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*peeks from under the bed* GRUE scared by thought of Madmatt in Pandasuit.

Before or after she slipped out of her false teeth? Mace

So you're posting here because you had an instrument failure? Rubbish! Who's been filling your head with that stupid idea? Mace

No, a Boo is just your average moron. Not one of those special extra-strength oxymorons. Mace

Crikey, you're paying me a compliment. Put down the jug, man! You've had far too much to drink! *never thought I'd ever say that....this is very disturbing and I need to ponder what I just said for a while* Mace

Beer absorption through osmosis? You may be on a winner here. Don't think beer and telepathy will work tho. Mace

whoops. pressed the wrong button! *story of my life really* Mace

Sorry, Mikey then. <g> Mace

But it was one hell of a social liability. You're standing in the community will improve substantially, let me tell you. Mace

Don't be stupid, Mike. You should know by now I can't read. Mace

Not just a Honda, but the Honda Civic. Just think, travelling from point A to point B being pointed to and laughed at because of his choice of wind-up toy! Being continually refused whenever he invites a lady 'friend' to share the back seat with him (especially because a good female cartortionist is hard to find) Regardless, this explains why he is so hardened against our taunts and jibes. Mace

you sure give your lady friends strange names. Mace

Otherwise you end up with more Croda on your thistles? Mace

Bloody fair weather donkey. Mace

Into fertilizer? Makes the thistles grow nicely I guess. Mace

*checks the turn in the email* Oh, I see what you mean. A Major Victory!!! Fortunately I am very noble in victory. *runs up to Noba and starts prodding him on the chest* <font size = 7>LOSER!!! LOSER!!!! </font> *teehehheheh* <font size = 7>LOSER!!!</font> *does a victory dance* Mace

Not mine!!! Mace

He does you know. He uses it to sit on. Mace

Well, I'm adopting suitable countermeasures to limit this sort of attack....I'll be wearing no pants when I post from now on. Mace

btw isn't email spamming fun? There's something very satisfying in having some one broadcast 'STOP SPAMMING MY EMAIL ADDY, YA BASTAGES!!!' Mace

Did I say something? Mace

In your case we normally call it a fluke. Mace

Yes. Thanks Jon. I never knew it was possible to do that simultaneously to a sheep and Kiwi bird gaffa-taped together until I received your pictures. Mace

GAAAACK AAAAAARGH AAAACKGACCKKK *clears phlem.......and spits it out onto the ground* *PTOOEY!* Were you in a loving mood when you designed this? Were you skipping through a field of pretty flowers, frolicking with the lovely butterflies and birdies? BECAUSE THERE WAS NO HATE IN THIS SCENARIO DESIGN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: We never started setting the town and each other alight until turn 10, when we wanted to commence a frenzy of burning and mutual emmolation from turn 1!!! So what we reckon is reduce the number of victory flags to 3 to focus the forces more quickly into contestable, veritable seas of molten hate destruction thingies. Inferno? Soggy matches more like. Mace

Oh you poor thing! Here, let me get that. *wipes Kitty's nose with tissue* Mace (taking kindness and compassion to the waffles)