Written in the Book of Mace revelations:
12:0 For the shat didth smell, and was putrid, and didth squelch between the toes when stepped in, and like mosteth of it's kind contributed little to society except as fertiliser.
12.1 and yae verily, it wast known by another name, and this name it was knoweth by was Peng or Mr Happy!
12.2 but, a piece of ****e by any other name is still a piece of ****e!
Mace (writer of holy scriptures, but someone who was looking forward to a quiet weekend...blah!)