Lt Belenko Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Is the P-38 properly modeled in all its uses? List of P38 uses by the Pentagon: 1. Can opener, 2. Seam ripper, 3. Screwdriver, 4. Clean fingernails, 5. Cut fishing line, 6. Open paint cans, 7. Window scraper, 8. Scrape around floor corners, 9. Digging, 10. Clean out groove on tupperware lids, 11. Reach in and clean out small cracks, 12. Scrape around edge of boots, 13. Bottle opener, 14. Gut fish (in the field), 15. Scale fish (in the field), 16. Test for 'doneness' when baking on a camp fire, 17. Prying items, 18. Strip wire, 19. Scrape pans in the field, 20. Lift key on flip top cans, 21. Chisel, 22. Barter, 23. Marking tool, 24. Deflating tires, 25. Clean sole of boot/shoe, 26. Pick teeth, 27. Measurement, 28. Striking flint, 29. Stirring coffee, 30. Puncturing plastic coating, 31. Knocking on doors, 32. Morse code, 33. Box cutter, 34. Opening letters, 35. Write emergency messages, 36. Scratch an itch, 37. Save as a souvenir, 38. Rip off rank for on-the-spot promotions, 39. Bee sting removal tool (scrape off wit blade). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibsonm Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Is the P-38 properly modeled in all its uses? List of P38 uses by the Pentagon: 1. Can opener, 2. Seam ripper, 3. Screwdriver, 4. Clean fingernails, 5. Cut fishing line, 6. Open paint cans, 7. Window scraper, 8. Scrape around floor corners, 9. Digging, 10. Clean out groove on tupperware lids, 11. Reach in and clean out small cracks, 12. Scrape around edge of boots, 13. Bottle opener, 14. Gut fish (in the field), 15. Scale fish (in the field), 16. Test for 'doneness' when baking on a camp fire, 17. Prying items, 18. Strip wire, 19. Scrape pans in the field, 20. Lift key on flip top cans, 21. Chisel, 22. Barter, 23. Marking tool, 24. Deflating tires, 25. Clean sole of boot/shoe, 26. Pick teeth, 27. Measurement, 28. Striking flint, 29. Stirring coffee, 30. Puncturing plastic coating, 31. Knocking on doors, 32. Morse code, 33. Box cutter, 34. Opening letters, 35. Write emergency messages, 36. Scratch an itch, 37. Save as a souvenir, 38. Rip off rank for on-the-spot promotions, 39. Bee sting removal tool (scrape off wit blade). Nope. Maybe in a follow up module. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnersman Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Hey, Upham, careful you don't step in the bullsh*t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLeftFlank Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Sergeant Fury's eye patch is on the LEFT eye, dammit! This game is fatally flawed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFF Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 The German troops all speak with Bavarian accents, which is obviously wrong. Due to my intensive research into the hometown of every German soldier present in Normandy on June 6, the proper accent should be one representing the North Rhine-Wesphalia region. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibsonm Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Thanks for the insight Henry Higgins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 You did “deploy” them first (sharpen the ends) didn’t you? Newbie error. Sharpened weapons are for wussies. Ewoktruppen kill stormtroopers with dull rocks. Next you'll be telling me Greedo shot first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietrich Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Anti-vehicle stormtrooper equipped with AT4 instead of Merr-Sonn PLX-4 missile launcher. But the real bug is that the terrain is CM:SF-style rather than dense Endorian redwood forest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyD Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 An old favorite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieseltaylor Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 The resultant torquing was a contributing factor to some of them drifting off course. Careless torque costs lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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