Mace

How'd you notice the moustache, what with your beard and all? Mace

What, still upset you can't raise 3000 Gold pieces? Mace

Nah. I prefer to be a savory dish, covered from head to foot in vegemite. Mace

I think I need to get my mind out of the gutter. Mace

Look, we're willing to do that for you regardless of your physical well-being. *spits on Seanachai* err..Berli told me to do that. Mace

Nah, go the meat pie!!! Mace

You can write?!! Mace

...NOT ME! I'm a sensitive kind of bloke that can't take verbal abuse. Mace

Sorry, but yes. Try again next time. Mace

Is he sharing? Mace

HeeeeeeEEEEeeeey!! I've told you you're very intelligent numerous times....but I didn't get the skip and frollic thingy with the butterflies......thank Berli. Mace

Obviously ...*watches Speedy skip and frolic with the butterflies*... odder than most. Mace

Hey nice! You're not just a pretty face. Mace

Oh silly us, maybe he meant this sort of diff? Mace

bloody poofta (not that there's anything wrong with that). Mace

Why? Are we hunting those now as well? Mace

You'll become Pressed duck when Madmatt catches up with you! Hi mum! Mace

Can't talk! Counting money! Mace

*takes Edward Windsor aside, with one arm draped around his shoulder* I'm here to help you, mate! There's a slight issue with the program in that you need to login using your advisor's name, and then your password. That'll work. *gives a friendly pat on the back, then goes through the wallet stolen from Edward Windsor* Hey neat! Royalty carries plenty of cash!! Mace

Is indifference acceptable? Mace

*scene: today's taping of the world's most reviled game show, the Peng Challenge! Moraine Sedai, today's contestant, answers the Compare's question.* BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! SorrrrrrrRRRRrrrry, but that's the WRONG ANSWER!!! *the audience (all 1 of them, reflecting the show's ratings) groans* *GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN* The correct answer is, of course, 'because Mace is a bloody good cobber of Kitty' Unfortunately, you don't get first prize, but you don't go away empty handed as well. The consolation prize is your own very life size, original Seanachai to place in the front lawn - listen to him wax lyrically, and a pair of hamsters to provide seconds of fun and education! Thank you and good night. *GROOOOOOOOO....oh sorry, cue card says applaud....APPLAUDDDDDDDDDD* Mace

*ahem* Creepy younger guys you mean. They've got no hope! Kitty has far much better taste than that! Mace [ January 05, 2004, 03:47 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

As to your vapid supposition - sorry to disappoint, but I am not interested in the slightest.</font>

*In walks Grue, who is suprised that a piece of trash, Hank, has escaped the bin yet again* Grrrrr! *picks up Hank, crumbles, and places in bin a fifth time*. Grue no like litter.

At least she doesn't need to hide behind multiple nicknames, hey Gaylord? Mace