Mace

Hey? You don't mean from this bucket? I thought that was the beer!!!! *BLURG* Mace

A toast! To Bullemia!!! Mace

You know Kitty, I think all this boozing below decks is playing havoc with our complexions. Mace

<font size = 10>DO IT!!!</font> oooh, sorry. Got carried away with the thought of those little hamster-truppen. Mace

Oh that's where he hid it? *follows* Mace

The bar's wherever the keg is. I'm waiting for Berli to go get it. MAce

Commadore, Sir Berli Notworthadamn Captain, be s'good as t'signal the squadron t'come about t'a headin' of nor' nor' east. Captain Mace van Scheepschagger Got any beer?. Commadore, Sir Berli Notworthadamn Damn y'eyes man! D'ya think me a midshipman that can't read a chart? I'm well aware of where that course'll take us. B'going through the Straights Dyre, we'll be at Il de Cess a full day ahead of that dem'd pirate Meeks. Captain Mace van Scheepschagger Whatever. Now about this beer? Commadore, Sir Berli Notworthadamn Aye, an' there ya have it! M'dear captain, I can guarentee we'll be sailin' with the devil's own luck. Now bring us about. Captain Mace van Scheepschagger BEER!!! WHAT ABOUT THE BEER?!!!! Mace [ January 29, 2004, 02:53 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

*blows a gumleaf* Kitty on deck! Mace

*Takes a puff on his pipe, ponders Seanachai's question, then answers* Aaaaaarrrrrr, matey, have ye not noticed me ...arrrr... limp? I seem to be pulling the ol groin muscle on almost a ...arrrrrrrr... daily basis. *takes another puff on his pipe, ponders more, then clarifies* It must be because of this damned ...arrrrrgh... parrot nested on me shoulder. He's a right ...aaaaarrrrrr.... heavy one. Mace

*sob* I hold B Gates personally responsible for this. [ January 27, 2004, 04:56 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

...anyway, Kitty, what we were talking about just as my *censored* *censored* useless ICQ decided to *censored* itself, and go off-line? *waits for ICQ to come back online* Mace

*glares* Fine then, missy. I'll go lay behind one of those ..argh.. cannon thingies. *thumps over to behind a cannon and lays down in it's recoil path* Hopefully I'll get a good workover when ..argh.. they fire it! Mace

Hmmmm ...argh... mmmmmm, Kitty, I'm very unhappy about ...PICK YA GAME UP, YAH LAND LUBBER, SEANACHAI. YOU MISSED A ...argh... SPOT!!! ... the quality of his work. P*ss poor workman ...argh... ship there. *drains another beer bottle and throws it at Seanachai* OI! THERE! THERE!!!! *ponders* Yeh, I'll apply more sun ....argh... lotion on your back, as long as you ...argh... give me the complete massage you ...argh... promised. Mace

Me either. =) Kitty </font>

I don't believe that ....argh... I've ever had to ...argh... shovel snow. Ever! ...argh... *smokes a pipe thoughfully* Did I mention I've ....argh.... never had to shovel snow? Mace

*)&^$&)((%$#%&* board! >=| [ January 26, 2004, 05:23 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

[ *holds tongue betwixt thumb and forefinger* I wa bor on a pira shi! I wa bor on a ...argh... pira shi! Were's the ..argh matey.. entertainment value in that? Aaaaaaargh. Mace (and his parrot, Daisy)

*leans over to Nidan1 and waves a coathanger hook at his face* Ye best not mess with me ...argh... parrot, Nidan1 matey! aaaargh! With her ...argh... absorbancy rating she'll expand to ....argh.... 100 times her size and ...argh... drain the seven seas dry! AAAAAaaaarrrrgh! Mace [ January 25, 2004, 06:37 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

no it's Arrrrrgh... *thumps in on one peg leg* ...me, mateys! Aaaaargh! Ahoy there, permission to ...argh... come aboard with me pegleg and ...argh... pet parrot, Daisy? *thumps in without waiting* Yeh, I know she's a bloody funny looking ..argh.. parrot, what with her ..argh.. woollen like feathers, no wings, four legs and a ..argh.. uncanny ability to lay lots of little black round eggs instead of one large white one, but what can ..argh.. one do? Anyhow, Daisy, say hello to this scurvy crew (ladies excepted of course* *BaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAaaaaaaaaa! Argh..isn't she a beauty? Bloody heavy tho! Mace [ January 25, 2004, 06:08 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Berli's a smurf? Mace

As you should. Mace

Snarker had another one too, except he did unatural, unspeakable dental hygeine acts upon it and it had to be put down. btw Dave H, apology accepted. But no, I won't kiss you to make up. Mace

Carma Sutra, the mystic art of car maintenance and repair. 1001 artist's renderings of ways to thrust your fuel line into the fuel pump, to pump your clutch, or to grease your bearings. They just don't make books like that anymore. Mace *waves to Kitty* Mew! [ January 20, 2004, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Well we're in for a very long wait then. *orders a million monkeys with a million type-writers* There, that should speed the process up. Mace

No that's me when I'm drunk. I'm just happy to see everyone. Mace