Joe Shaw Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 A TESTIMONIAL, SHAW! I bask in the glow. And thumb my nose at you.A testimonial from Nidan1 ... yes, that carries a LOT of weight around here ... {sheesh} Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 2, 2011 Author Share Posted February 2, 2011 I know it pales in comparison to all the testimonials YOU'VE received. Why don't you tell us about them. We all have a nanosecond to spare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 ...I have to ridicule you lot to get an answer[.] That's how it works around here, as I understand. Have a go! It's good fun. Just be warned that once you commit to staying here, you also surrender your right to claim membership with the human race. You wanker! oh... I needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homo ferricus Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Oh, right. Totally didn't bother reading the next 10 or so pages. There goes that nanosecond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 See? Another day has passed and the SSN has vanished into the night, did he at least leave a chocolate on your pillow Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Once they realize that Joe is the reincarnation of the Salt Creature from "Star Trek", they pretty much run for the hills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Looks like I'm visiting just in time to make fun of Old Foul Joe for begging someone to be his disciple or somefink. I guess that ssn should be refudiated like our North Korean allies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 I just cooked 1.5kg of spaghetti!!! Turns out now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 I just cooked 1.5kg of spaghetti!!! Turns out now! Being able to boil water is certainly a major accomplisment, even for a Goobernational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Yeah, but he burnt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 For all you SSNs contemplating becoming a serf under the sponsership of Joe Shaw, take a gander at this picture of him shot in an unguarded moment. As you can see he is not really the kindly, bumbling old gent that he tries to portray here in the Cesspool. He is in fact a brutal monster with the power to dessicate living flesh, by removing the salt from your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Hey, quit scaring the kids Nidan1, it's not time for Friday fright night yet! And Joe... how many times do we have to tell you? Chew with your mouth shut!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Laugh all you want. Tonight I dine at my mothers'! Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Happy Year of the Rabbit, my you live long and prosper. Didnt know spaghetti was a traditional TET dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Hey, quit scaring the kids Nidan1, it's not time for Friday fright night yet! And Joe... how many times do we have to tell you? Chew with your mouth shut!! What the hell individual joins the forum for 11 years and manages 140 posts?? An underachiever worthy of House PShaw thats who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 What the hell individual joins the forum for 11 years and manages 140 posts?? An underachiever worthy of House PShaw thats who! A person of few words would be highly welcome here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 I suppose for every Gromit there has to be a Justicar Wallace. Cracking piece of Boo, Gromit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Careful guys, you'll make me blow my yearly forum post quota! I have had a couple close calls with losing my original member number 238. The scariest had to be last fall when Steve threatened to yank it for me saying "sumfink" instead of the CM olde ones-proper "somefink". I tried to tell him it was my posts-to-years ratio (read forgetfulness) at work, but he wasn't buying it! Steve can be such a hardarse at times... ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan/california Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 For all you SSNs contemplating becoming a serf under the sponsership of Joe Shaw, take a gander at this picture of him shot in an unguarded moment. As you can see he is not really the kindly, bumbling old gent that he tries to portray here in the Cesspool. He is in fact a brutal monster with the power to dessicate living flesh, by removing the salt from your body. Better than I had pictured actually. I envisioned something more like this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 HAH! My plan worked as expected ... I had deduced that the historical "Sod Off" was having little effect on the SSNs who dropped by ... likely because they were not bright enough to understand ... and determined to try another tack. What better way to scare them off than by offering them up as Serfs to the CessPool? I put my plan into effect and, as expected, we've seen no more of young Pansy Bobx. I love it when a plan comes together ... of course Boo Radley and his STELLAR former Squire Nidan1 can't see beyond their nose and thought I was serious. Nuance is lost on those two. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan/california Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Mind you I am referring to the dung ball, not the perfectly serviceable beetle on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Perfect annoying size too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 That's only because your concept of nuance is of a style which even Larry the Cable Guy deems too low brow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Mind you I am referring to the dung ball, not the perfectly serviceable beetle on top of it. Joe enjoys stepping out in fancy beetle headware, he think he's being kewl and all the kids pointing and laughing are merely jealous of his cutting edge fashion sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Crodaburg I thought I felt a chill, as if someone had walked over my grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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