Joe Shaw Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 And our next story features Joe Shaw and Boo playing Kentucky Russian Roulette ... and losing.Silence Geier ... I'm thinking we need a Statute of Limitations here ... if you're not around for months on end then your participation is limited to that of a statue. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 They sure do make an ugly couple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 But maybe that's because I'm a dolt. Fixed that for ya. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 No my question is whether or not his being Australian is the over riding flaw in his existence ... I'd tend to believe that being Stuka is the primary issue. In theory it's possible, I suppose, for an Australian to be of worth .... Joe, you just don't get it...as usual. It's not Australian females who are problematic. Many of them are quite attractive And had the good judgement to run off with American sailors when the opportunity presented itself. No, clearly the problem lies in the Y gene as it is found in that benighted land. I think the obvious solution is in two parts. First, all Australian men should be castrated. That would eliminate the defective Y gene from the reproductive pool. Secondly, American men should take their vacations in Australia and in the process impregnate as many Australian women as possible in a spirit of selfless hands-across-the-ocean bonhomie to keep the Australian population from totally crashing. If such a program were to be put into motion, I can foresee a grand and glorious future opening for Australia. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Joe, you just don't get it...as usual. It's not Australian females who are problematic. Many of them are quite attractive And had the good judgement to run off with American sailors when the opportunity presented itself. No, clearly the problem lies in the Y gene as it is found in that benighted land. I think the obvious solution is in two parts. First, all Australian men should be castrated. That would eliminate the defective Y gene from the reproductive pool. Secondly, American men should take their vacations in Australia and in the process impregnate as many Australian women as possible in a spirit of selfless hands-across-the-ocean bonhomie to keep the Australian population from totally crashing. If such a program were to be put into motion, I can foresee a grand and glorious future opening for Australia. Michael And you claim that I don't get it ... hands-across-the-ocean isn't how it's done pal. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 sailors...men...hands...homie...opening Thats quite enough Michael, we get the picture, you don't need to spell it out. Just come out of the closet already, there's nothing to be ashamed about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Thats quite enough Michael, we get the picture, you don't need to spell it out. Just come out of the closet already, there's nothing to be ashamed about. Not necessarily true Stuka ... he IS Michael you know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 They sure do make an ugly couple... So do you. And by that I mean you're ugly enough for two people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 So you're admitting that you and Joe make an ugly couple? Admitting you have a problem is the first step to coping with it I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 Admitting you have a problem is the first step to coping with it I hear. You're a problem, but somehow just admitting it probably won't do too much towards solving it. A problem like you requires the person to be a bit more proactive. I hear Semtex can be extremely proactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 You're a problem, but somehow just admitting it probably won't do too much towards solving it. A problem like you requires the person to be a bit more proactive. I hear Semtex can be extremely proactive.I'm going to take this opportunity to take an opportunity ... and bump the thread up. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I'm going to take this opportunity to take an opportunity ... and bump the thread up. Joe You approve of Boo's post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 You approve of Boo's post? That's a given. The two are conjoined at the tips of their pointy little heads. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 That's a given. The two are conjoined at the tips of their pointy little heads. Steve Do they finish each other's posts as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 and buff each others toenails after a hot shower and a back rub... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 and buff each others toenails after a hot shower and a back rub... That's just about enough of this nonsense ... as the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread it was my DUTY to move the thread back where it belongs ... near the top of the page. I'm so wroth that I'm going to go away ... to Lake Havasu where the Spring Breakers are ... uh ... breaking, perhaps springing as well, I wouldn't know. I have to go for work of course but that's not the point. Boo Radley, I place this incarnation of the Peng Challenge Thread into your hands for the duration of my absence ... see if you can keep this lot in line for a change! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 That's just about enough of this nonsense ... as the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread it was my DUTY to move the thread back where it belongs ... near the top of the page. I'm so wroth that I'm going to go away ... to Lake Havasu where the Spring Breakers are ... uh ... breaking, perhaps springing as well, I wouldn't know. I have to go for work of course but that's not the point. Boo Radley, I place this incarnation of the Peng Challenge Thread into your hands for the duration of my absence ... see if you can keep this lot in line for a change! Joe I will do as good a job as you have always done. While you're at Lake Havasu, see if the London Bridge has finally fallen down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 I will do as good a job as you have always done.Well, that could be interesting . . . To arms! To arms! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 And as Joe exits the plane, the crowd reacts in a typical way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 And as Joe exits the plane, the crowd reacts in a typical way... You're just jealous because TSA won't let you fly after that unfortunate incident with you showing that kid how to make fart noises ... pity you didn't know any other way than to actually fart. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 ...Speedy would have been ON the tracks putting pennies down to see them get flattened .... Joe Pennies?? Pfft, twenty cent pieces minimum - how cheap do you think I am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Well, that could be interesting . . . To arms! To arms! Steve Is that Mace front and centre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 And as Joe exits the plane, the crowd reacts in a typical way... and jointly SMS's the destruct sequence to the colostomy bomb secreted in Joes man purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Pennies?? Pfft, twenty cent pieces minimum - how cheap do you think I am?Well, you ARE an Oddstraylyun . . . Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 and our mighty Australian Dollar is worth more than your steenking 'murkin peso so watch your tongue me bucko, laddy-o, whipper-snapper...we as a nation are in need of gardeners, toilet cleaners and fast food outlet staff, you would do well to respect the authoritah of your future employers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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