Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I think you are thinking of "I Married a Turbo Skank." PATELLA No, I think YOU'RE thinking of a 1950s B Sci/Fi flick, "I Married A Turbo Skank From Hell", Starring Luke Outawindow, Erasmus B. Dragon and Roddy MacDowell as an extraterrestrial ficus. Zygomatic arch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I think that you think that I think that Lars should drink with Jesus more oftener, and I'd agree with that assessment. However, you are DEAD WRONG about everything else you have ever written. You are thinking about "The Lady is a Skank." a little known Disney Animated Feature. A heartburning story of alcohol abuse and it's effects on hillbilly fetuses: little or none - they can't get much dumber. ULNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I think that you think that I think that Lars should drink with Jesus more oftener, and I'd agree with that assessment. However, you are DEAD WRONG about everything else you have ever written. You are thinking about "The Lady is a Skank." a little known Disney Animated Feature. A heartburning story of alcohol abuse and it's effects on hillbilly fetuses: little or none - they can't get much dumber. ULNARight then, this is getting silly and we'll have no more silly ... I'm home from Des Moines and no one cares. Tibia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I think that you think that I think that Lars should drink with Jesus more oftener, and I'd agree with that assessment. However, you are DEAD WRONG about everything else you have ever written. You are thinking about "The Lady is a Skank." a little known Disney Animated Feature. A heartburning story of alcohol abuse and it's effects on hillbilly fetuses: little or none - they can't get much dumber. ULNA I believe you are confused. More so than usual, even. You can only be thinking of "Skanks for the Memories", a bottoms up review of the song stylings of Ed "Tallywhacker" Skeezix, whose other notable songs include, "The Dukes Duet (Romulus & Uncle Remus), Waltz for Three People and My Spanish Suitcase". I wish you'd stop using Wikipedogoogle as your only reference choice. Phalanges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Right then, this is getting silly and we'll have no more silly ... I'm home from Des Moines and no one cares. Tibia You were gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 I believe you are confused. More so than usual, even. You can only be thinking of "Skanks for the Memories", a bottoms up review of the song stylings of Ed "Tallywhacker" Skeezix, whose other notable songs include, "The Dukes Duet (Romulus & Uncle Remus), Waltz for Three People and My Spanish Suitcase". I wish you'd stop using Wikipedogoogle as your only reference choice. Phalanges! No, no no no NO! You are thinking of "You're a Skanky Doodle Dandy" a dramadey starring Jerry Lewis as a cross-dressing hillbilly chanteuse with black lung and a heart of iron. S/he falls for Whoopie Goldberg's character - a wisecracking police detective, with a heart of porkbellies, named "Uncle Hiram." Together they solve the mystery of the gay redneck red-arse "Blondie," with a heart of maggots - a stunning performance by the disinterred corpse of River Phoenix. Oscar nods all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 no one cares. Damn skippy* SESAMOID nod to our Odstralian cousins, twice removed on our mother's great aunt side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Mandibular Pelvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 No, no no no NO! You are thinking of "You're a Skanky Doodle Dandy" a dramadey starring Jerry Lewis as a cross-dressing hillbilly chanteuse with black lung and a heart of iron. S/he falls for Whoopie Goldberg's character - a wisecracking police detective, with a heart of porkbellies, named "Uncle Hiram." Together they solve the mystery of the gay redneck red-arse "Blondie," with a heart of maggots - a stunning performance by the disinterred corpse of River Phoenix. Oscar nods all around.Actually Icepick Motor Palin I think you're thinking of something entirely different. Oh ... the name? As we are apolitical here and in the spirit of bipartisanship I took the liberty to look up your name were you to have been born into the Palin family. As you know the Palins chose (if I can use that word) to name their children with Alaskan names like Bristol (for Bristol Bay) or Willow for a nearby town or Piper for (I'm told) Piper Cub. Like many of you I despaired since I'll never have a chance to proudly wear an official Palin name, but through the wonders of the Internets that joy can now be yours as well. http://www.personal-space.com/palin/index.php Yours in Alaska, Ammo Canal Palin ... hmm ... that could have turned out better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Since a new Sarah Palin fan club seems to be opening up here in the Peng Challenge Thread, it's only appropriate that America's hottest gun moll...er, I mean Vice Presidential candidate, should put in a personal appearance. Therefore, allow me to present: FEMUR Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 That is SO Shopped ... I'm surprised that YOU would believe ... oh ... well never mind in that case. Vestibular Canal (Not to be confused with Ammo Canal Palin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 The guy in the background drinking Schlitz and hitting a heater is a nice touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Snooker Hinge Palin?!??!