking dead - That would describe most of the cesspool's inhabitants! Now that's scary! <shiver> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>how is this going to effect my CM playing time???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I answered that - your CM CD has been stolen! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ok back to the doctor...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do that, but lay off messing with my mind will ya! It's 5am here and I'm not currently capable of deep philosophical thought! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Or are you off to Gucci's to try and sell your own worthless, flea-bitten pelt? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have managed to get a good exchange rate with Gucci on bullet ridden opponent hamstertruppen. However those dismembered by artillery or frizled by flamethrowers are unacceptable! Mace

Ever wonders what happens to your dead Hamstertruppen? According to the Department's News Clippings: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Fur flies over new suit US animal lovers are downright fur-ious at Gucci for designing a trendy new men’s suit made of hamster fur. The new outfit consists of $1400 pants, a $1200 jacket and a $3800 overcoat. They are described in Gucci’s catalogue as made from “wild rabbit fur”. But the unusual outfit - which is orange, black and white - is actually made from hundreds of hamster pelts, London’s Sunday Mirror says. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I say increase the slaughter and take no prisoners! There's money to be made in hamster fur!!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Does that guy have a stick up his butt? The smile on his says yes<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You volunteering? he he Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: Okay, man, where to begin, my head is spinning...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're just brilliant!!!, Matt, but you better lay off that happy weed!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: Damnit I can't see my post to edit it, why won't it refresh!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Introducing the new bulletin board with improved content vetting AI, especially designed to stop mindless drivel being posted! uh oh, I think we're in trouble!!! Mace

My ultimate favorite: Interested in a PBEM? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jeff Duquette: single or two-ply. single gums up the rifling<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What's a single or two-ply dog look like? Just wondering! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Good gods, the reek of testosterone in here is actually suppressing the normal vapours. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry, Sir! *Salutes* Will return to drinking the bromide soaked tea, SIR! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>and down to the pub for you Aussie/Kiwi types.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> your shout? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: She's a man (about Kitty)! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh no she's not! Hubba Hubba Mace

Gazooks! What is with all this talk about a wench fight? As a firm believer of equality amongst the sexes, I say we must adopt political correctness in the pool, and do away with these sexist titles (see how well it works in England, a country taking political correctness to lofty heights)! Further, I say that this fight must not go ahead, as it debases and degrades the female gender. Of course, if it includes mud, jelly, sticky wet, t-shirts and me as referee I may be prepared to change my mind! Now excuse me, I have to take a cold shower! Mace (proud keeper of the sacred handbag of combat and victim of Rune's evil experiments)

I suppose it makes sense. Wasn't Victory's Ambush a WW2 skirmish level boardgame, with each piece representing one man? Hasbro's Squad Leader is probably closer to that than to Avalon Hill's Squad Leader, which CMBO more effectively models. Mace btw Victory games *Sigh*, they sure did make some fine games!

This sounds like a job for KwazyDog, as he's the Aussie component of the team anyhow! btw, thanks for the news, I'll keep a heads up for that when it's released! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by the vile, evil one: rune: It is tcp/ip. I sense its approach will slow down the taunting here... Rune Commander Army of the Porcupines<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah yes, Roger Wilco together with tcp/ip! You are trully evil, Rune, an inspiration! (you are also a bastard for making me the allies in that particular evil spawn of yours)! I in particular look forward to taunting my North American opponents in real time, With my broad Aussie accent, they won't have any idea want I'm saying, and I hope this leaves them totally confused and bemuddled! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: ....knights gather... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to discover that their great weight, a result of the plate armour (ex King Tiger forward hull) they're wearing, cannot be supported by the cesspool! Horrendous screams of fear eminate from the knights as the soiled abyss commences to reclaim them! Within the hut, the squires cheer more loudly when they discover.......