Noba Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Gee, he sounds kind of bitter, doesn't he? Suppose the liquor stores all closed before he woke up? Michael Home delivery. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Gee, he sounds kind of bitter, doesn't he? Suppose the liquor stores all closed before he woke up? MichaelHe really does doesn't he ... and then there's the amusing notion that I should care about Australian GEOGRAPHY! On the plus side he did validate your allegation that the bilibong industry has gone sour. Personally I blame the ad campaign ... Bilibong water ... fortified with crocodile poop! No doubt that led to the conversion of all those bilibongs into citrus groves. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 BTW there is no Santa Claus. Michael How could you say such a thing? I bet you got a lump of coal a few times when you were a young lad, and now you're a bitter old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 ...just go back to sucking the 'merican people and the economy dry, and screwing the rest of the world while you're at it. At least you're good at something. Noba. Sounds like a plan to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 How could you say such a thing? I bet you got a lump of coal a few times when you were a young lad, and now you're a bitter old man. Because he's the guy that made up Santa Claus waaaaaaaayyyyyyy back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Because he's the guy that made up Santa Claus waaaaaaaayyyyyyy back. In as much as Emrys is an old guy with a red nose who breaks into houses, it just goes to show that there is a kernal of truth in all myths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Much better than sending them a remittance while they do nothing but lie around on the beach drinking cheap Ozzie beer and getting sand between their toes, eh? OH NO IT ISN'T!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 there's the amusing notion that I should care about Australian GEOGRAPHY! You're an American! You should show little care for any form of geography outside your national borders!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 How could you say such a thing? I bet you got a lump of coal a few times when you were a young lad, and now you're a bitter old man. If it makes you feel any better, there used to be an Easter Bunny. He was delicious. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 You're an American! You should show little care for any form of geography outside your national borders!!!! Believe me, you could hardly have less care about almost anything than the average American. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 You're an American! You should show little care for any form of geography outside your national borders!!!!See there ... even Mace agrees that I should show little care for anything beyond these shores. Of course it's equally likely that he just messed up his post and intended to say something entirely different ... with Mace it's pretty much a crap shoot whether his post is what he intended. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 If it makes you feel any better, there used to be an Easter Bunny. He was delicious. Michael I hope you mean he was delicious in a milk chocolatey kind of way (as opposed to the tender, juicy, savoury way that the French prefer). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Believe me, you could hardly have less care about almost anything than the average American. Michael At least Americans excel at something, even if it is just 'caring less'. I can hear the arguments now... Person 1: I could care less. Person 2: I could care less that you care less. Person 1: I could care even less that you care less that I care less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 You may have a point Michael, if ever there was a born orange poacher it would be Noba ... not that he'd be any good at it mind but if it's in the blood it's in the blood and there's nothing he can do about it but poach oranges. joe Roight, it's the criminal, ne'er-do-well upbringing of all them there southern (hemisphere) types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 See there ... even Mace agrees that I should show little care for anything beyond these shores. Of course it's equally likely that he just messed up his post and intended to say something entirely different ... with Mace it's pretty much a crap shoot whether his post is what he intended. Joe Now there's the pot(head) calling the kettle black ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Dear Boo, CMAK is not currently working on my laptop. A setup will follow when it is, whenever that may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Now there's the pot(head) calling the kettle black ...Moriarty you've been absent without leave and now you return taking the names of your betters (well, me, but I am most assuredly your better in OH so many ways) in vain. I see through your game though, you want to deflect attention away from your absence ... WELL IT DIDN'T WORK LAD ... what have you to say for yourself? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I'M BACK! What did I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I'M BACK! What did I miss? An opportunity to slash your wrists? BTW, how's the broken hand? Permanently crippled one would hope. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I hope you mean he was delicious in a milk chocolatey kind of way (as opposed to the tender, juicy, savoury way that the French prefer). You mean cooked in wine and brandy with shallots and mushrooms? A little sour cream stirred in at the end? He was magnificent. A fitting end for a legendary creature of almost scriptural significance. Served six. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Joe Shaw is a rhinotillexomaniac. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Any ideas on how one could smuggle a hedgehog into Australia? I'm trying to improve the average IQ of my new homeland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 You're an American! You should show little care for any form of geography outside your national borders!!!! We show little care for geography within our borders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 Any ideas on how one could smuggle a hedgehog into Australia? I'm trying to improve the average IQ of my new homeland. If you want to improve the average intellect, while at the same time making new friends, just take their beer away Any beer confiscated may be shipped to any of the Olde Ones (well, not Peng... he don't drink no more), as We are trustworthy enough (ok, so don't ship it to Seanachai either) to guard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 better in OH. Joe This is correct, Joe. Everything is better in Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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