Mace

It's no use. She's using the other Y chromosome so you can't be having it. Mace

What, as a marked spot to indicate buried pirate treasure? Arrrrrr, jim me lad! Mace

It must be difficult living without the other Y chromosome. *takes his own XY chromosome down, dusts and polishes it, then puts it back on the mantlepiece* Mace

You forgot to *squimp* it. Mace

What? Not man enough to handle her? Mace

You lucky bastage, Axe! You got haute cuisine!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Sorry, but Kitty's more accurate in the way one asks for a beer down here. Mace

Oi! Oi! bloody Oi!

...a master of many tongues! Mace

Fainted? Be buggered. She succumned to my uber aussie manliness. Mace

OH! OH! *perspires more heavily* Ya, mate she's a fair sized list, awright! *keeps reading from list of people to blame* ....Saddam Hussein for being a complete nong and being dictator of the wrong country at the wrong time! ....Kim Il Yong for being another nong, by crikey! err is my accent broad enough for ya? Mace

Oh!! Errr. *breaks into a cold sweat* Did I ever mention I blame the whole world too? Here. Let me list them off. *whips out his mighty list* First there's Mrs Muggilicuddi from down the street, then there's....... Mace

*checks guidelines for finding someone else to blame to avoid strife* I blame Seanachai. Mace

Bloody 'ell, yes! We don't want to cause Boo any discomfort! Mace

I still have my hair - my long flowing locks! *flicks hair to and fro in slow motion* As for an investment. Are there any jarheads willing to arrange the fratricide of a junior officer for a reasonable commission? Mace PS 'Rug up' down here means to put more clothes on to get warmer.

-10C? Oh that's ...too... bad. It's a brisk 22C (71.6F) here! *rugs up* Regardless, the rose smelling's out. At least you're well practised in the hallowed railway track licking tradition to keep you and yours amused? Mace

With the amount of TNT chucked in here....it's a sure thing!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Once again, Axe chooses to play with his member <font size = 1>....of the moment.</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

By Berli, HE ATE HIS BROTHERS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :mad: Mace

And to think how much money could have been saved with a one off investment in a packet of rat poison! Mace

That's great news, you dingo-spew munching wombat maggot! They can't see your ugly mug from the road either!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: btw it's a freezing 71.6F degrees down here. I'm ...so... cold. *rugs up* Mace

MMmmmmmmmmmmm, beer!

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaagghghghghghghghghhghghghg gghghghghghghghghhghghghgaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa gghghghghghghghghhghghghg ..*gasp*.. GGAAAGHGHGHG! A real WAFFLE would have used a 9 second fuse, lit it with a stream of molten TNT then waited 10 seconds before handing it over!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Trust Boo Radley to once again NOT NOTICE what goes on frequently in the world! Pom bashing* is a favorite sport of we aussies. So....get your head out of the development tank, go out, and smell the roses (or whatever passes for roses at your neck of the woods). Mace Footnote: * metaphorically speaking of course. I abhor physical violence unless I know I can win!