*scene: today's taping of the world's most reviled game show, the Peng Challenge!
Moraine Sedai, today's contestant, answers the Compare's question.*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
SorrrrrrrRRRRrrrry, but that's the WRONG ANSWER!!!
*the audience (all 1 of them, reflecting the show's ratings) groans*
*GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN*
The correct answer is, of course,
'because Mace is a bloody good cobber of Kitty'
Unfortunately, you don't get first prize, but you don't go away empty handed as well.
The consolation prize is your own very life size, original Seanachai to place in the front lawn - listen to him wax lyrically, and a pair of hamsters to provide seconds of fun and education!
Thank you and good night.
*GROOOOOOOOO....oh sorry, cue card says applaud....APPLAUDDDDDDDDDD*
Mace