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Crap! I forgot the body part. Here's two: STERNUM METATARSUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 No, no no no NO! You are thinking of "You're a Skanky Doodle Dandy" a dramadey starring Jerry Lewis as a cross-dressing hillbilly chanteuse with black lung and a heart of iron. S/he falls for Whoopie Goldberg's character - a wisecracking police detective, with a heart of porkbellies, named "Uncle Hiram." Together they solve the mystery of the gay redneck red-arse "Blondie," with a heart of maggots - a stunning performance by the disinterred corpse of River Phoenix. Oscar nods all around. AGAIN you're way off base! I was referring to "The Skank Dick". An early 30s W.C. Fields film, where Fields, playing the legendary schizophrenic transvestite armed robber/gun moll, Maureen (Mo) LaFong hides the purloined family jewels in the bodice of Lotta Furbelow, played by Dame Mae Whitty, in a stand out performance, never before seen by cinematic audiences in Passaic, New Jersey. During a matinee. On a Tuesday. The penultimate scene where Maureen (Mo) saves her chillun from the dreaded revenoors by hurling them off a precipice into the waiting arms of her/his half-brother/sister, Unguent, was talked about for minutes at water-coolers nation-wide. Next time it's on TCM, I'm going to Tivo it! UVULA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 That looks like a Remington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Next time it's on TCM, I'm going to Tivo it! UVULA! I knew you would be the one to go for the cheap laugh with UVULA. ISLETS OF LANGERHANS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 What the F is going on here? Macrophage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 What the F is going on here? Macrophage Ax Emrys, he started it when he wrote "HAND." MAXILLARY SINUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right then, this is getting silly and we'll have no more silly ... I'm home from Des Moines and no one cares. Tibia I care. Gluteus Maximus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Ax Emrys, he started it when he wrote "HAND." MAXILLARY SINUS PORK SWORD (This is not a thingy reference since I'm using medical terminology.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 PORK SWORD (This is not a thingy reference since I'm using medical terminology.) Medical Terminology? Wait a minute. Do you know what "Bad Touch" means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Medical Terminology? Wait a minute. Do you know what "Bad Touch" means? You mean like bad touching ...my uncle told me not to talk about that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Despite Boo's cheatsy air strikes, an entire platoon of his Shermans have fallen victim to my Stuggery and I have a platoon of infantry rampaging behind his front line; gunning down his panicked, teary American boy scouts. In other news, all of today's soccer games are rained out, so I can't yell at small children. Turns would be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Despite Boo's cheatsy air strikes, an entire platoon of his Shermans have fallen victim to my Stuggery and I have a platoon of infantry rampaging behind his front line; gunning down his panicked, teary American boy scouts. In other news, all of today's soccer games are rained out, so I can't yell at small children. Turns would be appreciated. Ha! I got to yell at children today on the soccer field. My U12 team got slammed - they were uninspired today - last week they were a goal scoring machine and this week they were like the walking dead. I actually yelled at poor Celeste when she dithered with - and lost - the ball on defense. Bad daddy. She was pissed at me. U14 Team is smokin this year! They lost their first game, but with a bit of scrimimimaging during the week they figured out what was going on. Today I didn't have to say a thing to them - except "OK, back off a bit now, don't run up the score." I saw the most exceptional play I've ever seen in a rec league - a perfect arcing cross from just outside the box and a headed goal. It was gorgeous. I mean it was stunning. It was glorious. Every practice we've had we worked on taking everything wide and crossing it in and today it payed off in just about the prettiest goal you can imagine. CAROTID ARTERY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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