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Mace

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  1. I'm fairly sure the Owen wasn't available during Australia's involvement in the Desert War, and first came into play during the New Guinea Campaign. Mace
  2. C..a..n y..o..u t..y..p..e m..o..r..e s..l..o..w..l..y ? S..p..e..e..d..y i..s h..a..v..i..n..g t..r..o..u..b..l..e k..e..e..p..i..n..g u..p! M..a..c..e
  3. Oh these were your 'friends'! Those 'friends' you alluded to in your last post. Real party animals, aren't they? How did you handle the pace?!!!! Mace
  4. Oh. *goes to page 9-11* SMASH CRUNCH WALLOP KILL MAIM THUMP CRASH SHATTER * a few minutes later, a bloodied Grue returns* There, Grue take care of. *flips a bit of offal off of one shoulder* Grue think there were innocent bystanders involved, but Grue leave it for you to sort out. some of them over there, and there *points*, there and there. No Grue go back and get some beauty sleep. g'night.
  5. *in Grue's well appointed flat, Grue awakens from slumber* Lady Kitty says for Grue to attack Communist subversives! Grue do that for Kitty, but first this ablutions. *cleans teeth, combs one remaining hair back* There. Now where did Grue put killing club? *finds club, then races out of apartment* Grrrrrr, kill! Stomp! Grue Smash!!! SMASH!~!! Errrr who is Grue destroying?
  6. *puts on surgical gloves and reaches in a nasal cavity* *ShhhhhhhLURP.....POP!* Here's you problem, left over bottle from last night's party. Mace
  7. David Lee Roth? A 10th rate front to a 6th rate band. Freakin' Brittney Spears has more talent than that hack </font>
  8. Hate to say told you so but.... told you so: We can learn by our mistakes. Mace
  9. Oh, it was like watching an car accident...you know you shouldn't watch but you do anyhow. Mace
  10. I didn't know she was telepathic! Here I was just sitting here thinking he better play something better or at least turn it down...and voila. Mace
  11. And this one is especially for you, especially if you dont STOP BLOODY SINGING!!! Surprise! you're dead! Ha ha! open your eyes See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it When you were alive and when you were in love And when I took it from you! It's not over yet You don't remember? I won't let you forget The hatred I bestowed Upon your neck with a fatal blow From my teeth and my tongue I've drank and swallowed, but it's just begun Now you are mine I'll keep killing you until the end of time Surprise! you're dead! Guess what? It never ends... The pain, the torment and torture, profanity Nausea, suffering, perversion, calamity You can't get away - Faith no more
  12. Want a good time? Well you wont bloody get it here! All you'll get here are insults. So if that kind of thing upsets you and makes you cry like a baby, just don't bother. If you get that far, insult back. We like a good insult. But an insult should be made in the aim of getting a CM (glory be to CM) game going with some 'equally lacking in social status' nong. Don't expect us Kiniggets to accept tho. We're too busy being superficial and shallow to notice you. We consider you lot as some lowly maggot lifeform that we don't even notice when we step on. and don't go waving your privates around. The only privates we want to see are those pixelated ones in CM. Dead ones in particular. And leave the ladies alone. They are ruthless and have be known to destroy even we kinnigets with a cutting remark or even just a glare. They are far too mighty for the likes of you, and well beyond your league (which is previously stated...maggot lifeform like). Oh and I in particular hate you. There, rules done. You can p*ss off now. Mace
  13. Right!! I'm hiding in here until Gaylord Focker goes away. Errr where's the booze and nibblies? Oh here's my new years gift: GACK aaaAAaaCK aaaAAaCK aaACK :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: <font size = 1> oh bugger, I think I just popped a vein.</font>
  14. Shades of a CMAK beta test... I've had a look at late 1944 Luftwaffe personnel in the scenario builder and can't find any errors with the bitmaps. Did you install a uniform mod recently, because it appears a 'sleeve/hand' bitmap has overwritten the correct 'trousers/boots' bitmap? Mace
  15. I hope you're laughing at him, and not with him. Mace
  16. I'm running XP with full admin rights and had no difficulty in moving CMBB to the Battlefront folder. Perhaps you should check your rights? PS Don't forget that any shortcuts will need to be revised. Mace
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